Date: Fri, 19 Feb 04 02:52:12 0000
From: Ian Lev <levi@gar.union.edu>
To: sorabji@paranoia.com
Subject: (no subject)
I hate cocksuckers like you that lock surfers
into theri homepages.
Yours isn't even good!
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Date: Fri, 23 Feb 96 11:21:56 -0800
From: Todd Powell <todd@proaxis.com>
To: sorabji@paranoia.com
Subject: (no subject)
your a fucker. no return. good one. someone
who tries to be a pain in the ass will always
be a loser. Loooooooser!!!!
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From: IFTOOL@aol.com
Date: Sun, 25 Aug 1996 22:59:33 -0400
To: sorabji@paranoia.com
Subject: ha-ha satanic fucker
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Date: Mon, 29 Jan 1996 16:52:58 -0600
From: "Jay A. Pickett" <jpickett@ns.mci.com>
To: sorabji@paranoia.com
Subject: Fewer Words
Make better stories, and show intellect.
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Date: Mon, 29 Jan 1996 16:58:34 -0600
From: "Jay A. Pickett" <jpickett@ns.mci.com>
To: sorabji@paranoia.com
Subject: Peter
So do you still know Peter? and if so,
when you see him can you still see 18" of
manhood waving at you?
I would purge this story from my mind and my
Web Page, something like this need not be
recalled, that is unless you like the idea
of an 18 incher waving at you?
Signed 6 Inches and loving with it!
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Date: Thu, 19 Oct 95 18:09:48 -0700
From: Nick Cocchiola <cocch001@coyote.csusm.edu>
To: sorabji@paranoia.com
Subject: (no subject)
Fuck you
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Date: Thu, 19 Oct 95 18:11:20 -0700
From: Nick Cocchiola <cocch001@coyote.csusm.edu>
To: sorabji@paranoia.com
Subject: (no subject)
I would like to castrate you with my lips
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Date: Thu, 19 Oct 95 18:19:09 -0700
From: Nick Cocchiola <cocch001@coyote.csusm.edu>
To: sorabji@paranoia.com
Subject: (no subject)
F U C K T H E L O R D
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Date: Wed, 25 Oct 95 20:22:27 -0700
From: Lab Guest <gst000@psu.edu>
Organization: Penn State Wilkes-Barre
To: sorabji@paranoia.com
Subject: (no subject)
You are a god damn motherfucker and if you ever try to
stop me from going back to the search I was on, I will
find you and kill you. And I mean it you god loving
piece of shit.
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From: %vt.edu.bitnet@vtvm1.cc.vt.edu
X-Sender: @mail.vt.edu (Unverified)
Date: Thu, 12 Oct 1995 15:27:52 +0600
To: sorabji@paranoia.com
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Date: Mon, 29 May 95 15:22:37 0000
From: "\"Steiph \\\"TheZargMaster\\\" Zargon\""
<zargon@zargon.com>
Organization: Zargon Designs
To: sorabji@paranoia.com
Subject: (no subject)
... you have way too much time on your hands.
You really should find something constructive to do.
Regards,
Zargon
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Date: Fri, 28 Oct 94 15:54:18 -0700
From: Adrian Leonard <:prospector@info-mine.com>
Organization: KW Publishing
To: sorabji@paranoia.com
Subject: (no subject)
Fuck you, asshole!
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Date: Tue, 10 Oct 95 00:47:45 -0400
From: Chris King <kingc@umich.edu>
To: sorabji@paranoia.com
Subject: (no subject)
nice home page jerk
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Date: Sat, 07 Oct 95 12:13:46 -0700
From: Justin Landskron <gmizer@sonic.net>
Organization: Jet Communications
To: sorabji@paranoia.com
Subject: (no subject)
..of course the bea4ty of it is the common sense and logic
running through the pages, clear links , thouroguha;yl
uderstandable rather nice, good work junior
signed love
dad
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Date: Sat, 21 Oct 95 19:29:49 -0700
From: Alexis Garfield <rayeden@pipeline.com>
To: sorabji@paranoia.com
Subject: (no subject)
X-Status:
saw your page found it very ,very interesting and we
would love to meet you some time.also if you ever
need a mattress call me at 1800 mattress and ask for
me
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From: god@interport.net
Date: Wed, 04 Oct 95 20:36:14 0000
To: sorabji@paranoia.com
Subject: (no subject)
blah.
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Date: Fri, 06 Oct 95 01:38:32 0400
From: Jennifer Bissbis <pazyamor@umich.edu>
Organization: University of Michigan
To: sorabji@paranoia.com
Subject: (no subject)
Yoour sstory on peter iis fascinatting andd
mouth-watering, but did yoou everr think that
the "woomman" was you?
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Date: Thu, 05 Oct 95 03:35:58 0600
From: Nashville Internet Marketing <robbins@telalink.net>
To: sorabji@paranoia.com
Subject: (no subject)
X-URL: http://www.paranoia.com/~sorabji/potery/16.html
Hey sick fucker turn me inside out!!!
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Date: Sat, 07 Oct 95 03:05:09 0700
From: Ryan Hanau <rhanau@loop.com>
Organization: la times
To: sorabji@paranoia.com
Subject: (no subject)
X-URL: http://www.paranoia.com/~sorabji/smile.smile.smile.html
Man why do you tie me up with words. The way your you
faces shift make my want to go. Black face image
professor, when will you be through with me. I would
like to know. There are many things calling one like me.
Every where I go I feel it, but I won't talk, I won't get stuck
with you. Everyone is so lonely, I dig it. I'm afraid so I
won't talk to you. I'll just nod my broken head.
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Date: Sun, 24 Sep 95 21:29:05 0000
From: Skriv_dit_navn_her <Skriv_din_email_addr_her@djh.dk>
Organization: DJH
To: sorabji@paranoia.com
Subject: (no subject)
X-URL: http://www.paranoia.com/~sorabji/smile.smile.smile.html
Whatttttttttttttttttttttttttttizit?????????????????????????
???????????????
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Date: Tue, 24 Oct 95 05:57:39 0500
From: Todd Benoit <tcb@marlboro.edu>
Organization: Marlboro College
To: sorabji@paranoia.com
Subject: (no subject)
bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Date: Mon, 02 Oct 95 22:35:30 0100
From: William HamBevan <whambeva@jesus.ox.ac.uk>
Organization: Jesus College, University of Oxford
To: sorabji@paranoia.com
Subject: (no subject)
X-URL: http://www.paranoia.com/~sorabji/potery/17.html
Tokyo Sex Whale
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Date: Wed, 02 Aug 95 16:25:25 0400
From: Peter Mancini <peter@natural.com>
To: sorabji@paranoia.com
Subject: (no subject)
This is the strongest greenly replication server
returned by Atlas. Nearly humongous hypnotic
sycopation underlying the Jungian conspiracy to
hunt gasoline mango nectar. Furthermore,
the click-option Fortune 500, independently
carnivorous net flaming, will ultimately decide
the Hutus-Tutsi love orgy massacre carnival.
--Pete
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Date: Tue, 31 Oct 1995 16:55:10 -0800
From: dan dougherty <dhamphir@uwyo.edu>
To: sorabji@paranoia.com
Subject: you fuck ardvarks
i hate you you piece of shit
you are bad, never ever make a pge like this
fuckhead!
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Date: Sat, 28 Oct 95 22:01:28 -0700
From: TROY MASE <trodeb@beta.delphi.com>
Organization: Delphi Internet Services
To: sorabji@paranoia.com
Subject: (no subject)
if it takes a thousand moon beams to fill an out house.
how far does it take for rat shit to drop to brake a two
inch led pipe?
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Date: Wed, 02 Aug 95 18:59:13 -0700
From: Jeff Marcus <jmarcus@i-2000.com>
To: sorabji@paranoia.com
Subject: (no subject)
X-Info: Welcome to the Internet Cafe NYC
yahoooooo
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Date: 16 Sep 95 10:57:11 -0900, wrote:
From: Hajime Yamaguchi <hajime-y@aix.or.jp>
To: sorabji@paranoia.com
Subject: (no subject)
I love you!
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