*hic* It smy Birthday ffolks. Me and my gggod friend Bushmillsm . I sendf a big smooch to you all, esspecially Our host whows been good enoufght to provide this site of solace. I'm 34 now . 4/16/64. ISnt that a cubed root? THanks mark for everything. THis is the best thing on the web, and the first thing i check in the morning. I feel plugged in herre. kisses to R.C., PJBoy< Pete, MArkus,ROSe, and aal the rest. YOun guys make this whole medium worthwwhile. Thanks for listening and being there . MArk Tomas , THAnks most to you.. I like you. I feel like you could be myn friend.

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Happy Birthday Christopher!!!

Have a great birthday -- you only turn 34 once.

I can say that people such as yourself make this site worth coming back to over and over and over...

*sob, sniffle, snnnnghk*

Oh shit...look at the time...

I'm late.

Shit, shit, shit

Wishing since I'm all dressed up, that I had someplace to go.

:-)

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stressing out.. been up all night writing a presentation that i should have written weeks ago...

i hate having to get up in front of people and now that i haven't had any sleep..and can barely sit in the up position.. i have a feeling that my content won't be the worst part of all of this... damn..i can barely keep my eyes open now.. damn.. i'm now stressing out about how bad i'm stressing out.. just feel like thhrowing up..

reading the New York Post story on the verdict for Oliver "the CyberSexFiend" Janovic. Looks like that sick little bastard is going away for an extended vacation in the Big House...

the story is scandalous and the participants bizarre, but the most entertaining thing about the whole mess is the New York Post's front page headline...

"YOU'VE GOT JAIL!"

that's classic.

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I AM NEW TO HTML. IS THIS WORKING? WOO! LOOK AT ME I AM ON THE INTERNET AND CHEWING GUM AT THE SAME TIME! IS ANYBODY THERE?

http://www.hotwired.com/members/profile/chrisda/

How does this work-- Hmmm? Me thinks if you've made it this far you are now an internet wiz.

Congrats!

heading out to buy tickets for the Maceo Parker/Fishbone show at Roseland tonight...

times are tougher than rocks and i need to get involved in some deep, sweaty funk-driven escapism, dammit...

swing down, sweet chariot, and let this muhfucka ride...

god knows i need it.

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christopher, happy birthday! my sweet daughter is turning four tomorrow, april seventeenth. she won't be getting drunk on bushmill's tonight, though. hopefully.

cleo sez: "i love you. how was your day today? happy birthday! ummm, uhhh, uhhh, do you like it here? that's it."

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Wanting to taste him so bad right now...

wishing he could go see fishbone.

goddamnit.

?! It looks like someone is jerking off in Mark's office.

All dressed up, and I've been all over.. I'm tired, and I want my dirty, wrinkly, comfy clothes back...

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working. working. T_T

Smoking a cig, listening to Day tripper.

An open note to everyone: 1. Cars move much faster than you think.

2. you can fly.

3. Dont even test rule 2

4. Fire. burns.

5. Your not god,

6. If it looks like nerf, it's not.

7. Always have a friend withyou.

8. Dont even THINK about trying rule 2.

9. if three poeple see it it's real. Two poeple if a coincidence. one you need to see rule 7.

Be cool, Be careless. you know who you are.

Telling Mark he needs MUCH more light in his bedroom at night. That computer glare will wreak havoc on your already seemingly shot eyes.

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watching mark and getting ready to go to yoga. this cam stuff is mind-boggling.

wishing Cleo a very happy 4th b-day even though she won't be reading this. These have been the best 4 years of my life.

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I'm bored as hell. HELL.COM what is it exactly? You got a neat page! If you check out my page gimme some slack..I know next to nothing about HTML.

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right now? wandering around. was checking my mail. did that, then i remembered that this guy on the soundhack list sent this url to us. sent me to hell.com, but, turns out i cant see it. so i start checking out this hell dot com. ended up here. what am i doing? washing dishes, waiting for my cdr drive to get in. its been well over a month. and slowly getting back into the swing of things so i can start teaching piano at last. not doing much, really. soon, i will be. later

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straggling into the grind, motivationally ass-out and dead on two legs...

maceo came quick and left early last night...

bastard...

missed most of fishbone cuz my boy V couldn't get his shit together or his dreads untangled...

shit...

and E's girlfriend takes much, much more than a friendly, passing interest in me...

troubles...

such is the life of swine.

ugh.

bartender?

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Shouting from the rooftops....

IT'S FRIDAY!!!!!!!!

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!

WooooHOOOOooOOOoooOOooooo!!!

YipYIPEEEeeeee!

*smile*

Hey Christopher, we all think alot of you too, guy!

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Is Fishbone still together? Hmmmm, didn't know that...

Well, here I am in my new, very dirty, cubicle. What am I supposed to do with all these old files? It's not like I'm ever going to get around to reading most, if not all, of them...Boy, I tell you the last tenant left this place a real mess...I hope they kept her security deposit! *G*

Recovered yet Christopher?

Wishing Christopher and Cleo very happy birthdays!

hanging from 24 miles of barbed-wire... got a black rattle-snake for a necktie... had a cadillac-woman with a double-wide rear wearin' a necklace of human skulls...

she said she'd ride me down to the end of the world and smoke me up like a drug...

so c'mon baby take that walk with me and tell me Who Do Ya Love?

getting ready to go see grease on the big screen. the things i do for my child.

thanks, maggie! on behalf of cleo, that is.

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Ravage me!!!

Break and enter me like a thief!!!!!!

Is that what you want to hear?

I think I heard that one before.

Despite all that, you still get a responce.

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contemplating the backlash of not re-hiring 30 people...and thinking I should get a new lock for the office door....

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telling Weftly... YOU CAN HIRE ME!!! I Won't lash your back (unless you ask me to... LOL)

I need a real job... WAH!!!!!!!

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Wave!

BOB@EMAIL>COM

Hello.....

Is there anybody here?

echo...echo....echo.....echo

I guess not.

I'll be back later then.

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Going to the Giant for groceries. YipeeDooo!

Oh, Giant, for non-Washingtonian area Sorabjites is the local grocery chain.

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Just found out last night that the B-52's and Pretenders will be at Merriweather Post Pavillion in June.

And now I have to try and break through the telephone gridlock and get me some tix.

I've been wanting to see these groups for a loooooong time.

I hope they still got it...

Wondering why almost eleven hours passed before PetRock broke the silence on this page! What is the mattter---did everyone go to sleep last night?

In other news: I am trying to motivate myself to work on a project that actually has something to do with MONEY, and bracing myself for a baptism tomorrow where I will see the whole family again. I am a little embarassed, since at the last family wedding, the husband of my favorite cousin hit on me. I have to remember:

in vino, veritas. in vino, veritas. in vino, veritas. in vino, veritas. in vino, veritas. in vino, veritas. in vino, veritas.

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wishing my penis were larger

I've fully recovered from the Bushmills, the Birthday and the hilarious spectacle of my boss going into a sputtering rage and firing me on the spot, when I told him that I'm giving my two week notice. "You..You..You CANT QUIT!!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE!! IN FACT, FUCK YOU CHRIS!! YOUR FIRED!!!!!" Yep, he shitcanned me while I was handing in my resignation. HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Would it be wrong for me to apply for unemployment until May 1st? What a hoot. This has got to be one of the best times of my life. I shoulda turned 34 years ago.

Telling Alan to join the club... LOL

Christopher, dude, excellent. Kind of a Thelma & Louise thing going on at work huh? Good for you!

PetRock-- Ever hear of Jeff Dunham & Peanut? They're going to be at the Improv Friday night.

I MUST Have tickets. Now that it's birthday season, mine is tomorrow. WEEEEE!!! Small party in my honor tonight. Wishing it were the type of party where a scantily clad, and then COMPLETELY unclad stud jumped out of my cake and let me have my way with him...

Hmmmm?

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Just getting home from....uh, well, ummm...a long day. I'm wishing I could be hangin' out with Ridin and cheering her up....looking forward to hittin' the couch with a good movie tonight.

Tomorrow is your b'day PJ?

I didn't know that...Happy Birthday!

Now who or what is Jeff Dunham & Peanut?

looking up the lyrics to a song I sang today that might have relevance to some of you...

Oh come, come away, From the labor now reposing, Our jubilee has set us free -- Oh come, come away! Come, hail the day that celebrates The ransom of th'inebriates From all that does intoxicate, Oh come, come away!

any temperance workers among you might recognize that...

btw i am drinking some Guinness Stout at this particular moment

Telling Pete, yeah it is my Bday... Today... I was born at 2:53a.m. 4/19/69.

Thanks for the good wishes.

Oh, and here's Jeff & Peanut... it's a ventriloquist act.. they used to be on VH-1 ages ago. I DIE laughing whenever I see them.

http://www.dcimprov.com/comics/jeff_dunham.html

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I'm beginning to think about recovering. Prom just chewed me up and spat me on the floor, grinning. Had a great time, but I'll sleep for days. I hurt so bad...

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Wishing Jim-babe a very happy birthday!! Come here big boy, I gotta little birthday present for ya...A BIG OLE WET DEFIDENTLY HETERO SMOOCH!!!!! LOL..Have a great day Jim!!

Thankin' Dani girl for that big SMOOCH!!! If we were on the same team, my leg would be twitchin'

LOL

Since the party was last night, I guess my celebrating is over. Have to play chauffeur to my mother, aunt, grandmother, and great-aunt, in 45 minutes. Ugh. Should be illegal to be up and about on a Sunday before noon.

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Happy B-Day Jim. Now, how do I fedex myself inside a cake???

Thanking Christopher and telling him, it ain't easy, but if you think REAL hard you can do it....

LOL

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getting ready to play softball after cutting the grass...something about freshly cut grass that just sings of spring. Something about softball that makes the old body rebel....

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what is problem???????? think..., think...think.. -_-'

wondering why fresh cut grass smells so much like man mustard.

or is it the other way around?

david bowie is looking at me.

waiting on her hunnie to get home from work.

happy birthday jim!

i am getting home from work and planning on going to bed. boring.

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reading the latest posts from an aol lunatic who keeps posting on my bbs.

back in blighty, too tired to even smile. love NY tho' - and I mean *love* it. love you people. delicious, all of you.

programming

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kinda pissed off that my best friend is working late tonight and I haven't seen him in a week.

dizzy with fatigue

waving hallo to mr thomas, even tho' he can't see me "halloo mr thomas!"

Wishing Jim a happy belated birthday, as well as wishing that Christopher would file for unemployment just so he could giggle while filling out the "reason for termination" part.

searching the internet for an apartment...

pfffft... what a pain in the ass...

i just wish somebody in a lower-manhattan rent-controlled apartment would hurry up and die so i could swindle that space out from underneath their still-warm corpse and live happily-ever-after...

when i was living in seattle i got a great, spacious, wil-lit, rent-controlled studio on eighth and olive by showing up at the right time after some old lady keeled over...

although that was a nice coincidence, there's no way i've used up all my good-karma points...

i'm thinking that the universe owes me a couple more favors...

c'mon baby...

daddy needs a brand new crib...

just cough me up a stroke or two and we'll call it even.

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As expected, Mr. Seagrove called me and wanted to talk. He offered me a really nice ($7000) raise and a promotion, and apologized for flipping out. I let him know that I really would love to stay, but the money is just too good. I'm going to take the day off, but I'm going to go in tomorrow and work on my Sony ad. I offered to work as an independant for the time being, but I can't make any long term commitments. I really feel kind of bad about it. If the new job isn't too nuts I think I might just continue doing contract work from home. God knows I have enough computer equipment to do it. Its a gorgeous day, I'm gonna go get my hair buzzed and go roller blading down the Embarcadero. I hope someone dies for Blindswine...By the bye, I understand that former mayor Ed Koch has a classic eight (room) apartment that he pays about $600 a month for. He's been looking kind of stressed on "The Peoples Court". Why don't you send him some french pastry? heheheh

chuckling over seeing, "I hope someone dies for Blindswine" in print... i probably got penalized by the universal powers-that-be for even thinking about knocking somebody off for personal gain... whatever... so much for karma-points.

i'm liking the poison french-pastry idea, though... after all, you've always got plausible deniability on your side when you blame shit on the french...

"nah, i didn't do that shit... but i saw one of those freaky-frog suckers drop off a basket full of baguettes earlier!"

yeah... maybe not. i wonder if they have "squatter's rights" in NYC...

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Who you talking w/ on the phone?

Hey, check out The Dick Zved Show. Real Audio Beats from the Bowels of Brooklyn.Vote for Zved and make hime #1 (oush button on site). Thanks and have a great Monday.

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Telling Nate that I kept my promise about the 4:20 on 4/20 thing.....LOL...wow

Ever thought about shaving and getting a haircut?

working....

wondering how long i can continue with this charade....

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Really being creeped out by the enormity of what I am seeing on Mark's page. Seeing that Mark is on the phone and wondering who he is talking to at this moment. He looks a little stressed. I feel like making him some food.

Damn, I am procrastinating. Wondering who Betty is and what kind of craziness in being posted on her board.

Thinking about my online ministry, and how I shall be pelted by my online parishoners for being a harlot!

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giving it all up on the biggest feast day of the year.

i must be fookinoots.

I live in Marbella.Spain but,i am italian and i d'ont speck english

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I am sitting here amazed at how little I actually come and visit this site now days. Before, I'd come 3 or 4 times a day, which is a lot for me. gasp. has mark lost his appeal to me? I hope not!

I;'m talking on the phone and chatting on the net to the same person....sad isn't it?

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eating jello with my fingers because if i stand up to get a spoon, my head will hurt again

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Wishing someone would talk to me... And wondering how it happened that I have one sock and shoe on, and one bare foot. I don't remember taking that shoe off.

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struggling blearily through the last hours of an all-nighter.

when did these get so hard? when did i get so old?

Throwing muslim kids to the lions on theTV for entertainment

Like always the news comes from TV (in Clerkenwell). I saw that man from the Beatles today - (Paul McCartney). His wife had got cancer and died. (like his old songs).

Why weep when rich ladies die?

And they showed the poor girl from Iraq - (Leukemia) - with her half dead face, white and thin. (she had no smile). The drugs that she needed weren't there (to help cure her).

Who weeps when heathen kids die?

Phil says they kill children for power (through these sanctions) - the fat leaders of armies and men (like Bill Clinton). But he voted for one just last year. ("cool" Tony Blair).

We weep when its convenient to cry.

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hating her really boring job. "brain the size of a panet..." so many people in the same boat...

if i had a window to look out of Mark, you can bet I'd be doing it "hiya!"

pushing 36 hours of sobriety. I don't feel so good.

don't feel so good, huh, nate???

ya see what happens to you when you stop drinking?

now let that be a lesson to you.

bartender?

this man needs a remedy.

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baffled by Justin H.

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drinking? Who said anything about drinking?

LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!

watching "All My Children" for the first time in ages.

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Sitting here.

Waiting....

....for someone named Todd to train me in the fine art of some computer crap that I am supposed to know for my job....

making sure everyone feels free to choose their weapon of choice...

bong, please?

Check'n in.....

before check'n out.....

damn happy i happy found suitable living space... and i didn't even have to kill anybody *or* finagle it out from under anyone's still-warm corpse... i did, however, have to cough up a $650 fee to the real-estate agency... a significant bundle of ducketts that makes me think that regardless of the inherent ethical short-comings, pursuing my original options would have been far more financially prudent...

i guess there's still time...

i haven't actually paid those real-estate thugs their blood-money yet...

i *could* just start scoping out prospective living spaces and preying on the weak... might even be able to start my own underworld business... if and when i get caught, i'll hire some uber-lawyer to act as my spin doctor... with america's justice-for-sale legal system, i'd be out in no time...

"your honor, my client here is a victim of the cruel reality that society has imposed upon him... he is not an evil man... he is merely... morally-challenged"

that's it... morally challenged... with some political backing and the right lobby, i'd probably get my own parking-voucher...

i can see it now...

"restricted parking for the morally-challenged"

god, sometimes i love america.

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oh shit. if you're morally challenged we probably owe you a bunch of money for having a government based on judeo-christain ideals -- a blatent mockery of you and your kind.

In addition to the monthly checks that should cover the abuse you have endured at our hands, you will find a lamenated "get out of jail free" card. Good for unlimited uses this should aid you in the life that, by no fault of your own, you have been cursed with.

I bet your parents were pot smokers. goddamn heathens.

oo. I meant no offense, really. Uhm, I hope we can settle this out of court.

does "settle out of court" mean i can just kick your ass and take your money? if so, yeah... i'm liking that idea... as far as the ideological foundation of the government in question... judging from history, i'm pretty certain the authors of judeo-christian ideals were a hell of a lot more like the elite morally-challenged power-contingency than the sheepish suckas they duped into believing all that crap... (imagine believing "thou shalt not kill" while watching the church slaughter by the dozen... [mental note:start own religion at earliest opportunity]) uhh... where was i? oh yeah... judeo-christian idealists... and look! here they are...

right here on my class-action suit...

looks like we're all gonna get a little piece of the pie...

seeing the time cover of that 11 year old gunman. the kid is a todler with a rifle and dressed in camo. why is it such a surprise he started shooting people. if not before 11!!

the words, "i've got a lot of killin' to do." come to mind.

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Wondering if PetRock's Todd was atleast cute.

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watching Mark Thomas disappear

feeling that life has not patted me on the head in a long time

moving pieces of paper around on my desk

cracking open an amstel light after coming home from the apartment broker (read: money-hungry thugs) and shelling out $650... in cash...

ouch.

so much for my underworld-brokerage firm idea...

oh well. i'm much too broke for uber-lawyers and far too fearful of prison-life, anyway... looks like i'll be sticking to my 9-5 grind...

pfffffft...

who's packin' em?

wondering if I've been missed.............sniff, sniff.

http://members.tripod.com/~RidinBareBack/index.html

goddamnit! Nobody is packing anything.

shit.

fuck.

goddamn crackfarming fucknutshitfuckinggoddamn.

O, and Ridin why did you abandon us like this?

Raising her hand? LOL..Oh Ridin, I've missed you so...my life has been empty without you in it...Oh yeah, I forgot, I just talked to you on the phone. Duhhhhhhh Dani...

Where HAVE you been Ridin? I missed you anyway...

(Yeah Jim -- he's cute.

And married.)

Yeah, Ridin, where you been?

DISH! DISH!

(Pete, at least he wasn't a nerd)

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still hacking up tobacco tar, ganja resin, and random lungus-fungus after doing 30 minutes on the fucking stair-stepper this morning... friggin' nazi death-trap... i guess this is what i get after not working out for five months... between thanksgiving, lounging around in the caribbean, christmas, and new year's, my six-pack stomach has been steadily upgrading to a full quarter-keg...

looks like i'll be sticking to fresh fruit, tuna-fish sandwiches and amstel-lights for a while...

shit sucks.

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begging Mark NOT to use so much Brill Creme next time. YIKES!

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getting three proprietary applications and five manuals dumped on my desk... now i've gotta learn these things inside and out so i can support thousands of wired-up sales folks with their contact-management...

looks like my days of getting paid for staring out the window and posting rambling semi-psychotic nonsense onto websites have come to a cruel and abrupt end...

shit.

bartender?

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Putting Mark in check. (And Jim, I'm sure you're a sartorially aware person, but that doesn't look like Bryll Creme to me -- looks like water. (Having gotten out of the shower 10 minutes before catching my train this morning qualifies me to say this. :))

drinking a beer I didn't even know I had.

I just looked back into the fridge and saw a beer. I said "Is this your beer?" My roommate said "No."

I said "righton."

Waiting around to go to my rehearsal....I'll spend over two hours tonight under a table with a girl I hardly know...And soon, people will be paying to watch it...Ain't life grand!

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Believeing that the "It is now safe to turn off your computer" rigamarole is a hoax. . . (an hoax?) What do you guys think?

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trying to finish something.

this is a strange website whats it for?

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agreeing with Maggie. I thought the Brill cream was funnier though.

Oh, Jay Harris, this website is for whatever you want it to be for. Pull up a chair and sit a spell.

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sitting here listening to a delayed broadcast of Rush Limbaugh on a live stream from'live talk k57' in guam. Drinking Hot lemon tea and smoking my pipe (pipe tobacco)

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Wanting to scream so badly... ARGH!!!!

I don't feel better. Why are people angry at me? Why?

I'm so tired...

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All confused...one day your life is so good and so happy and then all of the sudden, It's all fucked up. I was talking on the phone with a dear friend and he kept saying that I was all fucked up but I was really just tired and a little sad about moving away.Who knows....