The Broadway Arcade is off-balance A time I called a national talkshow Mongolia is now on the internet Message from New Zealand (Jan 10) Making money on the internet (Jan 10) The world is made of snow My ex-therapist calls Listening to the radio It is recommended that you leave the cab A boring monologue My correspondence with Richard Nixon An .avi of one of my veins Busy busy busy
	The girls of my dreams (Feb 3) Watergate-on-the-brain (February 5) Practicing at the piano (February 12) Working at Tower Records (February 12) RealAudio of a hooker who called me (Feb 18) What the hookers ask (February 24)
	A close-up of my eyeball (10 March) Sonya's e-mail (March 12) My response to Sonya (March 12) The chicken (13 March) Oral sex in hotels and motels (16 & 20 March) On sharing the same name (21 March) I typed this while standing up (23 March) A rejection letter (March)
	Trying to clear my stinkin' head (May 18) Alice (May 20) Playing piano at the Metropolitan Club (May 20) Waiting for a blind date (May 20)
	My 10-year high school reunion, with a picture of my tennis shoes
	Driving in spirals in the Tampa suburbs
	Bomb-sniffing at Olympic Stadium (Aug 6) A response to the driving story (Aug 13) Running around Manhattan late at night (Aug 25)
	My shared Empty Book Hearing things in Chinatown
	I was cussing champion at summer camp once Listening to too much Glenn Gould (Oct 14) It's October in New York. It's October everywhere. A long phone-call to Brussels
	On the matter of public shitting A lot of pictures of me sitting right here I spent a whole week in Las Vegas, Nevada Jutta made this fabulous drawing of me A very painful dream Shopping for fish Preparing for the storms
	Me and my giggle fits About the Communications Decency Act Re-reading your own writing causes hairy palms The Christmas Feast Fun with Switchboard