tob

Yesterday: a drunk Norwegian on the plane from Copenhagen to Bangkok was sufficiently wasted to get up and attempt to open the emergency exit door. Homesick maybe, he wanted to get out and hail a cab home at 26,000 feet altitude.

He met resistance from his fellow passengers, and got violent.

Eventually, a muscular Swede banged his head in the ceiling, and he was rendered unconscious. He woke up a happy man, though no doubt with a massive headache, as he learned no charges were to be pressed.

As long as there is self-righteousness, there is hope.

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sm

ey,sucker i,m not a pider

phone.com

sorabji

My hands are freezing. I'm looking out the window at the Sheraton Hotel across the way. I can only see the letters "heraton." At night you can see that the bottom of the "t" light is busted, making it look like a crucifix. I think I am thinking of going around town looking for busted signs and lights and calling the owners of those lights to inform them that their business or trademark is being poorly represented by all those out-of-order lights. Then I would extract payment for my services.

http://sorabji.com

Dan

looking out at the stars as the clouds pass overhead,listening to the sounds of the waves wash ashore along the beach. waitng for the moon to hand over its candle to the sun. just siting back here enjoying the florida sunshine.come on down!

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daniel seidman

Sitting at work at this time of night, thinking the thoughts that you guys are passing through my head, getting down about circumstances that are out of my control, what better than to have pop in than an idea that things aren't so bad, just me.

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stuart

Trying to find out what this thing does!

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Christopher

Looking out of my window at the San Francisco Waterfront. I called the payphone at Alcatraz and some rude tourist bitch wouldn't give me the time of day. Literally. I have a cold and am going to put some echinacea in some hot water. It's very nasty.

kismet

feeling sad for joe, curious about ms, laughing with slacker wondering about daniel, and hoping christopher feels better. oh well

Evan Hoffman

Wondering how dank found this site... quite a place, I say.

[email protected]
http://www.dartmouth.edu/~evan

Evro

Oops. I made a peepee.

XenaKaBoom

Thinking about you while wearing cozy clothes. Perhaps a cup of hot cocoa would be tasty?

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blindswine

considering blowing off this job-search and turning to a life of crime. i wonder if they're hiring this week...

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R.C.

ACCOMPLICE WANTED:

Tall, smart, well-built male with a penchant for risk-taking wanted for immediate hire to assist in planning & execution of several small-but-lucrative jewel heists. Must be sharp, athletic & articulate. Ownership of a tux & current passport required. Previous experience helpful, but will train right candidate.

Reply to e-mail address below.

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Christopher

Listening to NPR waiting for my *special* baked potatos to finish. Just found my pictures from a trip to Toronto 5 years ago. I saw my first ball game there (Toronto Bluejays VS. uh..er..)at the Skydome. Got in for free for being lame enough to never have seen a ballgame before the age of 27. Cool town..expensive beer.I will twist a fattie in honor of Slacker. He's Canadian, eh?

Aumumn

Canada truly is beautiful. I have relatives who have a cabin up in the mountains. I sit there watching the mountains out of my bedroom window while I write poems and listen to some good music. Nothing can compare.

Dreamgirl

I'm eating like a gavonne tonite! (PMS sucks. But at least you have a reason to get Ben-n-Jerry's once a month.) And wondering what color Mark's sheets are. (On the Bedcam they look like red satin! If that's his bed & not his sofa...) And wondering how come we never see his piano in the Bedcam shots.

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dreamboy

wondering if I sent dreamgirl email, if she would yell at me because she is pmsing

slacker

i can drive real fast man. right now i am cooking a chicken.

Docklefar

Listening to The Clancy Brothers, making sure the roof is holding up, wondering if tomorrow will show me more of what today was lacking...

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http://www.spew.com/

lala

..the lark in the morning, she rises from her nest and goes up in the air with the dew on her breast...

Hojoy

Just hangin around with nothing to do wondering how I can get some numbers for this page in Ontario?

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N/A

PicoFarad

Listening to Radio News show "All Things Considered" and hearing about the latest computer developments. Wondering what "MLK" might lead to!

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paul

yawning - watching the australian open

ignoring capitalisation

kelsey

being home for the first day in three weeks. pretty stoked on it, too. my keyboard is so much cooler than my mom and dad's.

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golden boy

there are a few times that you can stare at the sky and watch it dissolve it the most beautiful way....you notice that the clouds merge into the heavens and the stars peeking through with their little shimmers of hope drowned into the darkness...you then close your eyes and listen to the warm trumpet of The The's "save me"....indeed

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maggie

wondering at wishing at your reconsidering paragraphs one through three ...

maggie

wondering at wishing at your reconsidering paragrphs one through three ...

wishing i could type when it really mattered :).

R.C.

I am wondering why any e-mail address you link to from this page comes up with %20 in front of it/ which will make the e-mail undeliverable if you forget to delete it. Whazzup with that, Sorabji?

N

R.C., your results were not repeated in my xperiment. email did fine with the addresses. Prepare to be scoffed at.

You must have some weird browser or something. Still using Mosaic, maybe?

I just ate a box of raisins and called it dinner. This is bad. This is addiction. I'm leaving. Bye.

R.C.

Thanks N. So NOW I am wondering what the hell is wrong with MY browser! (Well, AOL4.0 will be out soon...)

Eiggam

Maggie my dear do you believe in redundency?

Athena

Hey R.C. be like dream girl and go eat some ice cream it will get your mind off it. You asked what I did with my brother? nothing...um...really...honest. He's just fine. he told me he liked the attic...

slacker

forgot my doobage in my car.gotta go.

R.C.

I am thinking about a news report I saw earlier about major doobage tonnage moving thru Canada at present. I am wondering if the "elusive supplier the authorities have been unable to locate" is anyone we know. I'm worrying about His Slackness... Maybe he needs to take a vacation/get outta the frozen north for a few weeks.

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pelle

Slacking, what else? also dreaming about the summer and my Harley FLH '83

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XenakaBoom

Pondering the likes of Our Net Legend (Mark), and the true identity of Slacker. Weren't both of you in the Clerks trilogy?

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XenakaBoom

Pondering the likes of Our Net Legend (Mark), and the true identity of Slacker. Weren't both of you in the Clerks trilogy?

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http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Cafe/8451

maggie

Thinking "Dear Eiggam: No I don't believe in redundancy, but apparently my browser does. Or at least it doesn't believe me when I hit 'Stop'." There seems to be a rash of this.

Eiggam

I tell you computers have a mind of there own these days, Maggie, you got to watch out! With my luck this message shall repeat like 40 times and YOU can tease me next time!

Angsto the Clown

You are a strange son of a bitch. Welcome to the club.

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slacker

i'm telling everyone to eat my shorts because it's juvenile and i get off on real immature crap perpetrated by me!

dumdumboy (pelle)

Sitting, (of course) trying to accomodate the little fuzzballs running across my screen... Is 'puting hazardous to your eyesight? Thought about submitting a poem, but I didn't have one in english and I'm to fed up with the world today to translate, your loss...

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http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Lobby/9809

Cliffyb

Freezing my ass off in the tundra as something eats away at my left foot.

Boy, I miss my girlfriend.

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http://home.earthlink.net/~cliffyb/

reginac

i should be asleep but instead, i am destroying my mind with useless information attained on the web. what a great life

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http://people.clemson.edu/~reginac

Mandie

nothing much

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http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Boardwalk/2524/

Man

Nothing

Ma

No

slacker

hey[Man] do something. doing nothing is my gig.

maga

waiting for my breakfast

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R.C.

Saying goodnite to Mark. Good' nite Mark. And to Slacker -- who obviously doesnt' love me enuf to give me his e-mail address. :( Nite Slack.

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tonguey

Taking out tiny little ads in newspapers all over the country from my TINY, ONE-ROOM APARTMENT. Waiting for the money to roll in. I love my life. ha ha haha ha haha Next, I'm going to take off my trousers and put on some Bruckner. Mmmmmmm

tonguey

Taking out tiny little ads in newspapers all over the country from my TINY, ONE-BEDROOM APARTMENT. Waiting for the money to roll in. I love my life. ha ha haha ha haha Next, I'm going to take off my trousers and put on some Bruckner. Mmmmmmm

Marcio

Building my homepage. Scratching. Looking at the watch. Thinking about how I'm going to get out of here.

[email protected]
www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Lounge/3625/

Marcio

Building my homepage. Scratching. Looking at the watch. Thinking about how I'm going to get out of here.

[email protected]
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Lounge/3625/

R.C.

Watching the rain & trying to decide what movies to go see tonite/& all day Sunday/in lieu of Da Stuipdbowl mania.

Cuteman3

Touching myself

slacker

no shit.i'm downtown using a free internet display. they shouldn't allow free access to dudes like me.who knows what i might do.

slacker

so now i'm at this other place that claims to have faster net svc.but i don't see no stinking difference.

Christopher

Its Friday, and I have done as much work as I intend on doing. From my window I see all along the San Francisco Waterfront. Today I saw two little old ladies strolling along passing a joint back and forth. Looked to be in their early 70's. Its overcast and nasty, and I can't remember a worse winter in SF, but , GOD! Sometimes I love it here!

Cthulu

[RC] Go see "Year of the Horse" Niel Young documentery,in lieu of Superbowl.

R.C.

Being pissed off becuz the $1.50 movie theater was sold out for ALL 3 flix I was trying to see! Goddamn tourists! Go the hell back to Canada & the Midwest! And 'Homicide' is pre-empted tonite -- whazzup wit that? (Sorry Cthulu -- I'm not into Jarmusch -- or Neil Young.) Now I shall be forced to fight the crowds at Blockbuster & try yet again to secure their single copy of 'When We Were Kings'. If I had a boyfriend/ NONE of this wd matter! Bah! Humbug!

slacker

too totally scribbled.

vlad

wondering if the purpose of the giant sequoia tree is to provide shade for the tiny titmouse?

Hrrrr.r.r..r

You cant talk to me.. You cant talk to me.. You cant talk to me.. You cant talk to me.. You cant talk to me.. You cant talk to me.. You cant talk to me.. You cant talk to me.. You cant talk to me.. You cant talk to me.. You cant talk to me.. You cant talk to me.. You cant talk to me.. You cant talk to me.. You cant talk to me.. You cant talk to me.. You cant talk to me.. You cant talk to me.. You cant talk to me.. You cant talk to me.. You cant talk to me.. You cant talk to me.. You cant talk to me.. You cant talk to me.. You cant talk to me.. You cant talk to me.. You cant talk to me.. You cant talk to me.. You cant talk to me.. You cant talk to me..

. . . . . . . .

. . . . . . . . .

.

yeah... ahhhh

aahhhh

ahhh

wahhhh..

. . . . . . . . . . .

you can't talk to me.

R.C.

(The previous posting was too cretinous to be left in place.) My head hurts. I am going thru some weirdness right now that I can't get a handle on. The feeling that something is changing/shifting /in preparation for something that is going to happen. Soon. But to me -- or to someone around me? I don't like this feeling when it comes. It's like walking a wire & knowing that if you miss a step in either direction/there will be Serious but unexplained Consequences. My head hurts. I am going to bed & read until I fall asleep. G'nite Mark.

PicoFarad

Trip Me OUt! My little sister just rang to let me know about a movie with ROD STEIGER And JAAMES DEAN! LookS kinescopic. It's on Sci-Fi Channel's "Retro TV" right now. Rod is acting demented as ever so's his wife. . ."I'm scared. . and hungry."

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Nathan Vack

ow. ouch

now my nose is full of hurtfuls

scary too

tank.resnet.wisc.edu

I'm playing with myself.

R.C.

I am avoiding housework/or rather postponing it/ until such time as I can muster up the motivation to clean up this place. And wondering which undies to wear today -- Solid? or Print?

Sharon

I'm trying to figure out how to get a reeaction from someone, who just shuts down emotionally, cant get them to react...Damn it

slacker

i feel like death man.got totally wasted last night.avoiding cleaning up the debris.

Worried

worrying about the fact that all I do is worry

Worried2

Worrying about how much worried is worrying. All I do is worry about worried worrying.

blindswine

i just came back to jersey city from visiting a friend in manhattan... looking at the world trade center right now and thinking that those towering monoliths look like something out of a h.p. lovecraft book... some horrible madness must occupy those upper floors, looming over new york... supernatural force or capitalistic fury? i dunno... just can't shake the feeling that some impending doom is lurking out there... i'd be partying myself into a drunken stupor under those motherfuckers right now if i hadn't chosen financial prudence over mindless debauchery... and to top it all off, the FINE jamaican sista who struck up a conversation with me in the deli ended up reminding me WAY too much of my own damn sister to consider working the mack... looks like another saturday night with the VCR... gotta buy one with curves next time...

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http://members.aol.com/blindswine

william

Mark, I sense through this writing that you actually do need a significant other (male) to give more meaning to your life. I thankfully had it for twelve years but have been alone now for over fifteen. Those same feelings you've expressed occurred to me when Gen and I broke up over 15 years ago because I would not join him in Manhattan. I went through psychiatric care for a few months then decided to leave Raleigh and return to Orlando, where my life had first begun with Gene. I now love myself (a pre-requisite) and others, but have no SO and now do not feel a need for one in my life. I am not financilly well off, but my semi-retired life at 52 is happy and enriched. I have good friends, including my ex and MCC fellow church members. If you wish to avail yourself of my experience, please feel free to e-mail me. I plan on being in DC and NYC March 20-30th with my best gay friend (who was a blind date years ago that turned into a friendship without ever having sex). He's Hispanic and lived on Staton Island until 10 years ago, so also has friend in NC. We'll stay at my co-op on the Hill a few days and then stay at my boss' co-op in the Village a few. Perhaps we could meet and share with you our experiences and coping with life if you so desire. May God give you peace of mind and heart so you too can feel the greatness of living. Your cam was not working but I hope to catch you online to place a face with such insightful and beautiful expression of thoughts.

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R.C.

Thinking about a new drink I discovered tonite -- Patron XO Cafe -- a coffee-&- tequila liqueur that puts Kahlua to shame. Who knew such divine nectar existed?

blindswine

listening to "The Last Poets" and hearing... HEARING this through my ears, my heart, my soul... through My Experience... so much media out there... but how much will indoctrate the unknowing to "My America"? like Omar Bin Hassan has said, there are millions of us out there with "Grenades in our Eyes..." i wonder if somebody is gonna pull my pin...

[email protected]
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blindswine

"Bench Warrants! Bench Warrants! Bench warrants snatch away the freedom of hands on bars-- hoping the criminal justice system won't plea-bargain away your imagination while speaking in dead tongues and handcuffed to the mercy of dollar signs and the hollow words of "Get Out Of The Car! You're Under Arrest!!" take that word INSANE and make it WARRIOR! take that word CRAZY and make it POET! take that word SUICIDAL and make it LIVE! in some kind and loving expression for those who cannot raise their heads above the shrieks and shrills of the sirens and automatic weapons... we owe no explanations. we own no apologies. ours has been a struggle of gun battles and bullets whizzing past our sensitivity and arrogance, all mixed up drugs and alcohol. climb out of your bottles. climb out of clouds and vapors. climb out of the centuries of being less than the thought you really wanted to share. grow into the journey. the sun breaking through the clouds. the simplicity and beauty of, "Good Morning" to your Smile and Touch. WE USED TO FEEL THESE THINGS. WE USED TO BE SACRED TO EACH OTHER'S THOUGHTS AND EXPRESSIONS. WE WERE TRUE ARTISTS-- NOT AFRAID OF GIVING TOO MUCH, TOO SOON, OR LOOKING FOOLISH! WE WERE THERE AT THE BEGINNING OF TRUST AND FAITH AND RESPECT. BEHIND CLOSED DOORS WE USED TO SPEAK TO EACH OTHER IN THE SOFT TONES OF THE RAINBOW SMILING THROUGH THE RIVER'S MIST COOLING THE WARMTH AND PASSION OF TIME, WAITING FOR US...

to come HOME."

-- The Last Poets: Holy Terror; "Homesick"

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Ali Halai

just out of curiosity...

are you nuts?

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Just Visitor

Everything is so far away.

so far away.

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http://www.radiks.net/visitor

AquaGrrl

My apartment is clean. Will wonders never cease?

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Visitor

: ...\ Unknown sysexits error code 65! halai: Message contains non-ASCII characters in headers [exit status 65 (data format error) of command: /opt/mail/bin/deliver]

Oh well.

Thanks for asking...

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http://www.radiks.net/visitor

Visitor

Watch band.

You were velco when I saw you. I though you were ugly in a nice way. I bought you.

I wore you.

Now you smell funny. I washed you.

You still stink.

Watch band.

Sid is not a Fucker. I want the world to know that. However, Danny is.

Explaining that women can be just as preverted as men. We just hide it better. :)

Visitor

"You women have no idea. If you did, you'd never stop slapping us. *NO* idea."

- Some Comedian Guy

Just Visitor

Any moment now, I can feel it, someone is going to post something... just a bit longer.. any moment now.

- Insomnia

[email protected]
www.radiks.net

Just Visitor

She thinks I have an "agenda". What's an agenda?

Words. Sweat.

A plan. A hope.

An agenda is nothing..

An agenda is some gross catfish at denny's.

. . . . And a whole lot of ranch dressing.

(Away! Away latenight bad poetry demons! Be gone!)

I only as what agenda he had after he told me he had one.

blindswine

christ... my head... and to think alcohol used to be a friend of mine..

SweetMaryJane

alcohol and stupid people...hmmm???...not a good combination...don't abuse the privilage...of being stupid that is...

nada
nada

SweetMaryJane

alcohol and stupid people...hmmm???...not a good combination...don't abuse the privilage...of being stupid that is...

R.C.

I am checking out Mark's Bedcam photo -- Looks like the aliens finally got him! And wishing they'd grab Clinton while they're in town.

.

trying to disappear

D. J. Carmen

Searching my memories Through thousands of miles. Finding a new place. Rebuilding a dream. Looking down. Preparing. Jump.

[email protected]
http://ares.cs.siena.edu/grin

kelsey

i am spending the day with cleo and aubrey. they are ages two and three. they fight a lot. i just finished a delicious potato chip, onion, fake canadian bacon, mustard, mayonaise and cheese sandwich on wheat bread. it was good. cleo and aubrey are watching a movie. they are sharing a blanket and look rather adorable. oh, i also put some new crap on my web page.

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chelonian

I've been asking questions of this hissing, glowing oracle for several hours. Unlike a real oracle, the answers are not oracular. Now it's asking me stuff, and I'm too old to answer honestly.

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maybe next week

slacker

changing my pants but not my shorts.

observer

realizing that in the past two months, not one but two voxers have been cruel site of the day. how sad. how very very sad.

Deeboh

i jist finichd reeding hooked on fonikz. werkz fer mee! slacker maeks my ask hert

Mike

Watching a porn video with three over weight midget lesbians. Quite awe-inspiring!!!

[email protected]

R.C.

But Mike -- are the overweight midget lesbians in the movie/or in yr living room with you? And are you sure they're midgets/& not dwarfs?

gnoll

couch

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http://www.globalserve.net/~gnoll

sitting on it

Just Visitor

I went Walmart today. There was this old man in the parking lot wearing boxer shorts on the outside, over his pants. I wanted to shout, "Hey man, you rock!", but instead I said nothing and drove home.

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Just Visitor

Bleh!

Green olives directly after brushing your teeth.

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AzhaLagoon

i stayed home fron school today...for no apperent reason...i REALLY did not feel like getting up a 4:45 in the morning...(high school can be such a drag)and i know that it is nothing like having to go to work...it is partly overcast here in Las Vegas...and it is also partly boring...i am waiting for my girlfriend to get home so atleast i can have someone to talk to... later alligaters

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AzhaLagoon

i stayed home from school today...for no apperent reason...i REALLY did not feel like getting up a 4:45 in the morning...(high school can be such a drag)and i know that it is nothing like having to go to work...it is partly overcast here in Las Vegas...and it is also partly boring...i am waiting for my girlfriend to get home so at least i can have someone to talk to... later alligaters

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Jason Mastin

Hi I am surfing the net today and I am sort of bored cuz I cannot seem to find exactly what i need to get a research paper done. I am frustrated to say the least. I am going to stop writing now. BYEEE!

[email protected]

Consumer Pawn

Being manipulated

and LOVING IT!

Visitor

...what? You want me to drink you? But I'm in the middle of a trial...

steve gunter

Man, i just ate a cordon bleau after teaching a three hour western civ class in which two kids talked and yakked so that the rest of us stopped and said, hey man do ya mind if we all have class, sheesh, but then later on i showed them my bookmarks on the web and we left rejoicing in our love for history and life and kids...

[email protected]
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R.C.

I am thanking the Lord that there are still teachers like Steve Gunter in the world. Check out his website & send him some Love!

http://members.tripod.com/~surrealist/aaa.html

betty

procrastinating from doing thesis documentation, looking at this highly amusing web site, and half listening to the tv babble about the chief's sex life.

[email protected]
http://www2.sva.edu/hereandthere/bc/

Visitor

Looking for the rest of my double stuff oreos. I think my bastard roomate is hiding them... She's pretending she is sleeping, but I bet as soon as I close my door, she'll eat them. I find the crumbs, and then I have the GOD DAMN proof I need. Hiya! Be-Otch!

Lady Indigo

I'm sitting here watching my RAMinal. Now I think I'll try to teach it some tricks.

[email protected]
www.thegrid.net/drfortini/raminals.html

Ticker Tape

Wondering if anyone know the answer to the question that I forgot

Eric

Wandering aimlessly...

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http://members.aol.com/weave/

R.C.

Saying goodnite to Mark.

Pleasant Dreams, Sorabji.

LadyJ

I'm breathing, growing, waiting, knowing, sighing, typing, thinking, griping, learning, gaining, waxing, waning, writing, composing, asking, imposing, finishing, ending, clicking, sending.

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http://www.geocities.com/Broadway/1023/

R.C.

I'd doing laundry & listening to the rain & debating whether or not to catch a movie this afternoon.

snippy

I'm at work on the 20th floor looking for an open window.

betty

i am procrastinating again. i am late fer werk. and oh ... i'd rather be sleeping.

Catherine

Looking blankly at a college essay...

R.C.

I am wondering where & how Mark is. The Bedcam hasn't changed in days...

j

wasting time at work. Getting paid to look into someones bedroom. (or just a bright green light with the title "bedcam")

nancy bell

aching for inspiration. trying to avoid pain. hoping for immortality. seeking confirmation. rehearsing the future. hiding from criticism.

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THE PREZ

Thinking that if I was Billy Boy, I would be talking on TV right now

I'M WONDERING WHAT THE HELL YOU'VE BEEN DOING LATELY? YOU NEVER WRITE.

-SONES

A

Tracing Sones and polishing off some delish mac & cheese. This tracing thing is crazy, Mark. Why is it there?

R.C.

I am reading old Tarantino scripts (which don't seem very impressive at all) online & watching dragonflies mate on The Discovery Channel.

blindswine

i'm writing new Tarantino scripts (which RC will find impressive) and hoping that no one will figure out that it's really ME who's behind this whole "Quinton" thang...

Just Visitor

Wondering if the power of judicial review is actually vested in the constitution or if it was co-opted by John Marshall.

SHOUTING OBSENITIES AT MYSELF!

bettyspice

i am procrastinating. i should be doing feces i mean thesis documentation. oh fuck.

[email protected]
www2.sva.edu/hereandthere/bc/

RYAN [GIRL]

YOUR THE FIRST PERSON I HAVE EVER FELT THE ERGE TO WRITE TO, I REALLY JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU I THINK BETTY IS AN ABSOULTLY FABOULUOS NAME AND YOU SHOULD SMILE ALOT MORE.

BETTY

John

Like a big blank wall and a cheap can of spray paint...are those my shorts?

[email protected]

Christopher

I took a walk up the stairs to Coit tower at lunch today, and ate a burrito while staring out at the waterfront. A cruise ship pulled into port last night and I'm amazed at how HUGE it is. I have a friend who works for the Port Authority and I just called her and asked if she could get me on board. She said "No Problem" and will get me onboard after work. I've never been on a cruise ship before, and I'm looking forward to it. Oh Joy...

jicotea

Detesting the new gigantic sanserif font you are using on this. My browser can't cut it down to size. Go back!

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closer and closer

CBerg

I am wondering why I find this site attractive. But I have been sitting here in North Carolina (where I had never been until three weeks ago and is nice if a little staid -- Chapel Hill -- college town) at the Music Library for nearly half an hour, just checking things out on the site. But now I'm going to pack my stuff up and go downstairs to a teeny little practice room and keep editing that Sorabji piece (and practice a little of the Godowsky Etude #19 -- beautiful piece based on Chopin Op.10No.10 and this should probably be moved now to Obscure Composers. Oh well. See ya later.

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blindswine

wondering what the hell is up with "hotmail.com" my mailbox is filled with messages from alleged "hot-little-strumpets" inviting me to "cum on in and get off to free porn 'til my nuts go numb"-- all from "hotmail.com"... and now i see from the last posting that their talents aren't just limited to pornography... their accomplished classical musicians as well? what up wid it?

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jicotea

I wasn't doing anything until I read blindswine's posting. Now I want to know What's up wid who? Classical music talk mixed with phone sex? Bring it on!

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almost there...ahhhh

A

Is that poster of a Hopper painting in the bedcam? Or do I need to brush up on my art history?

Going to read and read and read until my mind cannot function.

Today was incredible. The craziness, the busy, bustling life. Running around, seeing friends again, trying to absorb everything.

old fezziwig

i ain't jesus, but i know a guy at long john silver's, and he ain't jesus either.

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R.C.

I am listening to Mark play the Mussorgsky excerpts (finally -- something I recognize!) & hoping that's not what gave him such a headache.

G'nite, Sorabji.

betty

procrastinating from doing the thesis and listening to "cops" on the tv. oh shit i have to get this done. bad boys bad boys, whacha gonna do when they come for you bad boys bad boys ... whacha gonna do when they come for you ...

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blindswine

waiting around for the phone to ring and hoping that when it does it will be that melodious voice on the other end that sings into my ear, "yes, yes, we've received your resume and my associates and I would just LOVE to throw OBSCENE amounts of money in your direction... what? wear a suit? no, never! you don't even have to come into the office! just keep FTPing your hot, hard files into my steamy server and..." oops.. sorry... must be mixing up my fantasies again... but anyway... there have been NO melodious voices over the phone, and NO offers to send me off to financial nirvana... just sketchy-sounding old hacking men asking me to get involved with the "sales oppurtunity of a lifetime" and help them sell there wares... pfffft... i guess pigs just can't win...

i'd hate to have to be forced to rejoin the human race...

maybe i should resort to extortion...

better yet, i should sit down and actually learn some web-design so i can turn my site into a means of separating suckers from their money-- instead of just a means of making myself look like a sucker...

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I am mulling over my memories of the excellent work by Edmund Wilson, "To the Finland Station".

Lenin (to the best of my recollection) is described as being a political master, expert in the strategy which Wilson called "divide, divide, divide." Even (perhaps especially) among his putative friends and allies; "divide, divide, divide:" until only one is left standing, and society itself can be remade.

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sarah

whoever you are... will you marry me?

Halai

No i'm watching wrasslin' leave me alone!!

jon

wreak havoc on strangers at payphones

kymical

how does a smart girl get a smart guy anyway? -sigh- sometimes i wonder how smart these guys can be really. they want the beautiful smart girl. beautiful as in 'supermodel' i am no supermodel but i think i am beautiful. what seems to be the problem? right now, i am plotting to kidnap and rape every male in the country. -fin-

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The Monk

To surf the Net...

Is like eating at a smorgisboard... so much eyecandy...

Where do i start

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jag

i'm waiting for markie's birthday

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Just Visitor

wondering if Betty ever got her thesis documentation done. Why is that shows like Jerry Springer and COPS draw students like flies?

blindswine

drunkenly lauging at the madness in your unsettled hearts...

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A

The dawn of today is hours in coming, but let it be known that 30 years ago the creator of this website was born into this world. As merely one of the strangers amid all of the family, all of the friends, lovers, bystanders and frequent wanderers of this place where random humanity gathers, I wish Mark A. Thomas a very happy birthday.

Maggie

Having a Holden Caulfield moment.

Just Visitor

Lo fa, ne-ko shima, de va-ja blade... bladerunner.

kymical

all aplicants for kidnap and rape, whom are male...

oh my, my....

kymical

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R.C.

I'm hoping Blindswine & Slacker don't read Kymical's posting!

R.C.

THANK YOU MARK for switching back to the old font! Now all I have to do is find money in the street & it'll be a perfect day!

kymical

sitting here feeling somewhat cherful...cause i just heard "stuck in the middle" and the memories of resivoire dogs pops into mind...and pluss it is just a light hearted song that makes me smile. smile generators are good. -fin-

Just Visitor

Still wondering who Holden Caulfield is.

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betty

doing thesis shit. god help me.

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NC17

Fucking around when I should be studying for a Calc. Test.

blindswine

being hungover.

again...

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SORABJI

ACCORDING TO THE CLOCK ON THE WALL I AM NOW OFFICIALLY AND AT THIS MOMENT TURNING 30.

MAY THE BONES OF THE HELL HOUNDS TREMBLE!!!

David

I'm working on a SETI science museum exhibit

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Christopher

Jonesing for a cigarette-I quit on New Years day. But I won't do it! I'll have some birthday cake instead. Happy 30th Mark, take a deep breath and blow out the candles. There. Now don't you feel all grown up?

R.C.

I am toasting Mark on (what's left of) his birthday/attempting to finish this bottle of Stout & I still say Blech! Hope You Had A Happy!

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William

Mark, trust you've been out celebrating the big "3 oh!". Happy birthday and many many more.

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THE FBI

We know who your are and we are watching you very closly mr. wierdo. So watch your step!

meggsie

trying to remember how i happened upon this page.. wondering if it matters.

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details to follow

i'm bruxing again. if my dentist is reading this, sorry, i'll try not to do it again. But i'm not wearing that boxer tooth protector thing until i go to bed.

please try to make your postings at sorabji.com worthwhile. remember, someone is paying for every byte. there are people in this world who haven't had a byte in days, weeks...

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