pssst...

This is my old site.
Here you will find all the stories from 1995, 1996, and 1997, which include, of course, The Boner, Lost, An Open Letter to the Makers of Kool-Aid, The Lord, and What You Were Doing (a story-in-progress).

The stories I remember best are Driving in Spirals Through the Tampa Suburbs, Going South, My Uncle George, Slaw, Jutta's drawing of me, Making Money on the Internet, and My Letter to Horowitz.

Or, hell, just CLIMB INSIDE and wander around from there.

I usually tell people that if they read all the stuff on these pages they will know me better than I do.

The new site
is alive and well, and I hope you are too.