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From: "Sonya" Date: Tue, 12 Mar 1996 21:11:45 -0800 To: Mark Thomas <sorabji@paranoia.com> Subject: What do I look like tonight I am always wearing pants that are too big for me.I am a size 3 and it's embarrassing to be so tiny and want sympathy for it when I can't find pants that fit me. So I am always wearing baggy pants. I look tired, because I am tired. No, I AM EXHAUSTED. I am hiding the dark circles under my eyes behind glasses.I have cool glasses. Armani specs. I once had a guy tell me he wanted to "terrible" things to me everytime he saw me wearing these glasses. But he never did. But I DON'T look disappointed. Two nights ago, I looked as if a cockroach had crawled in my ear. It was a bad night and I think that I must have looked shocked and grossed out all at once. Hence, the cockroach analogy. Besides, I heard that story the other day on the radio. Some guy in Australia called the paramedics because there was something in his ear. It turned out to be an inch and a half long roach! I think I must look like I need a cigarette, because I do, and therefore I must look like that. That is what I look like tonight. |
