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2/26/98, 0:37 AM
sorabji is: i am drinking up life's rich pageant. feeling the breeze from the bathroom window roll over me as i trim my beard. drinking water. lying down. taking off my pants and shirt. worrying about the time of day, wondering if i'll feel all flulessly congested again tomorrow. wondering whose faces i'll see on the subway in the morning. as many familiar faces as today? i hope not. how does one handle themself when suddenly a gray, anonymous subway car is filled with people they recognize and knew and even slept with? what's the word, man? can i go to sleep now? what kind of day was this, anyway? who were those people? fuck them! fuck everybody! fuck you! fucka fucka fucka boom chaka lacka lacka boom chacka oooooooooga!!
2/26/98, 8:14 AM MeMeMeMe is: Wiping out Sorabji's message...shame on me. Someone must have gotten up on the wrong side of the subway car this morning -- or last night? And wondering who that freak was who danced during Bob Dylans performance last night...and getting ready for another hard day and I'm not going to sign my name to this one -- afraid I'll get hate messages for wiping out Mark's post.
2/26/98, 9:39 AM Ridin is: Pete, shame on you for wiping out Mark's message. Men have been hung for lesser crimes. LOL
2/26/98, 9:46 AM Danette is: Hung?? Would that be hung high, hung low, or just well hung or all the above?? Damn Ridin, tooooooo early to be thinkin' such things..
2/26/98, 9:50 AM Ridin is: Ooohh.......it's NEVER too early to be thinking of such things. You know Danette, we MUST stop visiting Sorabji while on the phone.....lolol
2/26/98, 11:00 AM just visitor is: reading my after class Sorabji. Listening to the rain. Wishing I had some pancakes. Some guy out in the alley is shouting "Hookers!". Not sure if he's selling or looking.
2/26/98, 11:11 AM The Great Collini is: I'm sitting here drunk and naked waiting for Bill McTernan
2/26/98, 11:45 AM nate is: Eating tomato soup. Excuse me, "Italian Tomato" soup. That means Tomato soup with basil and oregano. That means today I get to be Italian, because I have basil and oregano in me. Tomorrow I fly to Rome on a misson to be declared Holy Roman Emperor. My only hope is the Pope and a sheet of high powered blotter acid. Next week I establish the boundries of my Empire by declaring all of Italy under my control. Those who resist my governing shall fall prey to the whims of my legion of sadist psykers. The week after I extend the boundries of my Empire by ordering thousands of jet airplanes to circle the globe, dispensing fresh basil and oregano over all the world. Then the Earth shall be Italian, and I, as Emperor of Italy, shall be Emperor of the Earth. After the simple matter of erasing the Pope, I shall rule without bound. My every fantasy shall be answered. The streets shall become orgies of sex and drugs of such intensity that Caligula himself would blush with prudence.
2/26/98, 12:11 PM Groveling Idiot is: You could do that. Or, You can continue to eat your Italian Tomato Soup and play nice with the rest of us. All Hail Powerful Leader...
2/26/98, 12:15 PM Jim aka PajamaBoy is: Trying to set up a tryst on O Street, S.E.
2/26/98, 12:18 PM PetRock is: OK Ridin, I confess. Yes, it was I who wiped out Mark's message. What I want to know is what gave me away? Now where do I go to get hung? *G*
2/26/98, 1:00 PM Danette is: I am talking with Ridin on ICQ while she is at work and she says this to Pet Rocks question:"I'm a hacker and I know allllllllllllllllllllllll about you and your secrets......drop off $1,000,000 at the bus station and I'll let you live in peace."
2/26/98, 1:04 PM Danette is: Yes, she IS joking!!!!
2/26/98, 2:37 PM Jim aka PajamaBoy is: Giggling wildly over PetRock being discovered. LOL
2/26/98, 4:10 PM Danette is: Ridin....I'm at moms and I'm going to Scotts..call me at Scotts when you get this message...
2/26/98, 4:34 PM nateus maximus is: Reading e-mail entitled "JEWISH KID'S ALIEN ANAL PROBE" How the hell do I get on these mailing lists? I didn't ask for this! YHVHdamnit.
2/26/98, 9:27 PM Ridin is: Mmmmmm...orange
2/26/98, 10:10 PM Dr. ReJoice Brothers is: Noting nateus maximus' anal fixation. Nothing that a couple of SP episodes and an unsubscribe wouldn't fix.
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2/26/98, 11:03 PM Ridin is: Just got back from the bus station and counting my loot. Thanks Petey....peace bro. This will buy ALOT of vowels.
2/26/98, 11:24 PM Ridin is: Reading earlier entries and wondering why "Male" can only go for 45 minutes. Is that before, or after you inflate her?
2/26/98, 11:37 PM Ridin is: Giggling wildly at Nate fucking an inflatable. Danette, hurry home before I hurt myself.
2/27/98, 0:18 AM sorabji is: scumming around. looking at myself for the second night in a row. listening to old tapes. old old tapes. thinking about that phrase "may God have mercy on your soul." wondering what it's all about, going to work in the morning. looking out the window. looking at the webcam thing of my office, re-considering how to place the surveillance camera so i can see exactly what the cleaning ladies are up to in my office night after night. what they're watching on my tv. what they're doing to my comfy chair. all the long-distance calls they're making. I AM talking on the phone. looking out the window. scratching my balls. listening to letterman on the TV in the other room. drinking some beer and feeling fine. so fine. wondering which hour will see me wake up feeling perfectly clean and sober this day. 5:00? 5:30? thinking about being nicer about answering e-mail from strangers. wondering why i'm the only one on EfNet IRC #sorabji channel tonight. this is terrible. stripping naked and crawling into the bed. may God have mercy on your ass. and the rest of you, too. http://SORABJI.com/livewire/office/
2/27/98, 2:24 AM MysteryGuest is: Wondering just exactly how many times Sorabji was dropped on the head as a child.
2/27/98, 2:30 AM Zeenex is: Wondering why there is a list of pay phones and for what precisely.
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2/27/98, 6:40 AM nelly is: waking up. trying to remember exactly when i conked last night. failing. thinking about all the things that need to be done. not doing any of them, except one.
2/27/98, 7:17 AM Danette is: Thinking that I just had the most awesome sexual experience with my Mr. Shower Massage...that pulsating function is fabulous....reading Ridins postings from last night and wondering how many times SHE was dropped on her head as a child...LOL..2 snaps in the Z formation to Ridin!!!!!!!!!!! I'm going to bed...
2/27/98, 8:00 AM PetRock is: Wondering if Ridin will take that million in change. On the installment plan. Maybe 1 quarter a week? Feeling paranoid. Looking over my shoulder. Damn it...who are you? Ahhhhhrrrrrgggghhhhh!!!
2/27/98, 9:09 AM Ridin is: Sitting here trying NOT to think of Danette and her Mr. Shower Massage....LOL...but, but, what about B.O.B.?? (Battery Operated Boyfriend) I thought you two had something going on...did he peter out on you?!?!? Did you give him the shaft?? LOLOLOL Sorry Petey, I drive a HARD bargain, I want cold, hard cash....unless you want to send me a gold-plated, super-duper, maximum overdrive, turbo-charged, generator-backed-up, 57-speed, 999 horse-powered Mr. Shower Massage, with a non-slip handle....all wrapped in a purdy flowerd box.
2/27/98, 11:10 AM nale mate is: Wondering if this: Giggling wildly at Nate fucking an inflatable. is a reference to me. Wondering what I look like in the minds of any of you. Wondering, if that is infact me, if that makes me (by default) "Male". 45 minutes is roughly par for my course. I usually come in a little over par, though. Except, oddly enough, when I shoot a round by myself--Then I usually come in way under par. But who wants to know that anyway? And why does it matter? Give me 5 minutes and a glass of milk and I'm ready to go again. Fock.
2/27/98, 11:11 AM PetRock is: I guess the NON-SLIP handle is the most important part of any Mr. Shower Massage. Wouldn't want any accidents now, would we? *G* But if I do get you this, we'll never hear from you again...unless you have a waterproof keyboard! Damn, those 12 hour showers will be expensive! Hope you don't have to pay your water bill...
2/27/98, 11:58 AM kymical, the town lush is: i am being disappointed that i disappear for two days, and not even an e-mail. i got one, but it was from the mailing list i am on. that is so depressing. but i threw a party wednesday. a Swank Vodka Mixer. i had fun, and put the moves on the d.j. i only got to sleep with his shirt tho.
2/27/98, 12:48 PM Danette is: Just woke up to this God awful screaming sound...kitty cat went through yet another cycle in the fuckin dryer..that bitch will never learn not to sleep in there...thinkin' bout going to get Ridin a saddle for her shower massage...damn woman, talk about your instant enema...Got milk???
2/27/98, 1:36 PM Danette is: Nice to know I'm not the only one who sleeps with someones shirt....
2/27/98, 2:14 PM nate is: Thinking about lunch. Am out of hot dogs. Crap. Trying to think of a way out of returning to campus. Don't think there is one. Crap. Wanting to be drunk. Wanting to be stoned. Crap.
2/27/98, 3:20 PM Rob is: Waiting on five o'clock. Can't wait. Wait! I guess I'll have too.
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2/27/98, 4:46 PM KISA (knight in shining armor) is: I am sitting here wondering out loud what it would be like to be that shower head skimming lightly past danette's palace of love. Giving her great pleasure as only i could.
2/27/98, 5:44 PM Me is: "wondering out loud"? Hope no one can hear you!
2/27/98, 6:02 PM TBone is: Oh my... I'm just sitting here... I'm going to be on all night because I'm moderately sick... And I told my mother I'm on my deathbed so I don't have to drive up to see her tonight. She's going to be checking on me all night. My brother has been coached and will tell mother dearest that I'm sleeping on the couch when she calls. Why won't she let me grow up and move away gracefully? I'll be 18 in a month or two, and I'll graduate the very day after. She feels that she needs to control me until the very end. I don't want to spend my weekend putting a roof on a cabin in the snow and wind and cold. Just taking the time to hate her makes me depressed. I'm not supposed to feel that way about my mother, and I don't want to. It's just that, in her greed and excitement to get her cabin re-built, (it burned down in the recent forest fires here in Montana)she is totally disregarding the effects that it has on her sons. I'm slaving away in the cold every other weekend or so, and hating the place more each time. It's so beautiful there... I wish I could enjoy it there. I can't enjoy it if I have no choice as to whether I go there or not. It's forcing me to go to a beautiful place and submit to slave-like conditions. How can I feel love for her or this? ~TBone
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2/27/98, 6:07 PM ben is: i m sorry i f i offend ed youim on the relay caht at the minute listening to muisic on a friday night your pages are ver y suseful usefully. the stuff i just saw on your site??? oh man..
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2/27/98, 7:03 PM Danette is: Went to see an afternoon movie...saw "The Wedding Singer"...funny movie but I fell asleep about 30 minutes into it!!! laughing at KISAS comment....and your so sure of yourself because????....feeling sorry for TBones mom....makes me wonder how many times she froze her ass off taking you ice skating and sleigh riding and things like that when you were a child..loving the warm weather the last 2 days but not liking how the sun hurts my eyes...
2/27/98, 7:21 PM kymmi is: going back to work... just created some good karma... still lovin' life. just need the d.j. to comply with my wishes. enjoying the new nift-o-vison format of what are you doing.
2/27/98, 8:34 PM Ridin is: But, but, what about meeeeeeeeeeeeeee KISA!??!...and about that white horse....
2/28/98, 3:44 AM Danette is: Cant sleep..listening to some wavs...LOL
2/28/98, 4:39 AM nick is: listening to the birds outside on the wires. it is one thirty and they still won't go to bed.
2/28/98, 11:42 AM nate is: hungover. grumpy. drinking from one of the soda cans on my desk. i don't think that was the soda i opened today. at least i didn't get a mouthfull of ants again. it's sunny and happy outside, but no birds. the only birds i ever see around here are these two crows and a single hummingbird. i talk to the hummingbird, she likes me.
2/28/98, 12:53 PM KISA is: I noticed that around 3:00AM Danette was up listening to wavs. Danette my dear, I know you were awake thinking about me.And i know that the more you thought of me the more pleasure you gave yourself. My dear, I should be the one giving that pleasure to you. Not you or your hand.
2/28/98, 1:20 PM �ugenio is: Nada. S� assistindo o Carnaval no Brasil. ahahahahah.....
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2/28/98, 2:09 PM Danette is: And what mental institution did you escape from KISA? I try not to make a habit outta thinking of total fuckin' strangers while I do or dont do PERSONAL things with my hands..I think you need to find someone else to be a pervert with cause your wasting your time with me and I sure as hell aint gonna waste my time on you. Ridin..heres a live one for ya girl...LOL..take him!!!!!
2/28/98, 3:13 PM la is: Listening to Horowitz play Schumann
2/28/98, 5:08 PM nate is: Seria bom ser bebido em Brasil. Eu penso que meu furo da merda est� sangrando. What? I don't speak Portugu�s.
2/28/98, 5:55 PM gnatboy is: waiting to get on a plane to wait on getting to san francisco to wait around in a terminal to see my eyes explode.
2/28/98, 6:39 PM n at e is: About to sleepy time. about oty pee ls emit. emit. emit. emit. spanish key. miles, you are welcome n my head. glad to have you. grant me ... a[muse]. my heroes-all my heroes-have nothing to do with morality. only accomplishment. accomplishment, not morality. i sound like a democrat. i'm lost today. lost. lost. lost.
2/28/98, 9:32 PM Danette is: leche' moi et saire me renier....
2/28/98, 9:54 PM Just Visitor is: very much wanting an egg roll. Heh. That's not much of anything to be doing.
2/28/98, 11:15 PM martinate is: trayez-moi et dites-moi de se trouver. it's martini time. it's another saturday night. it's love, baby, love. Je recherche le plaisir de la paume, b�b� digital de la dame OH de l'OH. Guidez-moi � votre plaisir moite. Lecken Sie mich! Schmecken Sie mich! Genie�en Sie mich! Ich bin gew�hlt! Ich bin der grosse K�se. B zum Mutterfucking I zum Fluch G. God! Essen Sie meine earthly Vergn�gen! Essen Sie meine haarigen Trauben, Sie regelwidrig hound vom Abgrund! Kauen Sie m�chtiges nach meiner Rubin gespitzten Peitsche, meine Eisenstange der m�chtigen Dauer. Ich bin Ihr heller Schalter, ich bin Ihr geheimer Warrior! Anmachen Sie mich! Stellen Sie mich frei ein! Ahh. Martini. Ahh.
2/28/98, 11:27 PM Danette is: ich moechte mit dir schlafen ...
2/28/98, 11:35 PM La Ridin is: Dos tacos con chili y guacamole y salsa y uno diet pepsi....por favor.
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