11/24/97, 4:08 PM Danigirl Wondering what current obligations force someone to lose the one they love... kimberly@magiccarpet.com 11/24/97, 5:37 PM Wetfly A perverse sense of duty I guess Dani...but those obligations are ending.. Unlike my love for you which blossoms more each day... wetfly@umsl.edu 11/24/97, 10:32 PM Danigirl For Wetfly...My love for you is like the sky, with dreams that soar, and hopes that fly. Its like a never ending ocean, an everlasting deep emotion. It has the tenderness of spring, the charm that warmth and laughter bring. It has the simple strength of stone, that shields us from a life alone. Its ever growing, ever new. Its always there, my love for you. your Danigirl. kimberly@magiccarpet.com 11/25/97, 11:49 AM Wetfly Longing to be free...free to live...free to love wetfly@umsl.edu 11/25/97, 11:49 AM Tiffany Smith I am looking for magic in and wonder... and still find it often. tiffany@spirococus.com http://www.spirococus.com 11/26/97, 10:48 PM a female person why does the woman have to be beautiful? why is that so damn important? there, i said it 11/27/97, 5:04 PM Danigirl Thinking about another lonely holiday gone by...without even a hello from "him".... kimberly@magiccarpet.com 11/30/97, 12:06 PM anafrank just being close anastasia@2z.net http://209.100.168.55/ 11/30/97, 9:30 PM kelsey gleaming. kelsey_girl@hotmail.com http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Cafe/4761/ 12/2/97, 1:02 AM austin I like the way you think. veatill@3-cities 12/2/97, 10:24 AM Wetfly Never again. Ever. All obligations are finished. No more Lonely holidays for us baby. wetfly@umsl.edu 12/2/97, 2:24 PM molloy It's raining where I am; the sky sickly gray and it's cold. I used to love days like this, now I just worry about water damage. My teeth hurt. 12/3/97, 6:40 PM horazzo memories curl like smoke...I inhale, but nothing... horazzo@hell.com www.6168.org 12/3/97, 8:56 PM megajim I keep my vitamins near the window so that they go down as cold, foreign ingots every morning. megajim@mcs.com 12/4/97, 8:18 AM Wetfly One never knows Love, until one truly experiences it. Some of us though, have to be taught. wetfly@umsl.edu 12/4/97, 10:34 AM Danigirl Wondering if you can teach an old dog new tricks or let it learn on it's own....Hmmmm... kimberly@magiccarpet.com 12/4/97, 5:42 PM Valerie Trying to avoid what I can't escape. Viewing my situation in as objective a manner even though I am fully entrenched. welshknot@mailcity.com 12/5/97, 1:45 AM dan writing CODE! Yeah dude. 12/5/97, 11:23 PM Deceptikon I am the owner of my Soul, not you nor anyone else. placid8@hotmail.com http://www.earthlink.net/~omara2 12/5/97, 11:25 PM Deceptikon Having a nice day? placid8@hotmail.com 12/5/97, 11:30 PM I'm talking to myself arn't I? placid8@hotmail.com 12/5/97, 11:32 PM Deceptikon I FEEL ALONE placid8@hotmail.com 12/6/97, 11:44 PM still hanging around Replying to Deceptikon. No, you're not alone. If you were, there would be no one to put up this web site. 12/7/97, 0:47 AM boxorocks Im looking for the dog. We strapped an old camera to the side of his face to make him look like a borg and now he's running loose in the neighborhood scaring little children and he won't come back. Makes a pretty good looking Borg-dog though. throwingrocks@bigfoot.com http://www.his.com/~rodgerse/ 12/8/97, 4:09 AM lucy waiting for the vicodin to kick in so i can sleep. sky@diamond.net 12/8/97, 4:27 PM Zook Im reading your web site. When I say yours, I may mean yours, or I may mean someone else's yours. 12/8/97, 8:25 PM Helena I came here from maggies world. I am totally amazed by "the story" - WATER. Wow.. I'm looking a yellow dot- man do i ever hate yellow. I'm debating taking down my page... Wondering bout what they teach in High Schools across America today.... I'm thinking bout where i really belong, Croatia, and I am staring at a yellow dot. God, I hate yellow. roadruncp@aol.com http://members.aol.com/roadruncp/ 12/8/97, 9:19 PM joseph I'm from Singapore I do enjoy browsing your Website. How are you related to Maggie, and Lancelot? I'm a web designer in singapore,like to know you better! You guys really great. Any site you think it's cool? I do not have site of myself yet.But i'm putting down my company's URL for viewing. Thanks! joseph@asiainfo.com.sg http://www.asiainfo.com.sg 12/9/97, 9:00 AM Wetfly Learning to jump through Hoops and to stay. wetfly@umsl.edu 12/9/97, 10:19 AM KAITIE HEBERT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING ON SOMETHING FOR MY WORLD CULTURES CLASS AT SCHOOL, WHEN I CAME ACROSS THIS AND THOUGHT IT WAS COOL, SO I DECIDED TO JOIN IN. 12/9/97, 10:20 AM Wetflys woman Needing you to stay..your gonna feel my spirit baby, your gonna feel me..loving you right this very second more than ever before.. kimberly@magiccarpet.com 12/9/97, 1:49 PM Wetfly The experience is beyond words. You, my love are too. wetfly@umsl.edu 12/9/97, 2:52 PM Dani Wanting to watch the falling snow with him, holding his hand... kimberly@magiccarpet.com 12/11/97, 8:24 AM Wetfly Exploding into a new life..full of wonder and amazement. And being taught new tricks. wetfly@umsl.edu 12/11/97, 1:10 PM Dani So many possibilities when it comes to love... kimberly@magiccarpet.com 12/11/97, 9:06 PM Amy Thinking of Steve who once posted thoughts of me here also. Portia80@aol.com 12/12/97, 8:09 AM Wetfly To feel your hand in my, to see myself reflected in your eyes. Yes these are the things I long for most. wetfly@umsl.edu 12/12/97, 8:10 AM Wetfly uh, that's "to feel your hand in MINE"... wetfly@umsl.edu 12/12/97, 8:52 AM Dani Waiting for the day to show him how much I love him....your gonna be amazed my angel... kimberly@magiccarpet.com 12/13/97, 8:02 PM M Armand Sin libertad La Vida Nada Vale 12/28/97, 1:55 PM 12/31/97, 6:04 AM Steve_Morris I'm pretending to be working for some big boring corporation while really just thinking of my lovely young woman. And there she is now calling on the phone just as always when I think of her. Isn't telepathy a great way to keep in touch with folk? Interesting pages, I guess I'll read em again sometime. Happy 1998 to all. smorris1@mmm.com 1/1/98, 1:54 PM nic Feeling honored to be the first to respond in 1998. This past year I've climbed deeper into the Web and see more of the same for the next one. Sites like Mark's and Maggy's make it a more interesting place to be. You others who put words here on a regular basis seem to make it more of a community as well. Any connections good thing. Hoping the best for the end of the millenium for us all. nicardo@bigfoot.com 1/3/98, 2:59 PM R.C. Reading Mark's letter to the makers of Kool-Aid & ROFL! I had no idea such treasures were hidden here! 1/5/98, 1:25 PM Stephen Vavrik Another winter storm is rolling in of the Pacific, over my Vancouver Island home. The Santana CD I'm listening to seems less than apropriate. If I fail to find somthinf of interest on my electronic searches, I may have to trade my mouse for my hiking boots and head for the coast. On the very edge of land is a little fishing/pot growing (their 2 main industrys) village of Bamfield. It's a time warp to a eara when you could just throw up a tent on the beach without having to fill out forms and pay fees. Here no goverment enployie will hastle you, ask for your cash, ask you to move along. There is no full time Mounties in Bamfield. Only a half blind auxilulary cop who's daughter invited me over for tea and tokes at his house. Everyones friendly in Bamfield. The variouse cliques of young peolpe all go to the same parties. I go back evey summer now. So do many of my friends. We have discovered a hidden backwater washed with the spirit from the summer of love. Only with the towering red cedars, and sand beaches of the pacific north west, instead of the brick buildinse and twisting streets of San Francisco. SheriffMarty@hotmail.com 1/5/98, 8:25 PM f.j.b i'm sitting behind my old desk, where i used to work. it's an odd feeling knowing you don't work here anymore, but needing your former employers resources to get a new job. this is driving me crazy, knowing that i'm still dependent upon people who don't really care about what i do, one way, or another. fuck i hate this. HAL@ThePentagon.com 1/5/98, 9:51 PM L I presume you are reading the messages typed in the box below your image, which seems to update every 60 seconds or so. Are you Mark? (and not to be very nosy, what kind of upstream bandwidth does this server have?) 1/5/98, 9:53 PM L Also, I don't see how I can read any response from you to me. I guess this isn't supposed to be chat, but there is a cognitive dissonance in this one-way writing. 1/6/98, 6:28 AM Spinks I'm sitting here reading yuo words. Can't see what I'm writng cause the screen is fkcucked. Love the page. Love this page. Page to drive yuor minds eyes through, and listen with deep perfection of one who writes. So well. ~Spinks schnauzi@ozemail.com.au www.ozemail.com/~schnauzi 1/7/98, 11:43 AM Lollie You slay me! I'm still laughing about Peter! lollie@lollie.com http://www.lollie.com 1/7/98, 11:58 PM Devonian I saw the link to your story on Web Soup. Now I am very concerned. I may never stop laughing at that Peter story! nuyaka@iname.com http://home.att.net/~tjones-nuyaka/ 1/8/98, 10:59 AM JD I'm pretty pathetic I guess, but I just realized that you were a guy, AFTER reading the Pete story! *lol* I guess that made it even funnier! =) scape@unforgettable.com 1/8/98, 10:37 PM PF Being told by a neighbor that the Charles Grodin show on right now is really worth watching. . . right now. 1/9/98, 0:34 AM maga old site - new site - old site - new site... travelling magdul@polbox.com 1/9/98, 1:18 PM adam I'm re-evaluating my life and what I think of it - and I don't know what anwsers I'm looking for. ahotchin@clearnet.com 1/9/98, 1:18 PM adam I'm re-evaluating my life and what I think of it - and I don't know what answers I'm looking for. ahotchin@clearnet.com 1/10/98, 6:22 PM Dreamgirl Getting lost in these fantastic stories of a stranger in a strange land... 1/11/98, 7:27 PM Jay Bored, at work, wondering why this guy wanted to walk around with a huge hard-on. Man, I don't think I would have wanted to hang out. Fuck it, I'll go hang out on my own before some giant cock follows me around everywhere struggling to be free. plague@why.net www.yahoo.com 1/12/98, 9:26 PM Jan Bednarczuk What am I doing? Why don't you figure out what the hell you're doing before you get so interested in my personal state of affairs? I mean, it's not like you're doing anything useful. Why don't you get off your rear end and go do something productive? Incidentally, that Philip Glass thing really rings true to me. Try enjoying American art in general and see how much respect you get in this country. Anyway. bookworm@nwu.edu http://pubweb.nwu.edu/~jmb347 1/14/98, 2:59 PM Paloma If only I could share the love that burns deep inside of me. Why did I wait so long. I should of told him. Why didn't I tell him then? Nice site! bella_paloma@hotmail.com 1/15/98, 11:41 PM Stroker I'm wrestling madly with a government file server while listening to Soul Coughing, tonguing the three holes which, until recently, very happily held wisdom teeth of mine. stroker@upl.cs.wisc.edu http://www.upl.cs.wisc.edu/~stroker/mmp 1/16/98, 9:28 PM Docklefar Making machine noises with my mouth, talking back to the angry gods that dropped me on this splattery planet. I've ne'er been partial to Sundays. docklefar@spew.com http://www.spew.com/ 1/17/98, 9:08 AM pete At work procrastinating, picking my nose, planning on eating a bagel if I can remember the shop around here which will toast and butter it for me. pjc@hootenanny.org hootenanny.org 1/20/98, 3:06 AM Docklefar I'm easily led, but I'm much too scared to follow. docklefar@spew.com http://www.spew.com/ 1/26/98, 10:47 AM Docklefar Jesus loves me, and I think he's okay, too. docklefar@spew.com http://www.spew.com/ 1/30/98, 0:20 AM stephanie frances hello hello! just sitting here waiting for Netscape 4.01 to download. messing around stfjohns@indiana.edu 1/30/98, 1:07 AM R.C. Just leaving some Birthday Love for Mark to find later. Happy Birthday Sorabji! 2/3/98, 3:53 PM todd i am wasting time at work. dumax@burnvictim.com http://www.best.com/~dumax 2/9/98, 3:49 PM A drinking tangerine juice and watching the bedcam. uh, what exactly is that I see? 2/9/98, 5:24 PM clo Sending "the boner" to everyone I know. and downloading hbart091@csun.edu 2/11/98, 9:42 AM 2/12/98, 12:16 PM terry moore I'm not doing anything except losing my mind under the deluge of San Francisco. tmoore@bridge.com 2/26/98, 4:11 AM 3/1/98, 3:15 PM molloy right now I am angry. angry and pissed off. and depressed. it's all just shit. 3/1/98, 4:05 PM Kat I've reached the mucus stage in this interminable cold. Perhaps one day soon I'll be able to speak without sounding like Bette Davis. I tell you, though-it lets you get a seat all to yourself on the subway. kat@tart.org http://www.tart.org 3/11/98, 2:00 AM Sandra Hengen I really enjoyed your boner story. It was funny. 3/11/98, 3:58 PM Tal K. I'm surfing the web, what else? But seriously, I'm trying to figure out the culture of the WEB-AUTERS, You know, theobvious.com, glassdog.com, themonster.net, ((WATER)), and they're relationships. Fucking fascinating. deewiz@geocities.com thewiz.home.ml.org 3/12/98, 12:12 PM Phrozen Star I am answering the question. Now I am going to go. Bye! Phrozen66@Hotmail.com N.A. 3/16/98, 10:57 PM cc SCAMMIN ON A PUBLIC BOX. WRITE SCOTT TO GET ME. NOPE. (PUBLIC) 3/19/98, 9:23 PM simon trying to figure out why i'm surfing and not telling some guy what i really feel about him. people are stupid jupitersboy@homtail.com http://www.geocities.com/Paris/Metro/6224 3/26/98, 8:31 PM Si What am I doing? Good question! Well, I'm about to start a new job after 4 months unemployment (thank gawd). Plus tonight, I just learnt that the love of my life, my precious, is pregnany carrying my child! IS this good? It's great! But.... She isnt here with me, she is about 500 miles away with her husband. Yeah... Oh the kid's mine, she's been visiting regularly, their relationship died a long time ago, but she is such a "feeling" person, ya know? So she's beeen building up to leaving without the guilt, and, damn him, he's a nice guy, but he lays on the guilt without knowing. So it's 2:30am, I've been to Maggies site, saw your link, here I am. Why am I talking to you? Kerist knows ;o) Guess I had to get some thoughts down. Well, what are my thoughts? Joy, definately. COncern, totally - after all I am not there to look after them both ("them both" - wow! ) Still, with the new job, at least I can get myself out of the financial mire before our wonderful new arrival pays us a visit :o) In November btw! Hmm.. what AM I doing? Damn you for asking that question... ;o) simon.newton@usa.net under construction again! 3/29/98, 11:16 AM Betty Moffett Just surfed in, had this spot bookmarked for quite a while. What am I doing? I'm waiting for a utility to clean my hard drive, so I waiting for it to finish. My hubby is outside playing with his 23 ft. fishing boat. He's an alcoholic, but hasn't had a drink in 3 years. What a change in out lives. If there are others out there that doubt that this can be done, I hope they read this. He drank for 25 years, he was losing everything, me, his job,his home and his self-respect. Signed himself in to a Rehab. and God Bless them it worked . What am I doing? I'm counting my blessings. moff7860@dpnet.net 4/3/98, 10:55 AM Luke really enjoying this site and Yo La Tengo too. and not working... 4/11/98, 2:03 PM Sean Snyder 3 in the morning. sitting in Taipei. Thinkin about teaching more little buggers bad english tommorow. and reading snyder@top2.ficnet.net.tw www.jumpstart.com.tw 4/14/98, 2:08 AM Katherine scooping out he old site. Not bad, not bad at all. conneran@fastlane.net 4/22/98, 3:23 AM My name Just reading that Koolaid story for the fourth time and I almost peed myself AGAIN. my email@domain.com Home page? What's that? 4/30/98, 4:09 PM Michael Counting down the seconds until tomorrow where the sun shall shine, the wind will blow, and I will be as far away from work as possible. Golf sounds good. mkristof@tra.net tra.net 5/7/98, 1:59 PM John What the hell is going on here? I thought this was the Kenny for president web site. snafu@paranoia.com http://www.paranoia.com/~snafu 6/15/98, 6:30 PM Schmitty-Sama is: I am thinking about the possibilities of Musical Dinner Theatre on Roller Skates. NekoChan@jadetech.com http://www.jadetech.com/~nekochan/index.html 6/25/98, 10:40 AM nelly is: persisting in doing things the old-fashioned way, like i always have. examining the face of an impudent fella. 6/28/98, 0:13 AM mytho is: chillin,mytho http://mytho.home.ml.org 6/28/98, 7:37 PM frantz is: love your work met your hp 2 times, coming from different corners of the web. did a work about woolworth,usa after tour de france i will be back with fotos of pay phones & maybe more. gerfrantz@ members.aol.com/frantzfoto 7/1/98, 2:29 AM The Guy Who Owns Too Much is: Maybe if you people play some Quake, you'll begin to own... like me.. cuz I own... damn I own too much to tell you the truth... wow. quake@owned.com www.idsoftware.com 7/1/98, 2:33 AM Frightened is: Who the hell is that fool up above this... he keeps staring at me.. it's freaking me out.. cmon.. stop it.. dood stop, please.. omg... he's gonna kill me!! help@skared.com HELP ME! 7/1/98, 4:22 PM FatGreek is: Who the hell dropped him on his head when he was young? fatgreek@yosemite.net 7/5/98, 0:52 AM Ben Shoemaker is: Well, I'm looking for the payphone page cause it makes me laugh a lot. And I'm also watching TV too. I'm pretty bored tonight and don't have a lot to do even though it's the Fourth of July. mcbin@yahoo.com http://members.tripod.com/~badben 7/9/98, 5:25 AM Kathyrn Jane Shenendoah Bard Maze is: I am sitting at my friend Pieter's laptop at 2:08 in the morning on Thursday, July 9 thinking about the funny way that life works. My sister Helen Fey is asleep on the bed behind me and Pieter is asleep on the floor, where he wandered off into the land of dreams not five minutes ago as I was telling him the story about the shoemaker and the naked elves, inspired by your very name as I was flipping through my old bookmarks and found your place. As always, I was vastly amused by them and impressed by your writing style. (But enough of my flattery, I'm sure you must get that from everyone.) I'm also feeling pleasantly buzzed from the two milkshakes that I consumed with Helen Fey and Pieter at Tony No. 1',s one of the few places open 24 hours a day that we can enjoy here in lovely Arcata, California. The milkshakes (German Chocolate and Butterscotch) were liberally added to with Kona Gold (coffee liqueur) and Sothern Comfort, respectivly. The cause for such celibration was Pieters last shift at McDonalds, the hell hole that he has been existing in for the past three weeks. A terrible fate for a 25 year old chef, but the job market is limited here, as I can gladly attest to from my currently unemployed state. But the strain of the demond company finally got to him and he decided that unemployment and starvation were a more noble cause. I personally have found unemployment to be the most noble cuase imaginable for a good long while now, so I support his definative action to take part in our ranks. Also, as I sit here I'm trying to remeber all the reasons that I have to go to bed so that I can wake up tomorrow. Since it is in fact Thursday, I will have to... ah, cooking for Food Not Bombs at three in the afternoon. Sacred Grounds (the local coffee shop) has open mike from eight till midnight which no doubt will prove to be interesting... other than that, I cannot think of any reason to get up before noon. Lovely. Still, I must be off to other things (I think that I might actually read a real _book_ for a little while) Have a wonderful day thank you for your writing Kathyrn Jane kjbard@reninet.com 7/20/98, 4:28 AM mrben is: i was looking for inspiration listening to dj shadow and wondering whether the nagging feeling in my head was going to form into an idea or a headache so looked through my old bookmarks and found your site. cowellba@tp.ac.sg http://www.geocities.com/pipeline/7448/ 7/20/98, 1:33 PM blindswine is: coming apart at the fucking seams. gimme shelter. fuck that. gimme tequila. blindswine@sorabji.com 7/21/98, 4:23 AM Acidic Boy is: surfing the net illegally, searching for answers to questions I dare not voice here in this dead-end job where shallow people rule and raises are non-existent. acid42@yahoo.com 8/11/98, 4:02 PM Sam Jaffe is: i am eating cheez wiz out of the can on a sunny day 8/11/98, 4:05 PM Bob the Inflatable Cactus is: sitting half deflated on the floor of a messy room with yellow walls clickme@erols.com 8/18/98, 12:38 PM ELEKTO is: TO:ICEDOLL... PLEASE call me...plealse.. FROM:HOTDOLL 8/28/98, 2:05 PM Elizabeth High is: I put up a picture of Neil Finn in my cubicle, my boss is out so I am farting around on the web. I really should do something more constructive but it is Friday and I all I can do is think about how I'm going for ribs with Kelly after work, how foxy my new beau is, and how I want to go to the Aspara Restaruant in Providence RI this weekend 8/29/98, 9:51 PM SB is: I am quite familiar with the KACOP, (Kool Aid Can Opener Problem). In fact I first noticed this problem while trying to open cans of concentrated frozen juices. That pissed me off so much I stopped buying them. Kool Aid has never been one of my favorite drinks, though like you I have drank it on many a day in my youth, what the hell I didnt have to pay for it. But it is quite obvious they went way over there heads when they advance fron the simple paper envelope containers to cans. After all there specialty is making fruity sugar not designing hi- tech cans. What was KA's response to your letter? skizm@erols.com skizm@erols.com/skizm 9/1/98, 11:55 PM Jim Kelley is: Well, I clicked on that link, and I want it to go away. I guess I want to see that kool-aid thing again. jxk297@psu.edu http://www.personal.psu.edu/jxk297/ 9/7/98, 3:39 AM Some guy is: Did you just see that? LOOK OUT! There it goes again! someone@somewhere.net 9/9/98, 10:50 PM Paul is: Looking for the lryics to "Makin' Whoopie" Could someone send them to me? Thanks Gove1@att.net 9/18/98, 7:57 PM Alyssa is: taking a brief but entertaining trip down memory lane. 9/21/98, 10:33 PM JD Pennington is: I am looking for new links to the sites that used to appear on paranoia.com So that I can link to them all from one place. jd@connectup.com 9/22/98, 3:04 PM starchy is: How many times must a man go down before we can call him a whore? starchy@velvet.net http://www.velvet.net/~starchy 9/23/98, 1:32 PM jar heed is: smoking crack all the time is the way to live life. chambej@osu.edu i havent one 9/30/98, 10:01 PM Aurastorm is: Convincing myself that really I like Sprite just as much as Mountain Dew aurastorm@innocent.com http://kodiak.billings.k12.mt.us/~aurastorm 10/5/98, 0:23 AM k. jo garner is: right now I am trying to get home and not doing a damn well good job of it. I think I pop over to this web site once or twice a year, just on random leaps from wherever, and I keep forgetting how much I like it. In fact, I believe I saw this site when it was first put up. Anyhow. Still in the dream. Going to doze, soon. kelly@sunsite.unc.edu http://sunsite.unc.edu/kelly/ 10/10/98, 11:02 PM alex is: Wondering... just sitting here and wondering about things and life... and feeling sleepy. And thinking hwo much it sucks that I have to wake up at 7am on Monday and go to school... cybwizard@usa.net come.to/jokeworld 10/11/98, 8:20 PM veronica is: i'm sitting around smiling at the fact that it's a lovely sunny sunday:) ibvernie@hotmail.com 10/14/98, 0:08 AM rob is: Sitting ignoring hunger absorbed in things distracting me from going home. rob@eastlk.com www.eastlk.com 10/14/98, 1:54 AM randaroo is: picking at a candle that has been burning for several hours..so that it's all gooey and soft..can't leave any candle alone..or anything 'pickable' alone..if it's pickable or chewable , i'm right there picking and chewing on it..my hands can't keep still sometimes..gotta be doing something...but..ofcourse, i've stopped picking at the candle jst long enough to type this..i love to chew on pencils..and floral foam is the coolest material to pick at..especially when it's all soggy.. 10/23/98, 5:54 PM PJ is: I am sitting in the dark listening to recordings of harpsichord performances of music written by J. S. Bach. taking a break from writing code. Admiring the new hairstyle. pjc@hootenanny.org hootenanny.org 10/23/98, 9:46 PM Maid Marian is: Wondering what love is. mshields@isd,net 10/31/98, 10:32 PM PJ is: Listening to the blues. Contemplating the blues. Contemplating getting off my ass, putting on a costume, having a beer and a slug of whisky and heading out to the midway cafe to see/hear the blues and not dance. pjc@hootenanny.org http://www.hootenanny.org 11/9/98, 2:25 PM wayne is: i've come across your site before but i can't remember where... spacebar? dunno. anyway. nice one. like it. you are successfully distracting me from work, which is very much how the web should be. this is a good thing. goddamn. some serious webnesia going on here. i should also point out that i haven't slept in an unfeasible number of hours, so please forgive me for being vague. all the best. oh, and 'my home page' isn't really the name of my home page, but my home page doesn't have a name as such, so... never mind. karaite@yahoo.com http://www.waz.easynet.co.uk/ 11/21/98, 11:42 PM T. is: feeling my own depression and accepting the way I am yenved@ix.netcom.com http://www.netcom.com~yenved/home.html 11/28/98, 9:15 PM Arlene is: I am MAD. DEPRESSED, ANGRY, ASHAMED, SUICIDAL. LIFE IS A NIGHTMARE. Arlene@btinternet.com 11/28/98, 10:02 PM Arlene is: HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY TRYING ANYWAY 11/28/98, 10:02 PM Arlene is: HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY TRYING ANYWAY Arlene@btinternet .com 11/28/98, 10:03 PM Arlene is: HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY TRYING ANYWAY Arlene@btinternet .com 11/28/98, 10:06 PM Arlene is: HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY TRYING ANYWAY Arlene@btinternet .com 11/29/98, 3:43 PM dave is: sitting here relating your stuff to me davenull@usa.net 11/29/98, 3:47 PM dave is: the yellow dot turned blue 12/1/98, 0:02 AM jommie is: a columbus circle subway rodent jommie@addr.com http://trampled.net/tramp 12/6/98, 11:47 AM Devashan is: I have to despise those who are shallow in their perceptions.. who glance at the surface and decide in some asinine fashion that the pattern there extends throughout the observed..what greater insult can be given than a lack of examination, a poor assessment? devashan@aol.com http://members.tripod.com/~thegoddess/melissa.html 12/23/98, 2:10 PM kristin is: I just graduated from college. What do I do with my life now?? Where do I begin? Anyone have advice on moving to NYC? krstn103@aol.com 12/24/98, 3:25 AM jon is: Trying to figure out if a common-scense link-incription-"add-to-Trail exist' at: http://207.137.96.129/tpogh/potery/404.html *~TO~* General fork failure, XXX;(s3)-!root@sorabji.com OR,-if it is not. URL-Clues along the way lead me to suspect there is. IF NOT, would'nt it be a good idea? thehambone@geocities.com muttonbone.com 12/24/98, 3:38 AM jon is: Trying to figure out if a common-scense link-incription-"add-to-Trail exist' at: http://207.137.96.129/tpogh/potery/404.html *~TO~* General fork failure, XXX;(s3)-!root@sorabji.com OR,-if it is not. URL-Clues along the way lead me to suspect there is. IF NOT, would'nt it be a good idea? thehambone@geocities.com muttonbone.com 12/24/98, 2:42 PM William Grant is: killing time at work in the phone order business on Xmas eve day and transfering lots of "Where the hell is my order?" calls to the much harried customer service folks. ignavia@worldnet.att.net n/a 1/5/99, 10:07 PM Jeff is: Stroking my beard in an almost compulsive way jbogan@istar.ca 1/9/99, 6:14 AM Complications is: NOTHING jasonkit@hotmail.com www. 1/13/99, 2:44 PM motorhead is: I am sitting here trying to get load balancing to work on these servers. But I am really winking in and out of existance as is all reality according to quantum theory. Life is but a dream.. A dance played behind the screen... Am I dreamer, or a dancer... Winking in and out of existance... Amir Hamsa, 1990 1/22/99, 0:06 AM not now is: trying to get something back. where did it go? is it in the car? under the lamp shade? in the piano? carefully hidden in back of the underwear? carelessly slipped into one of the envelopes with the cancelled checks? my heart. i feel it. i am not supposed to feel it. close where what do you know about this 2/8/99, 5:17 PM sheila is: i know it is not falling. i know it is stuck. i know it is in the genes, not the jeans. you are supposed to feel it, supposed to eat it, supposed to choke on it. 2/12/99, 0:14 AM Sonny is: the wretched the wrong the ugly and the lonely they all have and are and do and hope in the room that we leave the words we don't say the lifes we don't want ixsonnyxi@aol.com 2/14/99, 6:28 AM caitlin is: Hello. I just read your piece "Field of Dreams" about the naked lady cards on the Disgruntled Housewife page. pinky@spantz.com www.spantz.com 2/14/99, 6:57 AM This man is: watching his life flash by. 2/14/99, 3:13 PM Beckie is: What am I doing? I don't know, but I'm definitely not on the computer. Daphne3064@mailcity.com http://beckie.cjb.net 2/18/99, 12:05 PM Oatmeal Boy is: white male, 24 middle class, You are all POOR EXCUSES FOR NEGROS!!! 65mustang@geocities.com negros b u 2/19/99, 8:47 PM susan is: looking up phone numbers of people i never had anything to do with 2/22/99, 3:37 PM nugget is: drinking a cool beverage while I look out the window at my mother. Oh, and she's naked. 2/26/99, 8:29 PM genevieve is: sitting in my room waiting for my roommate who takes up too much space and has a thing for red-haired guys who she uses bc they want to be used,to return from our favorite american refuge, walmart, which is pretty lowbrow for her tastes and i am wondering why i always put her above myself, and need for other people to do the same. and how can anyone put themselves abve other, i know too what it is to want some things, but not at the expense of incoveniencing others. and i need other people. 2/26/99, 8:37 PM bonnie is: litening to people yelling in the shower and wondering where my llife is that i so carefully planned. it is all different now, and my love is leaving me, is ascending, leaving this world, into another, and i feel very very alone. 3/4/99, 11:09 AM snid squidly is: "It was after all, the invention of illusionistic space that bestowed upon the visual language of European culture those dimensions of "negativity" and "remote tense" that are generally taken to distinguish human languages from the languages of animals-since these properties make it possible for us to lie and to imagine convincingly in our speech, to assert what we are denying and to construct narrative memory by contextualizing our assertions with regard to a past and a future, to a conditional or subjunctive reality." -- Dave Hickey icu64@jps.net work'nonit 3/18/99, 10:02 PM c|w is: I'm sitting here thinking... should I still try to get good grades in school and everything? (right now im in 8th grade and i get straight a's... but im not a geek... strange isn't it.) so is getting good grades worth it? or should i just be like everybody else? evena though all those adluts say that "oh u need good grades to get a good job" and shit like that, I think taht.... HARD WORK PAYS OFF LATER, LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW. now people, page me at 1-877-YES-BEEP id: 6110319 if you want. I probably won't actually call u back if your area code is not 202 or 301. that's because they get pissed when i called long distance and shit. cybwizard@usa.net http://come.to/jokeworld 3/30/99, 12:52 PM poo is: thinking of blood and murder poo_83@hotmail.com www.www.www/www 4/6/99, 4:51 PM bucket is: fer carryin' stuff bucket@head.com www.www.com.com 4/16/99, 2:03 PM Andrew Dennis is: I was rather just wandering around, frankly. It's terribly rude to just ask such a thing out of the blue, I must say. Counterculturalist nonsense. ianhubert@aol.com http://www.fortunecity.com/uproar/puzzler/62 4/16/99, 5:43 PM Mouse is: Listening to a 65-year-old blues man sing "pussy stank." It's sickeningly amusing. rhiannoned@hotmail.com 4/18/99, 1:40 PM is: listening to a cd 4/20/99, 6:39 PM Tawny is: recovering from an orgasm TawnyJo16@aol.com 4/21/99, 5:55 PM pete is: wishing I were recovering from an orgasm http://hootenanny.org 4/22/99, 9:12 AM debbie is: listening to the waves wondering what my cat is doing it's 6:07am I was awakened by a bunch of people in a parking lot at 4:45, down the beach from me at the public access, it sounded like someone was dragging a dingy accross the sand, but it was car tires on the gravel as they spun donuts. I got my binoculars to see them, but all I could see was the headlights, dust, and the odd flash as they took commemorative photos.. now, I'm going to make some really strong coffee.. 4/24/99, 10:11 AM saffron is: reading the paper, thinking about my eternal soul...the one beyond any organized religion, also thinking about food, the kind beyond any organized menu. 5/2/99, 7:54 PM ELectra is: Slowly wasting away... Electra@antisocial.com 5/17/99, 8:55 AM is: Paying a visit to a Classic Web-Site. Glad to see it's still on-line. crazymanjd@yahoo.com 5/24/99, 5:40 PM lendon is: Hullo. you've kept me occupied for quite a while to-day. thank y 5/31/99, 0:41 AM Henry is: I just got home from a concert. I saw a band called Dogstar, which I had never heard of prior to buying this fifteen dollar ticket. The bassist, however, is Keanu Reeves. Yes, *that* Keanu Reeves. henry@henrysworld.com http://henrysworld.com 5/31/99, 10:42 PM is: Dude, I remember reading your page out of the Philly main Library in Winter '95, making absurd, alienated weird big money as a pharmaceutical guinea pig. Hah! i kind of miss it. I saw your listing on "catch of the week,"something like that. I'm listening to an audio archive off art bell now. pleidians. What can I say...rupert84@hotmail.com 6/2/99, 4:07 AM rumba is: i'm out surfing, trying not to think about a girl that i've never met. jeff@knoggin.com http://thinktank.knoggin.com 6/7/99, 2:20 PM Jim is: Wondering about Derek G. Foster and how he might be. SailorJim1@My-Deja.com Not cool enuf for one 6/8/99, 0:08 AM whitekat is: FUCKING MY SELF!!! (YEEEAAHH BABY...) 6/12/99, 12:18 PM number six is: watching the meter maids in the rain 6/24/99, 5:12 PM wisper is: wondering if the old site's "what are you doing" still works....well, about to find out. wisper@sorabji.com 7/4/99, 12:39 PM RedHouse is: Wondering why everyone here tries to write like Mark Thomas and not themselves. Redhouse38@hotmail.com 7/20/99, 4:25 AM macaroni is: obviously not sleeping when i should be... 7/21/99, 2:01 AM Melanie is: Giving away secrets. sailorgee@bigfoot.com http://www.bigfoot.com/~bumbleshoot 7/22/99, 2:27 AM Mr.Beefy is: Feeling guilty about bumping Melanie... mrbeefy@zombieworld.com embarrasingly bland. 7/22/99, 2:27 AM Mr.Beefy is: Feeling guilty about bumping Melanie... mrbeefy@zombieworld.com embarrasingly bland. 7/24/99, 6:57 PM Winter is: I'd like to know, If everything thats sung will remain... within the structure of the people's whos minds I wish to change winter@tiac.net 7/31/99, 4:54 AM Jim Burton is: I am currently wandering around your site, looking at your wonderful stories and such. burtonjb@harborside.com http://www.harborside.com/home/b/burtonjb/ 8/4/99, 4:46 PM Lithiated Lemon is: I'm looking for a story someone posted to the message board, but I keep getting an error. Funny thing is, I had read the story before, on another site - turns out it was an online friend... independently falling into the same space. I thought that was odd. pgoric@yahoo.com 8/8/99, 11:21 AM Uncle Aussie is: Sittin' around buck nekkid drying off from my bath. aussie@compassnet.com http://www.compassnet.com/aussie 8/11/99, 9:53 AM kenai is: Hello there love the site Cloudbuilder@Hotmailcom None 8/14/99, 8:34 PM ratmice is: downloading books i'll never have the time to read because i'm downloading books i'll enver have the time to read. m@blackandwhiterainbow.com http://www.blackandwhiterainbow.com 8/26/99, 2:52 AM dylan is: I can't remember now admin@phake.net http://www.phake.net 8/26/99, 4:14 PM waxmop is: i'm clockwatching. waxmop@hotmail.com www.yahoo.geocities.com/soho/veranda/5576 9/20/99, 1:56 PM pf is: searching the internet for a friend who needs to have a working reel-to-reel that has three speeds including the 1andsome fraction. any ideas besides the Get REel homepage? picofarad@usa.net 9/25/99, 11:32 AM Clarkdog is: Looking for Maggies Powers' URL. Have it bookmarked on another computer and can't find it today. Clarkdog@msn.com 11/5/99, 10:17 PM Buddy is: she said don't be scared to go there but I had to go outside to get there and I know what is out there and i can't so i have to stay here but i could go outside but i don't wanna see those people that are wanna be with me and take some time to have a little fun thats what i am scared of. 11/7/99, 1:58 PM me is: she said don't be scared to go there but I had to go outside to get there and I know what is out there and i can't so i have to stay here but i could go outside but i don't wanna see those people that are wanna be with me and take some time to have a little fun thats what i am scared of. here there 11/14/99, 3:56 AM hydrozoa is: i'm somewhere between chewing my cuticles, cracking my knuckles compulsively, and licking all the sauce from my dinner plate. the picture just moved. acqua@speakeasy.org none. 11/14/99, 10:47 PM kerrin is: watchin you, dude. an listenin to you play. 'tis quite beautiful. dawezz@htfb.demon.co.uk http://www.htfb.demon.co.uk 11/26/99, 0:26 AM cher is: eating crackers. cher169@hotmail.com http://members.xoom.com/chersplace 12/14/99, 3:03 PM corey morano is: I am totally goofing off at work. coreymorano@yahoo.com 12/15/99, 1:46 AM Capn Keen is: Sitting in dark room. Depressed. Wanting to drink, but still in pain from last night's rum and vodka. Ah, the joys of life. 12/24/99, 9:49 PM 11e is: coughing... feeling lonely... my feet are cold... christmas is for children... to adults- it means free things... eleventheye@zensearch.net what? 1/1/100, 8:40 PM countryfly is: Wondering what web sites will be called in movies (like phone numbers are 555-1212). Perhaps wwu.sorabji.com...hmmm. countryfly@yahoo.com 1/3/100, 0:09 AM LQ is: Eavesdropping on a fight (more like the end of a very long friendship) between my boyfriend and his best friend and feeling quite depressed...more like complacent www.students.mcneese.edu/aa8067 1/6/100, 3:02 AM John is: sleeping....turn off the light! 1/10/100, 4:55 PM miguel is: tuve la misma idea de las fotos del milenio y tome varias fotos en Mexico vi tus fotos de NY I have the save idea (the millennium pictures) mikes6@hotmail.com 1/10/100, 4:57 PM miguel is: have the same idea millennium pictures and the nostalgia of the last centuty mikes6@hotmail.com mikes6@hotmail.com 1/12/100, 9:42 PM Enrique is: Who are you? There is no explanation anywhere on the site. I like that. You didn't explain why you do this or what it is supposed to mean. I wrote once and that is the way it felt. bye. eperalt1@gmu.edu 2/1/100, 11:55 PM Robert Burns is: Eating a monkey burger. rburns@dollop.com http://www.dollop.com 2/3/100, 11:52 AM jason is: well now. where did i find your site? i think it was www.myboot.com there was a link to here. lemme tell you about today. i'm a college student and i'm very lazy. i got up for class at 820am (sufficient time to get ready for a 920am class)anyway, i was ready to leave for class(modern philo) and basically i decided not to go. just as i was ready to leave my apartment, i decided not to go. then, i said...lemme see what we're going in my 1045am class. i took a look at the syllabus. apparently i had work due today in that class on some...thing, that i was supposed to do. so i didnt want to go into class not having work done looking like an ass, so i just didnt go. so that means no classes today...that i went to. so yeah, i'm doing nothing...but i have to get my hair cut today. maybe i'll go to the sketchy place next to the wawa on 3rd street...ok, i'm going...hasta! -jay! wow, it'd be sweet to have an email exchange with the author of sorabji.com jmpa@lehigh.edu 2/3/100, 11:56 AM jason is: wow, the (dare i say?) "Y2K bug" gotcha...the date says 2-3-100 jmpa@lehigh.edu 2/3/100, 5:01 PM sototallypantsed is: delighting in new underwear. they're the best 2/9/100, 8:01 AM is: Hello, I just punched on the domain name "rockingchair.com" because I need some photos of rocking chairs as a reference for a cartoon I'm doing at Regards.com for a card. I came upon your site, and I like it. 2/15/100, 5:05 PM TONK is: wondering why we need to remember tonk@tonk.demon.co.uk www.tonk.demon.co.uk 2/24/100, 3:17 PM Shane Beers is: I'm at work. Work is nice, though, because as a consultant, I come and go as I please. I see other students come and go, working on projects, checking their hotmail, generally bothering me about how to use a scanner.. but it's part of the job, you know? I like it most when my girlfriend comes in and helps me waste the time here. She is good at distracting me, which is something I tell her often. I often wonder what other people think about me. But then I remember that it's not really that important. beerssl@email.uc.edu 2/24/100, 9:33 PM robert is: just kicking it robert_pearse@hotmail.com 2/28/100, 0:52 AM Skye Ryse is: Sitting in my sister's papasan' chair, eating a bowl of fruity pebbles, listening to Ani Di Franco sing about my sunglasses, desperately trying to ignore my very real problems just long enough to have an O.K. moment, wishing all the while that wishes had some remote possibility of becoming reality Skye_ryse@hotmail.com 3/27/100, 11:11 PM pete is: the usual, sitting in front of the box, listening to music, writing a little computer program which moves dots about on a screen. visiting with old friends. http://hootenanny.org 4/6/100, 4:46 PM barry is: becoming a vegitarian. barry@cushopper.com electrictree 4/6/100, 7:29 PM Zachary Kent is: I am the only one at work right now. zkent@apple.com 4/7/100, 5:01 PM dave is: i'm just sitting around. 4/7/100, 5:01 PM dave is: i'm just sitting around. 4/7/100, 5:01 PM dave is: i'm just sitting around. 4/12/100, 10:13 PM joe is: wandering hopelessly,wondering if my addiction to the net is a good thing- as it has made me gainfully employed, or a curse because I'm attached to a computer constantly . . . drdevoid@yahoo.com 4/20/100, 8:38 PM Applet FastRack is: Wondering why no one has poasted anything since Joe did, Hey, Congratulations on finding gainful employ through the internet. How'd you do it? nitwit6@theglobe.com 4/24/100, 9:30 PM Joe is: Pure luck. I got on with a contracting job for hardware. And they saw that I had HTML experience so I got this web support job with a .com, which means you ended up being part server guy, part networking guy, part tech support, part design consult, part sales . . . but at least it isn't boring. drdevoid@yahoo.com 5/8/100, 10:06 AM Megan is: So I graduated in December, with a degree to teach elementary school. Now that I have the degree, teaching is the last thing I want to do. I think I'm going to get a math degree now. meggitt@ihateclowns.com 5/19/100, 0:51 AM The Negagod is: "Only if"- I hate those. TheNegagod@aol.com 6/9/100, 3:15 PM Peter is: Just surfing around... looking at the excelent Payphone Project... peter.sall@home.se 6/10/100, 1:54 AM Nicardo is: Working toward paying off all my bills so I can go to Indonesia and meet the girl of my dreams. She says she's waiting there for me. nicardo@bigfoot.com http://members.xoom.com/nicardo 6/16/100, 11:59 AM Edward Felcher is: Trying to find out where sorabji lives so I can sneak in at night and remove his penis with a knife. aakaus@telusplanet.net 6/20/100, 0:01 AM is: Eating sushi and pretending its pussy. 6/25/100, 1:27 AM Jammer is: eating pussy and pretending it's sushi. irrevocable@yahoo.com 7/2/100, 11:03 AM Zephyr is: Moshing With Jesus 7/6/100, 5:12 AM is: goodmorning i hope your breath smells better now 7/12/100, 6:31 PM is: wondering if I'm working through all the cool shit. nice photos! 7/16/100, 7:55 PM markowski is: gesternstuhl vor die maschine gerückt in ferne gemacht 3 gedanken nur: -zieloffenheit -utopiegenese -sprachwerdung auch die nacht aller stimmen markowski@firemail.de http://www.markowski-musik.de 8/2/100, 3:34 AM Joe is: Is life worth living? I just don't know anymore; meeting people seems almost impossible; change is so terribly frightening; somedays I just want to sleep all day. and in the end there really isn't a satisfactory answer- the ggod things in life are wonderful, but the bad things insideously seem to linger . . . drdevoid@yahoo.com 8/5/100, 4:46 PM Tabris Binah is: Idly looking around, dreaming about a Vespa that I could actually get, could actually afford. tabris@kaworu.net 8/12/100, 9:50 PM leslie is: i'm at home and alone for the first time in five months. i couldn't be happier. well, actually i could be a little happier, but for now, this is as good as it gets. leslie@hoopla.com http://hoopla.com 9/8/100, 2:12 AM Adrian Matetovici is: I'm thinking of going back to NYC and at the drive I had to the airport singing "start spreading the news..." when I went there the first time. amatetovici@yahoo.com 9/12/100, 12:22 PM JW is: Phew..you really RANT. I thought I was bad. But I am enjoying reading your stories in any case. What am I doing? NADA. I am thinking about how I might get a job this week. How my life has improved since I bought a scanner. How my brother has lots and lots of time to surf the web. (he sent me this URL) How the air pressure here is making me feel queasy. jocelynw@interlog.com www.interlog.com/~jocelynw 9/24/100, 9:24 PM Janna is: what are you doing? janna@lcc.net 9/24/100, 9:25 PM Janna is: hello 9/26/100, 6:09 AM Craig is: Eating Toast drinking tea "working" craig@d-rom.com http://www.recognitionmedia.net 9/26/100, 7:51 PM keith clark is: No!! said the blue man, killing the red man with the purple hat- FUCK YOU SATAN!!!!!!! Cephid_kc@hotmail.com 10/2/100, 9:52 PM isolde is: tired and confused and typing one handed because I'm eating chips. does it occur to us why people are angry? I'm bitter at people who don't respect me, I want to be someone I'm not, and I'm telling this to a computer. why, I don't know. this is kindof a self-examination to me, rambling into a keyboard. why can't he leave me alone? 10/8/100, 10:30 PM MD is: I am trying to find comfort, so I am settled into my chair, in front of my desk, reading old entries that I read here when I was a freshman in college three years ago. I am as lost and alone as I was then, but at least not as deperate and sad. mdr68@hotmail.com 10/9/100, 4:11 PM Ellen is: I am wondering if there is a way of thinking out there, some mental standpoint, which you can reach so that there will just be peace and not pieces. Does anyone know how to make your brain shut up? azure2113@yahoo.com 10/17/100, 9:28 PM caroline is: I'm wondering how chopping garlic msde my breath smell of it when I hadn't eaten any of it. brooks_caroline@hotmail.com neh 10/29/100, 10:56 PM scooterpie is: Chopping garlic will make your breath smell b/c garlic juice is extremely soluble stuph & it can enter your body through your skin. True!! 'Jever notice how it makes yer SWEAT smell? muffin@shamlin.com http://don'tgotnone 10/30/100, 3:14 AM sesquialtera is: thinking about garlic and how much i love it. jgraif@mail.com 10/31/100, 0:12 AM zuski is: listening to Orff zuski17@yahoo.com 11/2/100, 4:35 AM Kevin is: Trying to get my video capture device to work again. (reinstalling the drivers, software) so I can edit some home movies of the kids to send back to my parents in Texas. kevin_cade@yahoo.com http://welcome.to/ukcadefamily/ 11/4/100, 5:40 PM Rob Shannon is: i am wishing i was in NYC right now. im getting ready for a big high school football game tonight. And im wondering why Mark hasn't written any stories in a while. robertls02@excite.com 11/15/100, 7:37 PM Rob from Hawaii is: im smoking a pack of smokes and checkin out Sorabji.com. This is a really weird site, but i am addicited to it. I wanna come to NYC so bad. robertls02@excite.com 11/18/100, 10:14 PM Jeffrey Scott Holland is: I am trying to get over a quite out-of-character bout of depression and eating Snackwells Vanilla Sandwich Cookies. Listening to Esquivel. Thinking about getting offline and tinkering with the shortwave radio. jsh@zeus.chapel1.com http://members.ebay.com/aboutme/retro714 12/9/100, 11:34 PM Isolde is: Sitting here thinking about stupid boys and trying to get through to the South. 12/13/100, 8:08 PM Peter is: Nuthin. Anybody out there? mirglip99@hotmail.com www.perterpilgrim.com 12/14/100, 6:49 PM Yaseck is: I`m in stress, because I`m not prepared for tommorow lessons... yaseck@usa.net yaseck.cjb.net 12/15/100, 1:10 AM is: procrastinating 1/7/101, 10:05 AM k jo garner is: sitting in bathrobe drinking coffee waiting for inspiration to make breakfast kelly@unc.edu http://www.ibiblio.org/kelly 2/6/101, 1:52 PM Jeremy Smith is: Hello everyone. Hope you are all well out there in the world. I wonder how many people I'll never know will end up reading this. Maybe someday I'll meet someone who has read this, but neither of us will make the connection. Wouldn't that be weird? jcsmith3@math.uiuc.edu www.math.uiuc.edu/~jcsmith3 2/6/101, 6:28 PM JUSTIN is: I DO NOT HAVE A HOME PAGE BUT WOULD LIKE TO smorock@kdp.i-p.com 2/13/101, 11:08 AM John is: Hi I like this site how do we respond? toolman@xtratyme.com 2/14/101, 1:03 PM the Estate is: Goofing of at work.... info@theestate.org http://www.theEstate.org 3/22/101, 6:59 PM Lisa B. is: I wish I had any idea of what i am doing. I was looking for lyrics to a song adn just came upon this page. I am adding it to my favorites. it is pretty cool. Right now, I would like to share a poem with you guys who read this page: KISS -Point your lashes down and you can picture my face. I'm smiling... -Open your mouth, speak with your heart adn you can see my soul. I'm waiting... -Place your arms around my waist adn you can embrace my uncertanity. I'm shaking... -Press your lips against mine and try to cath me. I'm falling... the end. THIS IS NOT MY POEM!! I GOT IT OUT OF A BOOK & I hope i didn't do anything illegal..lol :-S fuzzy_slippers2005@hotmail.com http://www.lisarulz.itgo.com 3/26/101, 7:28 PM I don't have a crack problem is: I have pimples on my back. They've been there since I was 13 I suppose. My girlfriend used to like to pop them, it hurt like hell, and I would yell, "stop that!" Then she went and spent a weekend with her ex without telling me. He got her pregnant and I convinced her to have an abortion. Needless to say, she is no longer my girlfriend, rather the dense, religious girl whom I once dated. This all happened yesterday. I hate my life. negagod@earthlink.net 4/5/101, 3:41 PM is: Religion is a big problem on our planet. 4/17/101, 2:43 PM johnny is: My rent check bounced yesterday. How much does it cost to rob a train? 4/27/101, 1:21 PM DESTRY is: I am trying to avoid the foul gas from my dog...she won't leave me alone. spidey@a-znet.com 7/16/101, 2:53 PM Mateas is: I am just sitting here wondering if this is the site that used to have the pay phone project on it... I am looking for it, and just wanted to call a few before I go back to work. Thanx. rico_suave187@yahoo.com 7/24/101, 5:38 AM n.b. is: playing reference librarian. if you haven't found it yet go to http://www.payphone-project.com/ 7/26/101, 5:53 PM Yaz is: I am trying to figure out why this is called Sorabji.com. Other than the Kaikoshru Sorabji reference (dead link by the way) I have yet to understand. It is my girlfriend's last name. Also, saw the article in shift. ydalal@monster.com www.easymidget.com 7/26/101, 5:57 PM Yazad is: Thinking about how much I LOVE MAHARUKH! She is a walking goddess. Walk over to Worcester love and live with me! yaz322@aol.com www.easymidget.com 7/26/101, 6:06 PM Yazad is: I am dreaming about my thadanh ghandi chokri and ketli chakardi cheh! I love you baby! ydalal@yahoo.com easymidget.com 7/31/101, 4:51 PM Katja is: ..wondering why people leave new what-r-they-doings on this, the old, site. ...and yes, still laughing about the "Peter Dick" story. http://www.geocities.com/m_katja 8/14/101, 5:28 AM taber is: downloading mp3's and listening to them. browsing your big pictures. ofeo@tb2.com http://www.tb2.com 9/24/101, 5:44 PM Katja is: Listening.... http://www.geocities.com/m_katja 9/28/101, 11:41 PM FrereKhan is: Still feeling my DNA split. Peas and peace, M. -FK dr.muir@student.qut.edu.au 10/6/101, 1:50 PM mavis is: brushing the first SNOW of the year off my feet, listening ti sade lover's rock, eating organic blue tortilla chips, dreaming of peppermint winter.... 11/7/101, 11:43 PM cheryl is: this hting came up in a little box and is so hard to read! and theres an immense ammount on your website, how do you manage that???? whooo hooo anyway what was that swimmingpool story all about. moonspoonbaboon@yahoo.com www.cherylkam.co.uk 11/12/101, 0:10 AM e. strange is: I am doing fine. just remember: we're all going to die someday. e. no www.theexhibitionists.net 12/3/101, 6:49 PM Katja is: in hyperplay (is it still hyperplay if it's work?) http://www.geocities.com/m_katja 12/11/101, 0:42 AM peter is: reading this on my laptop in bed. i'm wearing a new woolen hat on my head because its cold and electric heat is expensive here in San Francisco. i had a nice german dinner. Saurbraten and potato pancakes... spambait@pacbell.net www.brokenwave.com 12/22/101, 6:14 PM Roger is: I'm sitting on the sofa with my laptop. Drinking some cheap sherry my mother won as a raffle prize (and gave it to me). Been a good night, I've made the perfect vegetable pilua rice. roger_musson@hotmail.com 12/27/101, 2:20 AM J. Stephen O'Laughlin is: I got it! lionelhutz1776@yahoo.com 1/9/102, 7:24 PM klausj is: eating jensen_klaus@hotmail.com http://www.rudiment.dk/~niller 1/15/102, 2:39 PM Andrew Williams is: What am I doing? Goofing off at work and trying not to think about how my last relationship with a woman crashed and burned. What are you doing? Working? Reading this? Doing touch up work on your site? Jerking off? Do I care? Does anyone really care about anyone else? I am grateful for this chance to blow off some accumulated steam and am looking forward to joining the archives of all those who are between moments in their lives and making some sense of it in some way. May peace be with all of you. -@- dwilliam@capaccess.org 1/25/102, 1:08 AM l'il drowsy beans is: wishing i could say something astute. http://www.geocities.com/susannah_48/index2.html 1/28/102, 6:29 PM Katja is: Grinding my teeth (don't try this at home, kids) and then stopping grinding my teeth. http://www.geocities.com/m_katja 2/6/102, 6:01 AM Greg is: miserable. crumpled50@hotmail.com 2/19/102, 2:11 PM no one is: nothing 3/1/102, 9:21 PM snoop dogg is: jerking off 3/1/102, 11:22 PM lic11101 is: drinking Americas Choice soda from Food Emporium BridgeMarket under the 59th St. Bridge 3/3/102, 11:35 PM Toulon99 is: Telling myself that I should go to bed and make my girlfriend come but that would take too much effort that I am so happily spending here. Long term relationships are not good for sex. oh and listening to Villa-Lobos' Bachianas Brasileiras. 3/11/102, 0:49 AM is: watching cartoons 3/11/102, 9:32 PM is: I got a good job on Wall St., I clean up after the bull every morning, which isn't too bad because they only leave blue chips. 3/11/102, 9:33 PM is: http://mywebpages .comcast.net/longi slandcity/ http://mywebpages.comcast.net/longislandcity/ 3/11/102, 9:34 PM is: prince alberts in the can http://mywebpages.comcast.net/longislandcity/ 3/15/102, 6:16 PM gb11101 is: typing and listening to music 3/15/102, 6:17 PM is: my keyboard sucks 3/15/102, 6:17 PM is: my keyboard sucks 3/16/102, 6:19 PM Hootenanny Pete is: taking a break from doing my taxes. either I am due a $321 refund or I owe $3163. Now I am looking for a trustworthy accountant. Momentarily I will be showering in preparation for a dinner party. pjc@hootenanny.org 3/23/102, 3:05 AM auraj is: looking at your site, and thinking about adding you as a link. I love this site. Can I add you, but my site is yukky. sabine_4ugriffin@yahoo.com http://www.geocities.com/auraj/aurabohemian.html 3/30/102, 0:00 AM Platypus is: thinking about all the things i should be doing and eating falafel instead. 5/3/102, 0:35 AM Daniel ssss is: yup, reading Sir Mark. Wondering about a trip to Texas. Wandering. 5/18/102, 0:10 AM missy is: I am doing nothing at all just being depressed. missmissile1@hotmail.com 5/23/102, 7:17 PM star ogre is: Writing the fiction of philosophy in CSS2 5/24/102, 4:34 PM D.E.W is: about to go to work 6/4/102, 9:04 PM Becca is: That boner story was hilarious!! Whatever happened to that guy anyways? rmbonnstetter@hotmail.com 6/30/102, 11:52 PM Jane is: i'm comin' down fast but don't let me break you 8/11/102, 2:58 AM poof is: watching that lucy show on late night cable television 8/29/102, 4:28 PM Spider is: Remembering the first time I read the Kool-Aid letter. I loved it. I printed it out and made my friends and family members read it, and not one of them found it funny. 6/23/104, 1:51 PM someone is: re-reading the place of general happiness and feeling sad 7/5/104, 3:23 AM xint is: Annoying Ashly xint@thishell.com 7/22/104, 10:56 AM Andrea is: Just finished The Boner Story...smiling...avoiding completing my work...already leaving on the vacation that begins tomorrow anniedamage@yahoo.com 12/30/104, 8:13 PM John Waters Jr is: Hi. I'm the editor of a small newspaper in No. California. Calistoga. Maybe you've heard of it. Maybe not. Anyway, I was sitting her contemplating the mountain of work I intend to get. I didn't want to do any of it, so I happened to look in my box of links and saw this payphone project thing. I thought, "hey, I haven't checked this out for quite a while." So here I am. What are you doing. Since I'm at the office now I'll input my home email in the appropriate field. jfreelancer@yahoo.com 2/2/105, 9:54 PM Georges L. mener is: DearJohn (Ha)Waters, Jr., This guy Mark Thomas is really, something, don't you think? I love the writing and I hit also, on Randomness is everything. What is even better is when you can by "Spiritual Awareness step ahead of Randomness and Make a Non-Random Connection. Did that compute? I knew a Michael Waters, as a Grammar Schooler, he was the first one in our Class to be forced to leave school, to get married, at 14 yrs.. We thought him, such a Hero. Any relation? Calie, that's a godd water connection. I need to find one, here. Regards, in IT, john3_16@netscape.net 3/8/105, 1:34 AM Carter is: My goodness sir, this page is 10 years old. Do you realize what that is in internet/dog years. Also if you'll notice, there's a slight Y2K bug on this feature. I don't think I'd thought about those 3 characters in that order in quite some time. sianoranewyork@yahoo.com www.google.com 7/14/105, 10:20 PM is: rtgyergfsfrthytfradfs 9/30/105, 4:10 PM Splunger is: Listening to your Alan tapes "woke up at 3:00". Very cool. The old lady is just going on and on about dogs. www.splungeradio.com 12/28/105, 8:52 PM is: I love myself 1/16/106, 6:11 PM chris is: i wanna kill mark that twisted ugly fucker hunter_bwa@hotmail.co.uk 3/18/106, 5:19 PM Grin is: Wondering how the hell I got here as a result of playing online scrabble with you nearly ten years ago when I was on the other side of the world! 6/4/106, 1:00 AM lc is: hello.... how did i get here?!? hmmmm.... lol no@hotmail.com 8/17/106, 2:12 AM opie is: rooting for truffles- - still - - gussiedupinstorks.gov http://sorabji.com 10/21/106, 8:06 AM is: *SNAP* den_snikende_burugle@hotmail.com 11/10/106, 2:17 PM asdf is: im fucking asfd asfa 11/22/106, 0:32 AM is: NO COME HOUSE U STUPIDS EET YOU FACE :( 1/30/107, 6:03 PM rick prose is: weird searching for something else, entirely, and coming across a poem i wrote a brazilian years ago. rickprose@verizon.net www.brctv.org 2/9/107, 1:51 AM Pat is: vghhhfjfjfjfjfjfjg hdfhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgh dhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 2/9/107, 1:52 AM Matt is: Fucking a horse shake_and_bake619@hotmail.com 3/2/107, 0:46 AM ASSHOLE is: LONG LIVE JIM BRODEY! GREAT AMERICAN POET! 5/10/107, 10:10 PM Vicky is: Im feeling sad and lonely, have so many troubles, I just dont feel like solving them at all. flordelocos@hotmail.com www.myspace.com/littlemissplucky

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