Matt

Time tick tock tick flea a little bug buzzing mosquito in my ear hearing the whine of the machine of ignorance prance dance a little jig on my last nerve of the situation critical criticize analyze philosophical chaos ordered just the way you like it to bumblebee sting your mind break your mama's back from that crack, smack, smoke, shoot, ricochet, echo chamber choir singing my requiem prerequisite for this class I need to pass or just get by bye Miss American Pi R squared the math is circular scientific so prolific it's everywhere around you see washing away the sand from the shore cool on my feet roaring in my SMACK stop that buzzing in my ear I look at my watch examine the clock tick tock tick off on in out of time.

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observer

breathing. I breathe. Molecules. Words. Streams of them. In and out. And picking up, like a faint but suddenly noticeable smell, the mis-spelling of the same word at 2 different sites within the last 15 minutes. My artichoke must be almost ready.

ah

waiting for this moment to pass.

there.

Matt

Time tick tock tick flea a little bug buzzing mosquito in my ear hearing the whine of the machine of ignorance prance dance a little jig on my last nerve of the situation critical criticize analyze philosophical chaos ordered just the way you like it to bumblebee sting your mind break your mama's back from that crack, smack, smoke, shoot, ricochet, echo chamber choir singing my requiem prerequisite for this class I need to pass or just get by bye Miss American Pi R squared the math is circular scientific so prolific it's everywhere around you see washing away the sand from the shore cool on my feet roaring in my SMACK stop that buzzing in my ear I look at my watch examine the clock tick tock tick off on in out of time.

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ugh

Demonstrating that i'm awake enough to write a coherent sentence. Did i pass?

Paulette Fuse

Right now I just checked in to "sorabji.com" and am grooving to the new set-up for this boss Webb Page of Life that we all enjoy so much. Can't wait to read the new textX! Right On MT! root (Have a nice loin roast of Elk that has been marinating in red wine now cooking at 300 in the oven and it is about 38degrees outside here in New Orleans) Mingle. . Punchlines. . .The Old Site. . . ! E Plurbus Unum! 11/16/97and going strong! Dig the Comic Sans MS for postings. 2:07pmCentral

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Nelly

recirculating

11/16/97, 2:09 AM Breathing. I breathe. Molecules. Words. Streams of them. In and out. And picking up, like a faint but suddenly noticeable smell, the mis-spelling of the same word at 2 different sites within the last 15 minutes. My artichoke must be almost ready.

Myke

hmmmm, I'm tired because I was jumped on Friday. So I'm sitting in a little room with a computer thats not even mine, regreating not getting any alcohal last night.

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Fredescu

To tell you the truth (which is a phrase I'm trying to kill off cos of the implications about that validity of anything I say that is not prefixed with it), I'm kinda (short for kindergarten. Yes, I'm Kindergarten. Or is it Garden? (or maybe it's short for kinder. As in (vindictivley) "I'm kinder than you!") wishing I was at home.

Only cos I've been told that my heart is there. Somewhere. Amongst the rubble and broken empty thought containers. Fragmented dreams where you turn up late for hell, only to discover that you are butt naked. There's candle wax dripping and drooping and covering everything within waxshot.

I live in a shed. Did I tell you that already? No. Well obviously. My shed has some beautiful synthetic grass as carpet. I lifted it up the other day to find my heart. But nothing. Nada. Not an atrium. So now I'm throwing empty meaningless words at you and hope that you don't hate me for it. Really.

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A mouse

Just leaving a little message on the table.

Jarno Kilpi�

going on at irc :) and soon I'll be leaving to home from work.

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kelsey

contemplating getting a puppy.

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Paulette

Deleting MSGolf so that my computer gets almost 3MB of memory back. I say almost 3MB because I kept the warped sound effects. Looking for 'Sent' e-mails of mine to delete. Eating more anise cookies even though after reading today about teeth falling and tearing out in the dream section of sorabji.(music?) page, enamel chipped off the back part of a front tooth! Soft Machine has an all instrumental hypnotic piece titled: "Teeth" (They were the opening band for Hendrix here in New Orleans at City Park Stadium) It's a tribute (or take-off) to a book that William Burroughs wrote of the same name, Soft Machine. 'Man is only a soft machine' sing the Holy Modal Rounders. What's the last live music show that anyone has attended?

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Paulette

Deleting MSGolf so that my computer gets almost 3MB of memory back. I say almost 3MB because I kept the warped sound effects. Looking for 'Sent' e-mails of mine to delete. Eating more anise cookies even though after reading today about teeth falling and tearing out in the dream section of sorabji.(music?) page, enamel chipped off the back part of a front tooth! Soft Machine has an all instrumental hypnotic piece titled: "Teeth" (They were the opening band for Hendrix here in New Orleans at City Park Stadium) It's a tribute (or take-off) to a book that William Burroughs wrote of the same name, Soft Machine. 'Man is only a soft machine' sing the Holy Modal Rounders. What's the last live music show that anyone has attended?

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Paulette

Deleting MSGolf so that my computer gets almost 3MB of memory back. I say almost 3MB because I kept the warped sound effects. Looking for 'Sent' e-mails of mine to delete. Eating more anise cookies even though after reading today about teeth falling and tearing out in the dream section of sorabji.(music?) page, enamel chipped off the back part of a front tooth! Soft Machine has an all instrumental hypnotic piece titled: "Teeth" (They were the opening band for Hendrix here in New Orleans at City Park Stadium) It's a tribute (or take-off) to a book that William Burroughs wrote of the same name, Soft Machine. 'Man is only a soft machine' sing the Holy Modal Rounders. What's the last live music show that anyone has attended?

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Paulette

Deleting MSGolf so that my computer gets almost 3MB of memory back. I say almost 3MB because I kept the warped sound effects. Looking for 'Sent' e-mails of mine to delete. Eating more anise cookies even though after reading today about teeth falling and tearing out in the dream section of sorabji.(music?) page, enamel chipped off the back part of a front tooth! Soft Machine has an all instrumental hypnotic piece titled: "Teeth" (They were the opening band for Hendrix here in New Orleans at City Park Stadium) It's a tribute (or take-off) to a book that William Burroughs wrote of the same name, Soft Machine. 'Man is only a soft machine' sing the Holy Modal Rounders. What's the last live music show that anyone has attended?

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Chatterbox

Anybody else notice the 3-letter word that is a major theme of this opus and appears 7x (counting within other words)

Hey Paulette. David Bowie, International Ballroom in Doraville.

A friend wrote a wonderful electronic piece, "My teeth are rotting in my head." I won't say who I think he wrote it for...

nelly

New York City was the name of a group that did a song that still hangs around in my head, "I'm doin' fine now, without you baby..." which I would love to get ahold of a copy of cause I haven't heard it in years and can't remember the lyrics...

em

contemplating my apathy for everything and starting to feel a twinge of excitement at the thought of going home;going anywhere;just going.

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DJ Carmen

Running (?) from responsibility. NOT staying in focus.

Listening to your image of the city with its great and powerful sense of energy and noise.

Seeking balance.

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sitting on my feet, reading with sore eyes

John

I'm lonely...

sitting here trying to find solice and empathy through imaginary/fantasy friends in a world that doesn't even exist!

I'm connected with other imaginary lonely people.

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PF

Getting ready to hit the hay (how ya say) after enjoying a Chinese buffet event sponsored by Merril Lynch and I was a guest of one of the invited ones. There were four guest speakers. Mental. It's amazing (not really) about the powers of nutrition. Whenever someone calls and I sound really bummed, this certain friend always responds. . ."when was the last time you ate anyghing?" and he's usually right. Simple things like eating and (even though when you feel like really low even a bath sounds difficult) taking a hot bath really have the power to change ones mood. Take a bath in St. Johns Wort. That's it. Must have a 7Up and spring water over ice. It is the utmost in thirst quenchers. Sweet dreams.

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PF

Getting ready to hit the hay (how ya say) after enjoying a Chinese buffet event sponsored by Merril Lynch and I was a guest of one of the invited ones. There were four guest speakers. Mental. It's amazing (not really) about the powers of nutrition. Whenever someone calls and I sound really bummed, this certain friend always responds. . ."When was the last time you ate?" and he's usually right. Simple things like eating and (even though when you feel like really low even a bath sounds difficult) taking a hot bath really have the power to change ones mood. Take a bath in St. Johns Wort. That's it. Must have a 7Up and spring water over ice. It is the utmost in thirst quenchers. Sweet dreams.

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namaste

sitting here in front of the computer, wondering how many Hours I'm going to waste on the web today!

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Homo erectus

for some reason i just woke up and am now sitting in my underware at the computer...

um. i forgot?
none

PF

I just finished reading the letter from Vladimir Horowitz to Mark Thomas and I am moved to silence.

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seaweed

I am smelling the dank aroma of the inch of water that has just appeared in my basement this evening and realizing there's not a damn thing I can do about it.

Barbara

I am piddling about, wasting time breath and whats left of the tendons in my hands, putting off going to sleep. Why? I like to sleep. Maybe I shall feed my lizards (sometimes I tap the cage to make sure they're not dead), and go to sleep, and dream something.

Bye!

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eggy

oppressed by the us government that is not us. knowing that there must be a way to net us together---- wanting to DO IT but not knowing how. keep at it---- as time slips away--- there are only so many tomorrows -----------have a Great life eggy

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Sherri

Smoking a cigarette, looking for sites to put up for the links of the week on Monday, listening to a boxing match on tv in the background, passing time while doing absolutely nothing.

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Mindaugas

I am sitting in front of display lights, and thinking about time... another weekend is gone. Today I visited very strange 8-edged Catholic Church 18th sen. where time is stoped....

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Adam

Playing with myself

/iflbfhe
cdgukmry,

Mr. Bumble (2U)

Just came back from getting my daily medicine and I'm headed to refinish two barrel-back chairs. See ya later.

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Shyana

Preparing to take a walk in the rain down to the photo booth (to get those lovely 2"x2" snapshots for my slightly overdue international driver's license application...) on Tuesday afternoon in Gifu, Japan.

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ttam

realizing that I'm extrodinarily alone, I've missed two chances at love -- not just any love, but real love here, Jackson -- and Thanksgiving is far over-rated for vegetarians. I mean, c'mon, "Tempeh Drummettes"? What kinda faux-a-roni subsititute is that?

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Vicki

Absolutly nothing, as usual!

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Joanne

trying not to think about Isaac, mostly. I wish there were more to it, but people are all there are. When it comes down to it. Irritating, no?

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John

printing out resume's, wondering if it'll do any good...I KNOW I have talent...How can I get to the people I need to work with?

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Lived O' Loot

My mouth tastes bad.

Sleeping in the afternoon always does that.

I took this psychological test last night. I got 10 stars. Two stars is normal.

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CINDY

SITTING HERE READING THESE WRITINGS AND MASTERBATING.

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WOOOOOOSSSHHHHH

dan

drinking some bad coffee and looking through mark's new site..

kelsey

hey, that girl spelled masturbate wrong? and why would she masturbate when reading this site? happy birthday, merc.

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Paulette

Wondering what the name of the Netscape Communicator 4.1 or 4.01 e-mail portion is called. . . Can anyone help? my cousin is pressuring me for an answer. He would like to download and have just the e-mail portion of it. Is it Eudora PRo? I don't think so . . .? Help?

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Jeffrey Scott Holland

staring, slack-jawed, into the monitor, which provides the only light in this room. Suffering from the sinking feeling that I've entered a Kafkaesque world where I suddenly everything makes sense for once, the entire universe comes into crystal clear focus like the ultimate Satori, lucid as all hell..................... and it's completely mundane and disappointing. Is this what the Unabomber experienced just before he moved to Montana? Is this what Andre Breton experienced just before he penned his manifesto? Is this what Salvador Dali experienced when he realized he was too divine for Andre Breton's 'Little Rascals'-esque club of schoolboys?

The room grows musky with incense and the smell of the hamburger I burnt at dinner.......I am overwhelmed suddenly with the desire to go out into the night completely naked, though I'm not sure why. Perhaps I'll drink more Amaretto and read Bataille until I fall asleep instead.

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I AM TRYING TO DECIDE WHICH PART OF MY HEAD WILL RECEIVE THE BULLET FROM MY REVOLVER TONIGHT. DO NOT WORRY, IT WILL BE SWIFT. LIKE THE SMELL OF BURNING LEAVES.

:-)

i'm smiling, for no particular reason

Maggie

trying to listen to you play piano.

nelly

I'm thinking what a worthy thing it can be in this world, to take the time to listen to boring people, to nod at their complaints, and chuckle at their attempts at humor. Having just done that with some relations of mine.

Maybe we ought to set aside a national holiday just for that. Everyone who doesn't have such a relative would have to find someone, on the bus or in an institution or somewhere. And listen to them for at least an hour, and then would have to write a 10- page paper on what they heard and send it to the person to prove they'd been listening. And you're not allowed to clear your throat excessively or look at your watch. But you are allowed to carry on about it afterward with your presumably fascinating friends.

Ali Ahsan Halai

picking my nose and studying honours physics simulatneously at the university of waterloo.

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PicoFarad

Getting ready to travel about 5ive miles to get one or two used (but good) tires from my favorite tire man who happens to be a very polite hard-working man from Viet Nam (and his son). . . Then buy some overpriced ripe bananas because they are out of season and they are a necessary ingredient for a certain smoothie breakfast-type drink. It happens to be dark and there's a light rain. . .Kinda pleasant.

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Remi

Sitting at my computer working at an ISP helpdesk in Canada, listening to "Burning Blue Soul" by The The on the CD player. Somehow appropriate, though I don't feel like trying to decipher exactly why at the moment.

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ahh

Taking drugs... too many...

Ummm
WEllll

jomo

Interesting, but just why payphones? For what reason? Is this a zen phone page? There is no reason only rhyme. What does it mean? Where are the missing codes and why are they missing? Thanks for the numeries!

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sean

Following the advice of Maggie. Enjoying my last of a couple of days off. Being good to the head. Not so good to the body. Working to get my site re-established. BTW, enjoyed your site quite a bit. Bookmarked it. Be back....

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PicoFarad

A friend of mine just called and told me that he was about to jump out of his 4th floor window. . . after we hung up I quickly phoned him back to instruct him, in his haste, not to forget to put a rope around his neck so that when he falls he won't break both of his legs! I'm sure he'll thank me later. PF

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BobbyCheez

Talking to a couple of my friends.... trying to get them to visit this site. Maybe they'll see this message. Maybe not. Aw well.

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Aquarius212

Who wants to know? I'm talking to my friends and thinking about who is actually going to read this. I hear I'm a good shrink. That's all and visit my page.

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Tarin

Congratulations on your new domain name and stuff. I'm getting ready to go to bed. Something I keep procrastinating. And I didn't even drink any coffee today.

yur pal,

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Eric

Being Bored

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sorabji

listening to some sacred harp music, eating yogurt, and feeling pretty full of good things right now.

thanks for the tape.

DJ Carmen

Being seduced by a gorgeous voice on the radio. Getting ready to look at stocks and gold. Waiting for the next poem to write itself. Wondering why I can't just turn around and start over. Hoping I'm not a hopeless cause.

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looking at paul.

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Tiffany

HI everyone! Having fun?

jon

my brain's a foot thick.

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mist

um, i'm being me

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Joe Mama

I'm sucking sweet anus. Beautiful puckered flesh.

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possum

i'm looking through you

Wally

I'm ripping my hair out, my emotions are swriling, and I am attempting to read your page.

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Rob

Tripping on words, like thick molassess that combs out of your eyelids, much like my Great Aunt Tessy, who often buys her stockings with peanut butter... much to my amusement.

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nellyellyjellybelly

Listening to this for the 3rd time tonight

There's a place where I can go when I feel low when I feel blue and it's my mind and there's no time when I'm alone

I think of you and things we do go 'round my head the things we said like I love only you

In my mind there's no sorrow Don't you know that it's so There'll be no sad tomorrow Don't you know that it's so

There is a place...

and thinking how brilliant, how perfect

OOH SHAKE IT UP BABY NOW!!!!!

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!

"Putney Swope"

I said it before and I'll say it again . . ."When the trap door opened, had he not had a rope around his neck he would have broken both of his legs. . . "

". . . that's funny Mimiyeux!. . .he couldn't kick!"

i must hurry before the tape recorder rewinds...

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pancreas

i must hurry before the tape recorder rewinds

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calij

waiting for people to email me

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Mark

Procrastinating

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Kelly

Listening to the Dance Hall Crashers, wasting time on the computer before subjecting myself to Dr. J. King's Calculus 3 Hell.

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Rick

The Story of Su Forward 36 generations. "Mommy whats Jesus?" Su asked her mother,with bright, little, inquiring eyes. "Baby I don't know, thats something from the carbon age." "Mommy whats a man?" "A man. Its something the sisters had back then." "What for?" "Baby I don't know." "Mommy?" "Yes Su." Her mother responded, quitely. "mommy i wish that I could see one?" Huh?.......

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Pico

My neighbor across the corridor just called to tell me that he's changing his ISP to . . dig this "MayberryUSA.com or .net". . Can you believe it? He just saw an ad for it during a CNN break. He says its like "NetNannY". . .I will look for that ad and roll. Farad

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trying to call payphones and give them cryptic messages that don't mean anything beacuse I'm bored

wondering if people masturbate while they drive, have least favorite colors, taste leaves, steal money from newspaper machines, and yearn for mysterious voices to speak to them when they wake.

Reading the past 100 mesages and relizing that there is a lot more sick, insane, and meaningless people than I thought and that the Internet is a gathering place for these types of people and that there are many other productive things I could do. Thank you for making me realize that with your page. By the way those phone #'s are cool and I will be sure to add on some 215 area code ones

DR.Marks

Sitting here,hunger gnawing at me.Thinking to myself a cheeseburger and coffee sounds pretty damm good.Cool web page found on the Disgrunteld housewife page.Another cool page.

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GOd

I'm sitting here staring at the screen...I frequently stare at things...Especially naughty pictures of small children.....No wait...Naughty pictures of furry animals...No wait...Naughty pictures of congressmen doing their pages...No wait....I forgot what I'm doing...That's why I'm probably staring at ...this website...it's kinda boring...Beize my least favorite color..Unless you are talking about a labradore...Or the dole guy's hairpeice....Hrmmm.....NEVER MIND....

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Heaven

*sigh* (dream)

silly, but Mark, I'm wishing you were in your place right now so I could see you on the bed-cam. I'm wishing I lived closer to you (as in, less than 4 hour drive) so that I could come and visit you like you wish people would. I've never been to New York..... I'm wishing that I could go to a small little coffee shop with you so that you could tell me your stories and your thoughts as they happen, so that I won't have to wait for them to appear on your page. We could watch the busy crowds passing the window and laugh silently to ourselves because I always find it so funny that everyone is always rushing rushing rushing, but not you and me, we'll be in the little place for hours and hours watching the busy people going to their busy lives as we sit and talk and watch them. I'm wishing, that's what I'm doing. :)

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aimee

I am feeling.... my heart is screaming. the cold, christmas frost-air chills as I step out of this train...wandering as I do, up and down the same parfait-horizon avenue of infinity...I dream my days and nights to life...I often wander endlessly thru the same paths that you do-in my soul, that is...your words are beautiful.:)

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Shikasta

I used to eat birds.

Well, that was before I became a vegitarian, and, they were dead when I ate them. I mean, it's not like I went out and chased down a pigeon and stabbed him with a pocket knife, gently caressing him in the throes of death, then reverently plucking him.

No, nothing like that.

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Alex

I'm listening to Negativland. I think wax-combs are great.

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Rob

I'm procrastinating writing an essay due tomorrow. Ho hum.

http://www.people.cornell.edu/pages/rev4

PicoFarad

Enjoying the cool darkness here in New Orleans and in this room at 11:something am. the new gas convection heater is on the wall since yesterday and it is good. with a thermostat and brand new.

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seven

It is almost two o'clock and i am putting off work for at least another 15 minutes. I will be leaving shortly for our staff christmas party - should be pretty fun

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Miriam

playing with a font I'm making and surfing around, instead of studying for my chemistry exam. supposedly the last time the planets were aligned was when jesus was born, and the next time will be the apocalypse. and all nine planets were in alignment last night (or tonight?). I'm counting on an apocalypse of some sort to save me from that chem exam, ya know (while I should be studying).

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ebtty

i am procreatinating on the web listening to wnycAM.

Lisa

Listening to They Might Be Giants, and surfing the web until my friend, Bucket, comes to pick me up to go eat dinner.

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Jason Josephes

The answer is on the web page.

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commissioner

thinking about the smell of burning leaves....

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someone

wondering if there is more content on this site than in all the commercial sites combined.

yes, i'd say there is

Ridin

Wonders why if he wishes he can tell me he loves me, then why doesn't he.

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sinner

i do love her but she cant know right now...its just not the time

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trudy

neptune promises a kiss there was once a child who looked up at the sky while she balanced on the edge of her familiar land a curious toe tasted the sweets of the water and so it teased playful kisses on her ankle she laughed to the clouds as they passed knowingly by with a sunlit twinkle of their eyes

still the ocean breathed deep and rushed her legs for a hug but her sands secured her feet, every wave tighter, still

the child remained where the ground had taken hold while Neptune promised purity, an oasis of embrace she whispered her lips to the wetness and wept vowing devotion to him, endless in moving

waters will etch the oath, a way, in the unforgiving terra and she will laugh always when she frees her dance to the seas

///..i'm thinking about the guy i wrote this for...///

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Jeffrey Scott Holland

I've been painting but that never works indoors because the paint fumes always get me dizzy and then I end up getting sidetracked doing something else, like laying face down in a creek or something. But that's not a very good idea considering it's 24 degrees outside, which is why I was painting indoors in the first place.

Paint fumes also make me very sad, on the verge of tears for no logical reason. I start thinking about sad things that happened YEARS ago and cry over them all over again.

This is probably why most painters were not wrapped too tightly; their paint fumes were driving them mad. At least I haven't cut my ear off like Van Gogh.

I need to go back to bed and watch cartoons.

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la

Procrastinating the 1,001 things I have to do today, lost in thought.

Ruminating on the end of this missive, thought about kids and the song "My boy Bill/My little girl" from Carousel, which makes me want to cry buckets whenever I hear it.

There's a big article in Atlanta papers today about the murder of 4 members of a family in Santa Claus Ga. that figures in somehow. Foster kids.

my arm is gyrating like a piston????

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PicoFarad

Hey did anyone hear "CarTalk" this morning on a Public Radio Station? (Just got back from getting two [more] money orders for 20 and 14)

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ridin

i have so much to do today, and all i want to do is talk to him.

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I'm listening to Mark playing the piano on some uknown sunday. Why, is equally uknown. Uknown too, is why I am writing this. Unknown also, is why I am STILL writing this. Uknown yet still...

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Jeffrey Scott Holland

I am enjoying the pleasant feeling of my blood sugar going in and out with the tide.

I'm also listening to old Charlie Barnet records and eating some peanut butter candy I made.

There's a decent show on the History Channel about garish roadside archecture of the 40's and 50's but I can't concentrate on anything right now.

Maybe I'll go make some mysterious phone calls. This site has reopened my interest in such things.... I used to call every 1-800 number down the line just to see who was there.

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sinner

im glad i had the chance to talk to her today . she makes me feel so good inside. i want to be with her for ever. how do i get that point across to her? i cant see her as often as i want to, but somehow i feel always near her. god i love her. i just h ope she knows that.

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sinner

kerri, please dont let this get to you. that will drive us apart. i want you. i need you. no one else matters to me. only you. please believe that. im always here for you.i love you

bill

I found this web page, by searching for "happiness" on yahoo. although i have yet to find it, thank you for your for at least helping me smile.

bill (you know my names not bill)

Ridin

i want to let go with him, but the hurt is still there. fresh. i hope he will wait for me.

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lalalalalaaaaa

Just checking in after a very virtuous morning, first visit to a church service in a long time, singing. There's a Methodist hymn book tune called "Emmanuel", I think, that sounds a lot like "Gone With The Wind". It's a beautiful, sunny day and I'm going out to brunch now. And how is your Sunday?

fester

I just happened upon this site....I am sitting in front of the computer contemplating my life. Sometimes I wonder if this is really life or just a dream. Someday I might have an answer but until then I have to control my destiny without limiting myself from lifes ups and downs. The world revolves around me and I control the speed of life...my life.

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sinner

good morning, i hope that you have had a wonderful night.i never stop thinking about you.i will be here for you....always...when your ready for me , ill be here....just let me know ....remember, they dont matter....YOU an I matter ...thats all.

l

O.K. hurry up, name the 2 guys in sorabji's room... (who do they remind you of?).

Topo Gigio

Bob Hope and Ed Sullivan?

leigh

i am trying to figure out why i do not like my oil painting, today yesterday it was fine, now it is gone all wrong. what do people really mean when they say 'leave a message after the tone' do they want approval? i would call numbers and tell people that there voice inspires me to cook oatmeal. thanks i'm glad i confessed. oh my is there a confession booth on the net. might be interesting.

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Farad

There was once a "Dial a Confession" The person(s) who sponsored it later ran an ad (in New York City) to the effect that there would be an 'art exhibit' where the 'confessions' would be played back. When you attended the art exhibit you would not who confessed what and which if any of the confessors were present. Mental.

feral badger

MY HAND PUPPETS ARE SPEAKING IN TONGUES....

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ridin

i wonder if he knows i'm thinking about him...right now...this very second...wanting him with me...right now...this very second.

emily

coming down hard...completely enjoying my shrimp fried rice,and shrivering.

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dixon hamby

supposed to be working, but found my way here.

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jag

The new site is looking good. I haven't been around for a little while - been too busy heaving over the side of a toilet bowl. Whoever said pregnancy makes a woman bloom told a TERRIBLE TERRIBLE LIE! It makes a woman sick and exhausted and grumpy and downright mean! Well, I'll just explore this site for awhile before my next jaunt to the bathroom...

philm

recording a new message on my answering machine just in case someone calls.

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BRAINPHREAK

Testing Guestbook Exploits

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D. J. Carmen

Paint.

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kelsey

stressing out because math is power.

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Jose Jimenez

Have been deleting, moving files to disc and also surfering almost all day since noon On-Line but still haven't been able to punch in the letters to the Mr. Useless page that the New Yorker recommended: www.go2net.com/internet/useless/index.html

Jose Jimenez

Have been enjoying this page, moving files to disc and also visited two links From this page almost all day since noon On-Line but still haven't been able to punch in the letters to the Mr. Useless page that the New Yorker recommended: www.go2net.com/internet/useless/index.html

trudy

...delving into the sad recesses of my laziness. oh why oh why can't someone just write this dang paper for me?!? anyone have anything to say about buddhism &/or hinduism &/or spiritual journeys? please?

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ridin

waiting.

sinner

this morning will be about another day started without her in my arms. This is starting to get to me, but im going to fight it cause she is worth every bit of my strenght. I just hope that she is willing to go the distabce with me as i am for hher.

kerri

i thought he knew.

Midnight Tree Bandit

Nuthin'. You?

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ddduuh

heyu there

Commissioner

I AM LOADING MY REVOLVER...

http://members.psesd.org/~eclarsen

and i'm not so deaf yet

for awhile there i thought you was talking about bombs. a bomb called Julia....

pamplona

trying to figure out sigrnd

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melara

writing what im doing in this white box

Dave

Implementing a binary tree in VAX assembly language for COMPSC 3443. In other words, commiting suicide.

http://antarctica.student.okstate.edu/wish/wish.html

45

I've got that song in my head. I really hate it, but there is a particular line that repeats "45," and that's the part in my head. Certain songs and certain movies and certain advertisements offer these superliminal pieces of collective understanding that make no sense apart from the fact they are repeated in my head all the time.

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steph

i'm drinking off my ass and wishing someone was here to bang me

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gun, Peter Gunn

steph97 I'll have to take this to higherAuthorities if you keep talking trash like that. Are you Cruaaaazey? Where's Paul Blake? Dellllaaaah!!

sinner

i wish i knew what she was doing right now. I wish i was doing it with her, whatever it is. I want to be with her all the time. Unfortunately thats not possible right now. I just wish that we could spend some real time together, and see where that leads

liquidtruth

cramming for finals (icky college word) and wishing to be with him in philly, feeling the comfort his body brings to mine...

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tommy daniels

uh...scratching my kentuckian butt and generally being wack.

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ridin

Just sitting here thinking about the night we shared on the phone. And smiling.

Elmo

Staring at this screen wondering if in an upsidedown house.... A basement would make a good attic

B_lareau.hotmail.com

Notnilc Eel

Listening to Mark speak about highSkool and all the warped things that go with it. Made possible by deleting noise like MoneyNet from the CPU of life.

sinner

tried to stay off, and i am doing prettyt good,but i just had to leave you a message to say how much i miss you

Is this healthy?

Waiting for the report to finish running. About to give up and go home. Computers are such a joy.

bob

thinking of you.

llull

listening to show by the cure

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wacky

I'm sitting here thinking how much I hate computers and how much I hate NOT having one at home right now! and I'm thinking - "Hi Mark" *grin*

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Wishing I didn't have one.

mobPHARc

Sitting at home wondering when will I ever learn about Telstra *grin* [;>

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Peter

Sitting. Eating a chicken sausage, waiting for a phone call. Problems to solve, none of them mine. Brains probed produce same responses here. Moving and not sure where. Shit weather, shit rain. Long silence.

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bob

I just ate a delicious plate of nachos. Now I digest.

stomach

I just ate a delicious plate of cheese grits that I made myself. Wonder where you can get those in NY?

Mike

Being Bored

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Ollie

Sipping some cough medicine and waiting for the next coffee and 'powder milk biscuit' to be ready while looking around onLine. It is quite cold here but not in this apt.

Dave

Greedily slurping down coffee and checking out your site. Also, thinking I should be doing something much more productive.

Happy Holidays!

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Ollie

Sipping cough syrup on this cold winter-like day and looking around the on-Line addresses while waiting for baking powder biscuits to warm to just the right texture.

"AJ"

Getting car parts removed from an 89 Honda Accord in order to replace them with working ones. Cost about 1500 to refurbish the car and be in top running shape. Am paying someone named Rick to do it but I am helping.

nelly

Killing time waiting for a computer to do something. This is a great site to do that at, and it'll only get better, methinks. What I love is when you go to the bedcam and Mark is there, and then you go back in a little while and you can see him disappear! 5 seconds worth living.

Jordan Fackrell

being intellectually aroused

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Butrose Ghali

I just would like to tell you that you have achieved the ultimate anyone on the web can hope to ever achieve- a bookmark to your page the first bookmark i've put on this newest install of netscape communicator professional edition- and hopefully the last i'll have to reinstall due to my computer being so incredibly stupid.

by the way, i put it under "entertainment"

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-- A Smitten Kitten

Listening to Mark play Metamorphosis 2 & making digital Xmas cards... Man, if you make love as well as you play Glass, you're gonna make some luchy woman the happiest chick in NYC!

-- Still Smitten

... If I can get up the nerve to knock on your door, will you answer?

observer

Just read the opening paragraph of a book that struck my attention:

"To be deeply rooted in a place that has meaning is perhaps the best gift a child can have. If that place has beauty and a feeling of permanence it may suggest to him unawares that sense of identity with this physical earth which is the humblest and happiest of life's intuitions."

Christopher Morley, "John Mistletoe"

Oh, the book just fell open on another good one:

"Time, like nakedness, is holy: it is the bare body of life. Prudent people have made fetishes of it. Clocks are the figleaves of Time. How few dare face Time unveiled."

Should I take this one home with me, do you think, or is it a false attraction...

Maggie

Wondering about things like intruders, and what to do if you get the sudden and distinct impression that the person of whom you're most trusting is actually a complete nut case. Wondering what a complete nut case really is, and whether or not I have the right to define it. Wondering if I am, in fact, the nut case.

I tried sleeping on it, but awoke with the same wary dread.

mugwump

I like what Trent Reznor said...

You know it is true love when you realize that you could be killed in your sleep at any moment, and it does not really phase you...

We are all potential nut cases...

The Count

Waiting, waiting, waiting for my baby to move inside me. Waiting for the "flutter" women say they feel around this point in their pregnancy. I want my kid to give me a good swift kick----come on and make mama happy, junior.

Hyper

Reading 'Count's posting and wondering where her email address is. . .nowhere to be found. Well just wanted to let her know that holding a radio playing classical music to the little one is a nice thing to do. It is soothing and miraculous for the pre-borns.

Sue

Well I usually work nights, so I am awake when everyone else is sleeping. I bought a new computer, so I am checking it out, seeing if I can crusise the internet with some speed now.

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I shouldn't say.

reading the earlier entries. Believe me, when a a complete nut-case enters your life, you'll know it. Currently rreeling from my nut-case delivering slanderous letters about me to previous collegues and friends in a city I used to live in. She didn't even post them, she just dwent to their office!

David

Killing time before a final.

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Davids doppelganger (not want to knock off his URL)

me no like the K word. me spend time. time is precious. time is eternal. what time is it? who invented it? " tell me about the rabbits. . ."

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someone currently sleeping with dozen periodicals, a newspaper and 5 sweaters

Looking at that bed and thinking, oh Mark must have another bed somewhere that he actually sleeps in

lived o' loot

The pressure of an academic career.

I am condemned to a life of studying.

Who knew the lac operon could be so damn fun?

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systmc

kinda like a cloud i was up way up in the sky and i was feeling some feelings you wouldn't believe sometimes i can't believe them myself and i decided i was never coming down. just then a tiny little dot caught my eye it was just about too small to see. but i watched it way too long and that dot was pulling me down.

kerri

contemplating going to bed.

Wetfly

Wondering if I know Ridin, and Sinner? Yes, those names sound familiar. Yes, I know them. Yes, I am in a similar situation. Yes, I understand. Yes, I am going to see her. Yes, our eyes are going to meet. Will it be the same? I don't know.

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Liz Czarnecke

I am killing time between two finals at my college. I had one at 10:30 and have one at 1:00. I'm just trying to keep busy.

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scott totten

I'm at work..answering technical suport questions for netscape.

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Karey

I'm at work too, waiting for my purchasing dept to send over the orders for the day so that I can charge them before I'm off to my nite class at 4:30

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Fred Kau

Fooling around, Playing games with a C++ compiler, surfing, and other useless activities.

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god

Killing cute fuzzies

Heaven.com
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ridin

i know dat fly.

Dani

Thinking of being with him soon..dont know if it will be the same..can only hope...Uh, Hi Ridin and Sinner...LOL...love you Wetfly...

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Wetfly

Cleaning my dump of a room, and wishing she were here to help me. Cleaning is more fun in pairs. Anything would be more fun with her.

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Megan

If u could be anything, What would u be? Well I would like to let u read this, i think of it everytime I see a gorgeous guy. If I could be anything, I would want to be a tear, born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die on your lips. Its the beautifuliest thing I have ever read, I hope that u like it.

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Megan LVS DANIEL

im typing another entree, i just got finished reading all the other entrees. The poems, no offense, suck. I think poems should be funny, dont so depressing as most as. Im just sitting here, trying to think of a funny poem, trying to remember what i did with all mine, and debating whether to study for my Semseter Test tommerow. Its so boring here in west virginia, guess thats why I wrote on this. Oh, I remember where their at. Let me let u read some of my poems, hope u like em.You can email me and tell me what u think if u want..good or bad..

When the day comes when you die, you'll see what happens when u drink and drive you see the tree but u cant miss it the helplessness of being in the car when u cant do anything you'll think of all the mistakes you made see life flashing before you eyes remember you kill yourself when u drink and drive ANOTHER ONE: Unprotected Sex whats that to you? the scent of babies in the air it gives u are scare well slap a condom on his dick maybe you wont get sick she finds later of AIDS what a way to die if only hed worn a condom shed still be alive

I hope that u like them, and if u have any comments email them to me...i love mail.

NOW BACK TO MY BORING LIFE!!

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A Random Fan

I'm listening to Mark talk about his walk in Rockerfeller Center... I dont remember hearing many beautiful things when I lived in NY. Even when I went walking alone late at nite & listened very hard, I almost never heard anything truly beautiful. The sound of 2 people fucking in their tiny 4th floor walkup may or not fall into that category... If you listen too hard to the NY night, you end up hearing someone screaming. I'm glad I moved out of NY. I'd rahter stay home & listen to Mark play the piano. Pleasant dreams, maestro...

-- in memory of Lisa Izquierda & too many others

Cletus Maximus

Dreaming of Kafka and a steaming bowl of tapioca.

liquidtruth

wow. getting drunk on sake is like nothing else

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Dani

Wishing he were next to me when I woke up this morning..wanting his touch..needing him so...

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blindswine

a couple months ago i was living in seattle working for this bitch-assed internet company called "cyberslice" (read:cyberSLAVE). bastards screwed me out of a bunch of cash and a promotion they'd promised me for over six months... so i said, "FUCK THEM!" and stormed out of the office, the city, the state, and the whole damned country and decided to take a month chasing around island girls down in the carribean... which turned out to be a damned good idea, and, by the way, one i highly recommend. so there i am, hanging out in trinidad, drinking those foofy drinks with the pink umbrellas, oggling chocolate-brown sistas wrapped in island mesh... and then i realized... FUCK SEATTLE! the only people who think seattle is a "great" place to live or dorky middle-aged white guys (and gals) who waste their time making lists of "great places to live"... but i digress... while contemplating the beauty of chocolate booty, i had an epiphany... an illumination that came to me like the voice of god from above... and he sayeth unto me, "YO! STANKNUTS! GIT UP OFF YO' ASS AND MOVE BACK TO NYC!!! YOU BEEN SPENDING SIX WEEKS DRINKING TRINI RUM AND STARIN' AT THAT ASS, AND NOW YOU AINT GOT NO MONEY!! THOU SHALT GO FORTH TO MANHATTAN AND GET A JOB!! SUCKA!" then i thought, "damn... the god muh-fucka sure is a hard-ass..." but regardless of the rigidity of his divine posterior, i took his advice... so the other day i find myself walking down eighth avenue and for some reason this guy by a store window catches my attention... he's mesmerized by something he sees, and is pontificating loudly... so i decide to take a minute out of my life and check it out... to my horror, this deranged bastard has his dick in his hand, face plastered against the window, drool spewing down his chin, and chanting "ChEW-BaCCA!!! cHEWBacca...aaaahh.. CHEWBACCA!!!...mmm... luke... darth?...CHEWBAACCCAA!!!" all of which leads me to this conclusion. there are only two kinds of people in this world: sons of bitches and muh-fuckin' SICK sons of bitches. but in the end, i guess the whole point of this rambling mess is that watching a guy masterbate to star wars action-figures in manhattan might be sick and wrong... BUT IT SURE AS HELL BEATS LIVING IN SEATTLE!!! p.s.:

FUCK SEATTLE!

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christine

I am sitting just looking for people to talk to and to mess around what are you doing and how old are you.

Don't worry who Iam -- just pass me that spliff!

Wondering if it's true that the Fox network has plans to develope SORABJI.COM - THE SERIES, with monthly 1-hr. docudrama specials on THE PAYPHONE PROJECT. (Someone oughta be paying you, Mark!)

And wondering what happened to Mark's online page...?

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vast intimacy

Gasping.

Those plaid pants... they seem...alive...

Incidentally, what are you doing is really a dumb question that hardly ever gets answered here. By the time you've thought up and typed in your answer, it's what ahve you done...

Right now, as ai'm typing this, however, I'm jiggling my foot. It's playing havock with m y spelling too!11

ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh

i'm bored to fucken death

******

I'm reading five books and reading this web page cuz I got paid.

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someone

arranging the friday nite tour bus from hell...

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random sperm receptacle

being depressed by music that isn't depressing at all.

sleepy. not putting on clothes.

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Ramon

I am looking for sometihng for the school but now I wanna kow more about you and your tihnks r

someones #2

I am going against the one most important lesson my father has taught me

Annie

Sitting on my fat ass here at work, eating my lunch and looking at this stupid web page. WHY????

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a beautiful man

deciphering what url "annie" meant to type in before and coming to the conclusion that she is the ugliest thing i've ever seen on the world wide web.

Reverend Robert Bane

Pondering this that and the other as it were...

I have found this domain of odd by, as I often do, typing a word at random into netscape and seeing if the domain really exists.

On this occasion, I typed "hell". It brought me to hell, and that brought me here. I shall recomend your "apartment" to friends that think as I.

Thank you

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Scud

I found HELL.com the same way you did and I was looking through it and I saw that you were the featured member so I decided to check this out. Nice page.

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Paul Fabian

Very innovative site. I felt compelled to find out if I could become a member.

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PicoFarad

My neighbor just phoned to tell me that the Opera "The Barber Of Seville, (broadcast live from the Metropolitan Opera House) will be starting in about one hour. 12:30 Central Standard Time. It's really hard-hitting, a great opera by Rossinni" so I though I would let everyone know.

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PicoFarad

My neighbor just phoned to tell me that the Opera "The Barber Of Seville, (broadcast live from the Metropolitan Opera House) will be starting in about one hour. 12:30 Central Standard Time. It's really hard-hitting, a great opera by Rossinni" so I thought I would let everyone know.

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PicoFarad

My neighbor just phoned to tell me that the Opera "The Barber Of Seville, (broadcast live from the Metropolitan Opera House) will be starting in about one hour. 12:30 Central Standard Time. It's really hard-hitting, a great opera by Rossinni" so I thought I would let everyone know.

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blindswine

masturbating wildly and speaking in tongues...

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But the Opera is On! and it IS pretty. and it is Live Broadcast via New York!

ADDS

Eating chips, spilling pop on my keyboard.

Dmitry

calling payphones just for the hell of it,

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R.C.

At this moment I am ROFL & wondering if the 12/13/97 posting at The Stalking Post about toilet-training Mark on a trans- continental flight was REALLY posted by Mark's mother? That made my nite! I'm told that boys take longer to toilet train (which makes no sense/ since they pee standing & don't grow up reading in the bathroom as a rule) /but if you have to book a FLIGHT to get the job done/then I'm glad I don't have kids!

WaveLust Empire

sitting around.

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Wetfly

Wondering if I am the only moron still awake when he needs to sleep, but can't, or won't. Hell, that's the deal. I just WON'T go the fuck to bed. Life gets stranger by the moment. Good morning Dani...

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Dani

Been up all night aching for you baby..could NOT go the fuck to sleep..Gotta have you, SOON sweet thing...I love you my Wetfly..Have a great day...

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ct

Hi R.C.! Yes, that really was Mark's mother with the potty tale. I stop by here from time to time to see if Mark has made his bed yet.

R.C.

MARK -- MAKE YOUR BED! Your Mom is looking! She will think you have not done your laundry for months & be worried that you have nothing warm & clean to wear!

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Darlene Nguyen Ely

Thanks for visiting my online exhibit :) Merry Christmas

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Markus

Happy X-Mas to you!!

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mr. misery

merry fucking suffering bloody cocksucking piece of shit holiday!

PicoFarad

It's raining outside here at the 90o longitude and 60o latitude city called New Orleans, about 70o outside. I hope that you can tell that the small ohs are for degrees. I just found out that there is a marker downtown near the French Quarter that proclaims that exact location.

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R.C.

...being jealous that PicoFarad gets to spend Xmas in New Orleans. Have fun!

kelsey

getting really iritated with dani and wetfly. go get a room, will ya? pico farad is cool, though. at least he's not picking up chicks on the internet. creepy!

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Sorabji

listening to "Let It Be" and eating chips and spanking Kelsey for her indiscretion.

http://sorabji.com

Wetfly

Absolutely crushed that I am not thought of as "cool". But, feeling much better knowing that I AM thought of as "Creepy" AND wondering why it is people find it oh so necessary to judge the actions of others. Oh, and icidentally, we are getting a fucking room.

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R.C.

I am looking thru all the sites I have bookmarked & wondering what that says about me... And hoping those who care to observe it have a Merry little Xmas.

Da Mastah Of Disasta

I am licking my ass, while rubbing myself up against an iron pole. You would think it is easy to flip yourself while standing on one ball, but it is not!

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Da Killa o Kingdom Kong

I aM gOiNg tO h@cK YoUr dumbass SiT3 s0 w4tcH owt.

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R.C.

I just put this up to get rid of the prevoius posting. I cant figure out why anyone would threaten to hack into a personal site... Do you drown kittens you? Yeah Slapmah -- Im calling you out! YOUVE GOT THE REST OF YOUR LIFE TO BE AN ASSHOLE -- TAKE TODAY OFF!

(*sigh* See what happens when you wake up too early damn early...)

violet love-rossdale

i am doing nothing as usual. i am aimlessly wandering through life i LOVE payphones! my phone number spells glue-a-15

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Paul

My boss sent me home to work today. So, I'm here at home. Looks like I'm working hard.

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Dani

Hmmm...Whats wrong Kelsey? Your life that pathetic and mundane that you find it neccessary to read and make ignorant comments on other peoples thoughts? Look at it this way dear, Wetfly and I could care less if you dropped the fuck dead so dont bother to waste precious ignorant comments on people who dont know you and now, dont like you either..Oh, and by the way, Wetfly and I also see that your as stupid as you are ignorant....we are together in real life and the use of this page is yet another way that we express our love for each other...Its called LOVE....you should try it some time...May the new year bring you joy, happiness, and love....sounds like you could use it.

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mr. sleazy

picking up chicks on the internet....errr..nice keyboard you have!

AVERTIGO

Answering the what are you doing question.

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AVERTIGO

Answering the what are you doing question.

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Dani

Dani picking up Wetfly on the internet: Uh, hey baby? May I sit on your hard drive?

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Wetfly

Just absolutely loving my Dani...all the time, in every way. Oh what a fucking woman!

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R.C.

Sure baby -- as long as you wear a surge protector!

H4cK3nSt3|n

Wh4TcH4 g0nN@ dO wH4tCh4 gOnNa d0 wH3n d4 h4cK4 c0m3s f0 u

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Dani

SURGE PROTECTOR!!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha!!! good one!

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Jim

Listening to Morgana King sing the blues on a bad pair of speakers and trying to keep the cat from sitting in front of my face.

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more clueless than relentless....

nelly

I'm admiring that chester drawers congratulations on yr decorating taste better than i expected

Lori

not too fuckin much

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Paul

Well, I finished most of my work. Now I'm at my girlfriend's house. Still not doing a lot.

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Won't Take Cookies from Strangers

... Wondering why damn near every site I visit now sends out cookies (even Glassdog!) & being grateful that Sorabji does not. (But Maestro -- when are you gonna give us a new frontpage posting?)

Holden

I just had this crazy weekend.

R.C.

The Bedcam photo loooks like it's snowing in Mark's room! Your mom will love that!

Pleasant dreams...

T Mcwee

Just loosing my cool, man. Getting ready to just SLAM into that wall BAM! like a circus monkey riding a tricycle whose breaks have been tampered with by diabolical-- or at least malicious-- forces. Also, I am a little hungry, and my throat is somewhat dry.

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kelsey

still thinking that people who feel the need to express their love over the internet are somewhat pathetic, especially after reading kimberly and wetfly's witty comebacks. ouch! i'm in pain! i don't know what love is! somebody help me! yawn.

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Wetfly

This world just seems to be full of conflict. Expression has a way of bringing it out I guess. I just wonder if you think I am (somewhat) pathetic personally, or what. Oh, I see, the internet is for BUSINESS, not expression. Okay I understand the rules, so now I can play. ATTENTION: Dani and I are selling two, yes TWO used condoms. Would anyone be interested? We will sell them cheap.

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sergey

I am a postgraduated student from russia

sergj@ pub.ban.pu.ru

sergey

I am a postgraduated student from russia

sergj@ pub.ban.pu.ru

Ade

Its my last day at work before christmas, and I'm sitting in the office. Its so tedious because I'm usually off working around the country. Someone e-mail me!!!

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Dani

THAT was the best you could do Kelsey? And to think that Wetfly and I wasted our words for a lame ass response like that...next time you yawn, open wide, you may get lucky...but I doubt it..

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Dani

Oh, and Wetfly my love...I LOVE you, I LOVE you, I LOVE you...Gotta love that Freedom of Speech Ammendment...its a wonderful thing...if only our used condoms could talk...Mmmmmmm

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Dreamgirl

*Big yawn* *stretch* Good morning, Mark. :) So which will it be -- cappuccino or espresso? Croissants or corn flakes? (He has such adorable bed hair in the morning!)

(Pathetic) Wetfly

I love you too my Dani... thinking of you now, as always.

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Tom

Thinking about calling Mark Thomas. But I'm also nursing a hangover.

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eee

R.C.

I'm eating Xmas cookies which came in the mail today (thanks Aunt Pearl!) & wondering what it feels like to be "an American".... becuz I've never felt like one.

Michael

Thinking about the time when I spread her legs and found a warm brewing cup of cherry flavored sparks.

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tard

rubbing the back of my neck, which aches. several other spots ache too. i need to be rubbed the right way.

Th3 p3rSoN \/\/hO h4t3s tard

Tard u r a fucking RETARD. Do you screw your mother every day? i bet u do. so just SHOVE THE FUCK OFF. I know your number, adress, and ip. If i ever see you gain your gonna get a fucking SYLO of virii up your ass.

maga

dreaming of white Christmas

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A

Dreaming of the death of christmas and most other major holidays. Or just a lot of money and sexual pleasure.

L
E

R.C.

WISHING MARK & ALL THE NUTZ at SORABJI A VERY MERRY XMAS!

tarder

a person expresses a desire for a nice backrub, another person who is creative in their use of characters expresses desires to do mean and painful things to them. this has a certain effect, not necessarily offensive, but perhaps sometimes all this expression of desires is tiresome. We could confine ourselves to remarks on the weather, or describe what we are doing, as suggested.

sleepy

Trying to wake up. It is raining.

Dianna!

this is the end.

commissioner

this is the end, my only friend, the end....

the end of laughter and soft lies, the ends of nights we tried to die

this is the end...

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Brian

I'm not looking foreward to the drive. Christmas with my parents used to be such a special thing, but now it's not. I keep thinking that I have more important things to be doing. What's more important than being with your family durring the holidays? I don't know...

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PicoFarad

I just got Dianna out of here and had a delicious . . . I Mean De li cious! meal at Frankie's. Crawfish cakes, turtle soup (little bit o sherry), topped off with flourless custard-type chocolate cake with amaretto whipped cream! I am in flavor world heaven! Hungry yet?

Jerkoffsky

Not much just hanging out, if you know what I mean.

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Eric

What am I doing? Well, it's christmas eve, and I'am looking for a job. A real job. A job that I might enjoy. A job that will pay me enough money to actually live. I know that job is just around the corner....I can feel it.....Oh! There it is! It's right next to the fountain of youth....Now, if I could just find that darn fountain of youth..........

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jerkofsky

Waiting and still hanging. I need a lovely large breasted, fun, awsome, round butted female around 25 to cum blow my horn; and I am not a bad catch, as long as you are a good fisher. Any takers. O, did I mention, I little on the trashy side (its because I like dirty talk, can you tell??).

ryan&thebank

R.C.

C'mon Jerkovsky ! -- This is The Place of General Happiness (& Esoteric Musical Selections) -- not some Trolling-for Trollops-chatroom. It's Xmas Eve -- if you don't have a woman of yr own by now/ Chill & start fresh on New Years Eve! And leave yr trash outside for the Clean-Up Woman.

Jeffrey Scott Holland

I am sipping Ameretto from a Kiss shot glass, listening to Kronos Quartet, and nibbling on Pocky. Instead of doing important last minute Christmas shopping, I went to the Japanese Grocery and bought $55.75 worth of assorted Japanese candy. Oh, the guilt.

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newandimproved jerkoffsky

Cant help it. Penis is growing beyond my conrtol....trying to stop it, but it has taken over my mind. Must have girls, more girls....so' so' sorry, ca' ca' ca' cant stop. ok, ok just joking Merry X-mas, but remember, New Years Eve is right around the corner.

ryan@bank

Dani

Crying...

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Mark Thomas

Hey, guys (and girls ) can you stop submitting things for a while? I'm changing this so that curse words will be blanked out, but if anyone submits a message it willl be ruined, thanks, Mark

I think you know my e-mail :)
www.sorabji.com

sorabji

Oh Jeez.. The irony is, I was just setting it up so that only I could post as me..

Get a grip, whoever you are at denp1-11.iglobal.net, before I report you to your mommy.

Dorothy Kilgallen

Will the real sorabji please stand up?

Ratbag

The receipts section of your site has got to be one of the most dynamic pages I have ever seen. I will recommend it to all my friends who are looking for something exciting on the Web.

R.C.

Listening to Mark's Xmas Eve RealAudio & trying to decide what to wear to to a beach party later... It's threatening to rain. Maybe I'll go in my red swimsuit. I can't believe how quiet it is today... guess none of the neighborhood kids got bikes or drum sets this year. It's windy & there was absolutely no one out -- not even in their -- when I went for a walk earlier. I don't even want to put on any music/I don't want to break the spell. It feels like the entire planet is obverving a very long moment of silence... When it's quiet like this/I almost believe there really could be Peace on Earth...

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jhon

12/25/97, 10:03 AM R.C. wrote:

Listening to Mark's Xmas Eve RealAudio & trying to decide what to wear to to a beach party later... It's threatening to rain. Maybe I'll go in my red swimsuit. I can't believe how quiet it is today... guess none of the neighborhood kids got bikes or drum sets this year. It's windy & there was absolutely no one out -- not even in their -- when I went for a walk earlier. I don't even want to put on any music/I don't want to break the spell. It feels like the entire planet is obverving a very long moment of silence... When it's quiet like this/I almost believe there really could be Peace on Earth...

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See earlier entries

What are you doing?

Your name:

E-mail:

Home Page URL:

Name of Your Home Page:

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R.C.

So john, yr mom's a whore? How much does she charge? Becuz Jerkovsky was here last nite/ looking for someone just like her. She can reach him at the e-mail address below.

rtn@bank

PF

Enjoying the new look of Marks "Place of General Happiness" Page! Happy Happy Holidaze Folks. Haven't read yet the text but it sure has a boss look to it! My cat Friendly is wigging out over a wind sock that is hanging from the ceiling . . the tinsel trailers are about 5ive feet long and multi-colored.. . I smell good foods cooking from the apartment below. Hope everyone is having general happinesses. . .

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Mary

Merry Christmas, Mark and everyone! Am cooking a ham, brownies, and all that stuff. Listening to Mozart's Requiem, which somehow seems to liven my mind (which could infer any number of things). Just enjoying a quiet day.

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Mary

Merry Christmas, Mark and everyone! Am cooking a ham, brownies, and all that stuff. Listening to Mozart's Requiem, which somehow seems to liven my mind (which could infer any number of things). Just enjoying a quiet day.

Katie

Happy Consumer Day!

Right now, I am waiting to put the potatos on the stove for boiling---I am going to make mashed potatos, with cheese. The turkey is in the oven, filled with appple-sausage stuffing, the cranberry sauce is in the fridge, the giblets are there too (waiting to be made into gravy), along side the defrosted frozen green beans (to be made into vinegar-bacon beans). When we opened our presents today, my step-mother in law had sent me a hand held mixer---two weeks ago, unbeknownst to me-- and my mixer died LAST NIGHT, purely by coincidence!

Funny, I love to cook this stuff, but I refuse to have a tree.

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Jeffrey Scott Holland

being troubled by unsettling premonitions

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observer

reading the latest mission and recognizing the Jaynes book as one I read years ago and thought important at the time and wondering whether the frequency of stuff that I recognize showing up here is remarkable in any way. feels like it. feels uncanny. probably not an unusual feeling for a reader here, tho?

Chris Amos

I'm thinking about my website, the OSU Tubas homepage. Gosh, that's a neat site.

http://come.to/osutubas

R.C.

Listening to the rain/thinking about a gathering I went to earlier (& drove there & back without gettin' lost!)/debating whether or not to open my last bottle of champagne or save it for New Year's Eve/which I will probably also spend alone. One should not drink champagne alone...

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Jade

What am I doing ?

I am sitting here reading this great site and recoving from Christmas so much effort goes into this one day of the year it is quit amazing! I am very tired just finishing the last of the mango daqories and Champange from the feast. Well just wishing everyone a happy and safe New Year keep partying .....

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R.C.

At present/I am washing a load of laundry/cooking brunch/listening to Bach/surfing thru Sorabji.com/& trying to think up an excuse to get out of a dinner party invitation I accepted for this evening -- all at the same time. Ain't technology grand?

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Steve B

Greetings Earthlings, and Happy Holidays, Just got thru seeing Titan,{what a great movie], got home with my 12 year old gone to live with mom now,life is boring and quiet.Very Weird

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Steve B

I see a typo, in my previous statement,it should have been titanic not titan,SORRY....

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R.C.

(See pager messages at left)

Dare I ask/what is a Squirting Chick?

Maggie

Eating the last half of a maple sugar Santa Claus, amazed that anyone would remember I liked them, as I'd almost forgotten myself. And listening to Django Reinhardt and Stephane Grappelli.

R.C.

Listening to Vinx (damn, that brother can sing!)/drinking Mimosas/& generally driving the neighbors crazy with my total disrespect for time & volume. But hey -- it IS Saturday nite!

Green Witch Mean Time

Not yet, it isn't

Pee

Reading your attempt at a coherent discourse....

maggie

playing hymns on the penny whistle.

Wetfly

Filled with sadness...the first holiday in memory that has done this to me. Ya know, when you let them out, the tears don't hurt. It is only when you keep them in that they sting.

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Dreamgirl

What's wrong Wetfly? Didn't you see Dani over Xmas?

R.C.

Wondering if it's ever going to STOP FRIGGIN' RAINING HERE! (After the 3rd day of rain/my brain totally short-circuits & I can't think straight.) And thanking Mark for putting up the Navigation menu. Thanks Maestro!

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nelly

Listening to a CD of Village Music of Bulgaria, which I'm happy to discover contains what was on a Nonesuch Explorer LP I had bought many years ago, of music from the Pirin region. This music has an effect on me, like drinking strong whisky straight out of the bottle.

Here in this New Orleans apartment with a couple of altars in it and the smell of tea olive. Back to New York tomorrow and trepidation before the fragmented life there but there are always the tuna sandwiches at Eisenberg's and Phil the Hawaiian to make them right. Best regards--the Index Dept.

spy

wondering what to do.

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R.C.

Making tea & arguing with the stray cat who keeps showing up at my window/begging for a meal. (How did he know I'm a sucker for big brown eyes?)

vas deferens

there is a collection of live squirrels in my pants. DON'T FLINCH THE ALBATROSS

looking at this stupid page

kh

wondering why I am so fascinated with this website about payphones

melissa

listenin to fleetwood mac, admiring mark, being weird, taking tylenol for my headache and taking life in.

http://members.tripod.com/~irisgrrl/

Leslie

Hiding in my parents' house in a dark room trying desperately to hold on to what's left of my sanity until vacation is over and I go back to college.

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R.C.

ROFL because I just found The Punchline Server! (This place gets more acutely insane every day!) But is there a glitch? There were no scrollbars on the right side/so I cdn't move down & see the rest of the text.

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Dani

Spent the night with Wetfly in NYC last night...no more tears baby..Its all better now..

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R.C.

Watching 2001 on TNT & resisting the urge to go clean up the kitchen...

C.S.

I'm checking out the cool stuff on What's Cool? by Yahoo!!!

Lee

wondering what it is about sundays.

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Alydia

Wondering how come, the bedcam is suppost to be updated every 5 minutes or so, but has had the same photo up for about and hour, its 7 am and it still says 12:33 am!

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Rachel

I am sitting here wondering why you have a background color that is reminiscent of dog crap.

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Farad

Enjoying the first 'activity' day in between the two chunks of holidays. The past week was low-key and relaxing. Today someone said that "the dangerous one is coming up". . .New Years. "Might go in and out of the French Quarter but you won't find me there at midnight" That's what he said. Yep. A friend was visiting from N.Y. and during our visit somehow my bookmarks disappeared. . . trying to figure out if there is a possible way to re-find them. Maybe in the history section of this here Netscape. . Hope everyone is grooving at least in a low key type of way.

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BOB inet

Sitting in front of my PC and just want to know what is a "pay phone"???

There is only one number nearby my home (Montr�al, Canada).

Thanks for informations!

(Excuse my english)

BOB inet

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BOB inet

Listening "All you need is love" on the radio...

Je n'ai vu aucun message en fran�ais!

Quelqu'un veut parler fran�ais??

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looking for the one Britt in Chicago that seems lost and out of place.send him to Oregon!!!

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~MYTY~

I AM FRYING ON ACID!!! HAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHH AHAHAAHA HAAHAHAHAHHHAH AHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAH AAHAHAHA HAHAHAHHAAHA HAAAAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAAHAH AHAHAH AHAHAHAH AHAHAHA OH HOHO HO FUCK!! HAHAHAHA HAHHAAH AHAHAHA MAN FUCKING SHUT UP I CAN'T BREATHE! HAHAHAH HAHAAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAH AHAHAH AHAHAAHHA MUSTARD THATS FUCKIN FUNNY HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAAHAHAHH AAHAHAHA HAHAHAHHAHAH AHAHAHHAHAAH AHAHAH AHAHAH

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~MYTY~

OHHHH MAN HAHAHAHA HHAHAAHAHAH AHAAH WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THIS? HAHHAHHA HAHHAHH AAHAHAH AHAHAHAH AHAAH HAHAA HHAA DOSES ARE RED AND SO ARE MY EYES FUCK COCAINE EAT SOME FRY! HAHAHAHA HAHHAHHH HHAHAHAH AHAH WOOOOOO HOOOOOO HAHAHAH AHHAHAHAHA ELDERBERRY PIE! OH SHHHHIT HAHAHAHA AHHAHAHAHAAA HAHAHAHAH AAHAHAHAHA AHAHHAAHHAA HHAAHHAHAAHA HAHAHAHAHA AHAHHAHAA HHAAHAHAMAN FUCK I CXAN'T BREATHE HAHHAHAAHA HAHAHAHAH AHAHA AHAHAHAA HAHAHAAHAHAAHA

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Yvette

Hello !!!

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Yvette

I'm sitting at my desk at work, bored to death!!!

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Brian

Thinking, WOW. I've met someone, and I know I say this every time, but this one is special. Almost so special I don't want to think about it too much. I always think too much. WOW, I feel strange, not the excited strange that I usually feel, but more comfortable strange. It's like I have this feeling that things are going to be different, and I don't feel pressure. I'm scared to think about how i'm feeling, I want to enjoy the pureness of this new relationship without messing it up with hopes and dreams. Isn't that what causes all the pressure, the hopes and dreams, wants and needs. I feel like I want no expectations, but....

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R.C.

(See previous posting)

I SAY WE ALL E-MAIL BRIAN & WISH HIM LUCK! HAPPY NEW YEAR, DUDE!

Hey How's it going? Happy New Year! OK I'm a little early Hope 98 is good to you!

Jason

Eating high-end cheddar cheese and drinking beer to quell heartburn. Happy New Year!

Wetfly

Still recovering from New York City...is it possible to live a lifetime in less than twenty-four hours? I think yes. Dani proving once again that she is the woman of my lifetime.

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Dreamgirl

I'm just putting this up to get rid of Wetfly's drivel. If Dani's so great, marry her & shut up already! And I'm wishing I lived someplace warm & sunny. And dreading having to go outside today.

i dont know what to do about my wedding. parents, fiancee, mexico, brazil, depuy, what to do?

R.C.

To Unidentified Person:

When in doubt, a glass of champagne always helps.

Dani

Real nice Dreamgirl..what is it with you people? Have you never heard of the word communication? who cares how the hell its done..as long as 2 people communicate, thats all that matters...whatever gets you off I guess...better you be so bitter than me, for sure...Here, I'll give you something to have a field day with...Wetfly and I are both married to other people...theres something for you to REALLY bitch about...have a ball...thinking of you and loving my Wetfly..as always....

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kelsey

obviously it is you two who do not know the meaning of the word love if you are being unfaithful to the person you chose to marry. i weep for you both. hope it's worth it. you are both living a lie.

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hmmmmm

I'm drying. I am not huffing or scolding or wagging my finger. I'm thinking, of course, message boards like this are made for setting up assignations, etc. But is it really untraceable? (Assuming you clear your cache regularly). There's no telling what else secret activities may be taking place in code right here under our eyes. Espionage? Drug Deals? The Love that Dare Not Speak Its Name (if such a thing exists these days)?

Brian

I had to get a temporary badge today. Walking around all day with a big red temporary on my shirt pocket gives me a strange feeling. I think tomorrow I will remember my real badge. I'm tired of talking on the phone, maybe someday I can have a job where I don't have a phone on my desk. There are new people sitting around me, they ask me lots of questions. At first it was nice, but now I just want them to do their jobs and leave me alone. I hate being alone in a room, but I enjoy spending time by my self, I want the option of reaching out and interacting. I need to drink more water. I start school soon, I'm thinking a lot about that. Following a dream is not as hard as I thought it would be. It's just that first step that's so hard to take.....

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Wetfly

Oh Dani, you are just so perfect...Well to those of you who don't approve:

I guess I am going to hell, living lies, practicing adultery, hmmm what other sins of man have I committed? As a famous man once said (and no I am not a christian...) "...let he who is witout sin cast the first stone.."

Oh, and keeping in the spirit...hope you all have a pleasant and safe holiday...uh, don't commit any sins now...ya hear?

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ON BEHALF OF EVERYONE AT SORABJI

ENOUGH ALREADY, DAMMIT! Get your own goddamn page and you can talk about Dani ad auseum there!

Dani

Glad to see that Kelsey liked that..had a feeling you would..hope it made your day dear..

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Dani

Ya know its quite funny..Wetfly and I started out just leaving our thoughts of one another on this page...I personally thought that it was kinda nice knowing that there was a place to leave my feelings and how I was feeling at certain times..after all, it IS called "What are you doing"...and if I am having a thought about my love for Wetfly, then that means I am doing something...thinking..it was nice when we first started leaving each other messages here...there was no foul language or perverted words..just our inner most thoughts..that all changed recently when he and I are finding it necessary to defend ourselves to total strangers...like I once said..so much for freedom of speech..to the people at Sorabji : I'm truly sorry if we have offended you with our thoughts of love...that was never our intention...to the ignorant, mean, cruel and heartless individuals who have nothing better to do with their sorry excuse for lives, go get a nice long meaningful screw and beleive me, you will feel sooooooo much better...sweet dreams..

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oink

contemplating being homeless in jersey city... a truly miserable demise for such lofty swine... i need a beer and a job.

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Felicia

Im freezing here in Canada trying to decide where to go for New Years!

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(Pathetic Driveling) Wetfly

I am thinking:

Dani, I couldn't have said it any better love. Perhaps WE should do those at SORABJI a favor and allow them to have their, uh, page back. Hell, even the wannabe Hacker caught less shit than we have, and he threatened people. I must confess, I don't quite understand this world we live in sometimes, or the people in it.

Oh, and I am EATING Haagen-Dazs Vanilla ice cream and watching the sleet fall outside the window...

(I am trying sooooooo hard to fit in here...)

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Maggie

Thinking how hilariously proper it is that Dani's last entry keeps crashing my browser. Yes, kiddies, it's ever so sweet and poignant and real, isn't it? ...

Frank

Sitting here, staring mindlessly into an illuminated screen, wondering how the heck I got here, and wondering why the heck I even bothered getting out of bed this morning when all I had to look forward to was sitting here, staring mindlessly into an illuminated screen...

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nelly

Resting from my labors and havin' a beer. This spot and a few others have just about replaced TV in my life.

Incisor

Brushing my teeth with a stash of ancient small Crest tubes of bubble-gum flavored and spar'k'l'ing blue gel.

spy

sitting in VA

waiting for tomorrow and everyone to arrive

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24X Max

Sitting here looking for something fun to look at!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Any Questions????

none

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No. Why don't you try the Face Server? Or the Bed Cam (although right now, i don't know how much fun you can derive from red shoelaces)

R.C.

Eating the best sandwich I've ever tasted! (prosciutto, mozarella, tomatoes, fresh basil & olive oil on a french baguette), enjoying the Gulf breeze blowing in through my window & being really thankful the cold, rainy weather has passed -- just in time for a beautiful, balmy New Year's Eve! Wishing Everyone -- esp. our host, M.T. -- a Safe & Happy New Year!

Brian

I'm sitting here listening to people working around me. I'm thinking of all the packing I have to do tomorrow before the big move. I can't wait to have a dish washer! Ahh well, here is another call. She wanted to make sure her claim would only be sent once. I think I'm tired of this job....

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PutschUp

Waiting for Playpin to write to us all.

country97

Watching the snow fall outside, as I stay in keeping warm all by my self. What a lonely New Year it is going to be.

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Thespia

He called, and I expressed doubt and then *poof* my New Year's Eve will be spent alone - and he'll be angry - not at me but at what I did. Not spending New Year's Eve with your boyfriend. Because I guess that's what he is. Yeah. Its amazing how much I just don't care sometimes. Sorry.

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Jero

Getting ready to leave work, need to buy some shoe laces.....what a fun new years eve i have planned!

Brian

Watching the clock, doing my nails. There arn't any calls right now for me to answer, it's for the best. I've taken calls from lots of people today, but not the one person I want to talk to. They will remember to call, won't they......

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Dani

Going out tonight without my Wetfly and hating it..Happy New Year my love...

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Pico

I was watching TVLand just now. When a Retromercial for Prestone antifreeze came on with Jack Palance in front of his old and 'jewel' looking black car (forgot it's name). . I reached (mentally) for the 'rat' to right-click and save the image. Media conflict, must be. My little sister had called and asked me to watch the last part of Northern Exposure, a show I have never seen until 15 minutes of it tonight, , , ,? ? ??

Paul

Getting ready to watch The Empire Strikes Back on my future father-in-law's big screen TV in surround sound. The first one kicked ass. I hope this one does, too.

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Richie

Jackin off

sorabji

Richie's intellectual musing forces me to reflect upon the time, when I was a teenager, my friend Richard told me about the time his dad said "Son, as you get older, you'll find that groups of guys wanna get together and masturbate... Don't do that."

And after all these years I'm forced to ask Richard's dad: "Where the hell did you grow up, man??"

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R.C.

He probably grew up in Stepford, Sorabji. The Stepford KIDS are the ones they shd've made a movie about!

R.C.

I'm listening to Mark's last RealAudio of 1997/& remembering the 2 occasions I did Times Sq. on New Year's Eve (at age 17 & 19). For one thing/ back then/the L.I.R.R. used to be free on New Year's Eve. So if you were young & carless & from Long Island/ what better place to go than Times Sq.? Did my first hit of mescaline on New Year's Eve in Times Sq. & had a blast! The main difference was strictly the weather -- for some reason/winters in NY were warmer & less windy back in the '70's -- even when it snowed. You could stand outside & wait for the ball to drop without freezing your ass off. Plus there were hookers & lunatics & all sorts of really interesting characters out in Times Sq. back then/ before they Disney- fied it.

HAPPY NEW YEAR MARK! Thanks for the great sandbox!

R.C.

I had CNN on in the background... I just heard that Michael Kennedy died in a skiing accident in Colorado. He was only 39... My God, what is it with that family?

Whatever you want it to be

come on! there has to be some other lonely fuck out there who wants to commiserate! do that thang!

how long is a swatch minute? why do they flash "two seconds" on the screen when they show two people in bed together? that sucks! i guess anticipation is better than the real thing, baby! where are my U2 cds...

godiva

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rushing through a bottle of wine not sure if anyone will see this. mappy new year to anyone who does

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I"M WATCHING YOU ALL & HAVE A "HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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