going crazy

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nearly drunk. someone actually brought jello shots to the christmas party. i've eaten so much sugar, i'm beside myself with joy.

it's funny watching all these MDs and PhDs trying to figure out how to use the flash on a disposable camera. apparently they'll need to go back to school for an engineering degree to learn how.

Rubbing my eyes and cracking my toes...ever try to make a periodic table out of HTML?

Well I am.

My dog has an extra toe on one foot. My sister calls is her "freaky toe".

Dave's name isn't really Dave? And Agatha's name isn't really Agatha. I can understand "Agatha" because it's an interesting name, but why would anyone pretend to be a Dave?

back to work...

giddy with glee cause i am a rockstar, but none of the people i work with know it. i don't know if they are avid met readers or not.

but if they are, they know my secret.

i play the sitar now.

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there are few things more annoying than trying to listen to your favorite shit while the left channel of your headphones breaks in and out, totally ruining the groove and fucking up your serenity.

6 pairs of koss porta-pros in 16 months.
the price i pay for perfection.

on the upside, i just drank a quart of tropicana pure premium. i love how it feels like the juice is filling up your cranium and wrapping your brain in a nice, tingling, citrus hug.

orange juice is the perfect food.
( as much potassium as a banana!)

i think i'm gonna buy a case of mandarin oranges this weekend.

sorry. no relation to lt. chaos israel.
but i have thrown a couple of chairs around.
not much for drinking, though.

meant to say slow, not so, earlier. and it's twice as slow today.

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have become utterly uninamored with the borish bullshit on this board.

why don't you all just
IMBLODE

weeping.

last night i got very drunk - to the point of having no memory of how i got home - and lost my wallet. a wallet with a little over $200 dollars in it.

fuck you, busta.

blowing time out my ass.

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Hanging out for 5.00.

tick tock tick tock tick tock

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tock








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dave is ______ is hughjarms is friendly is dave. agatha is kelsey. cleo is cleo. hope this helps. swine, buy satsumas, they are heaven in a peel.

who is Droopy

nate

Glad Ridin found a good man. Perhaps we'll hear wedding bells in the future. Good luck with him..hope all goes well.
Going to my daughters Christmas party at her school today..I went and make these real pretty angel cookies for her party and come to find out, there is no home made food of any kind allowed to be brought into her school. It has to be store bought and wrapped in it's original package with the nutrition information and ingredients ON the package. Alrighty then.

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nothing gives finer olfactory pleasure than a big phat stack of c-notes.

i press my nose up against ben franklin's forehead and
i n h a l e . . .

mmmmmmm.

smells like capitalism.

such a shame to have to keep it all locked up in a bank.

toying with the fine line
between self-expression
and high volume sale

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better yet , what am I NOT doing!!!!!


-cursing UPS
-shipping mags and books left and right
-cursing UPS
-wanting to postpone the holidays for a month
-cursing UPS
-cursing JTB for fucking up my flight
-YAHOO-ing my boss for the excellent xmas bonus
-YAHOO-ing accounting for getting my pay for the book cover I shot
-thinking fondly of sleep
-being paranoid
-wanting a drink
-twitching my left foot nervously
-wanting loose a few lbs for this weekends photo shoot, yet needing a drink badly
-needing sexual healing

droopy is mike. any more questions?

strumming open notes on my banjo with my left thumb while scrolling. Looking forward to seeing friends and family in teh next couple of weeks. Teh frist three months of 2000 are going to be insane for me, I have so much to get done and so lttle time to do it in.

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heather

and saying goodbye for three weeks

nobody be shooting anybody-
the calendar's irrelevant you know

Bye, Heather. See you in Detroit.

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There are two dead mice in my backyard. One of them is seperated from his head by about three feet.

An early christmas present from my cat, Neelix.

finished packing. tired.

Pissed off that I can't post a copy of my hot-off-the-presses Nasty Letter-To-A-Pseudo-Web-Based-Business here at Sorabjiland/becuz I cannot access the boards AGAIN! And I've got RealPlayer running & it's 6:45 a.m./which is within the Favorable Cosmic Confluence timeframe...

Hoping against hope that Dave's Win 95 CD will come in the mail on Monday/so I can get Free Net or NetZero running...

Sending e-Xmas cards to various relatives & friends/in anticipation of being in a drunken stupor on Dec. 25. (Becuz choosing such cards is not an easy thing/when you don't believe in Xmas personally...) And wondering what to bring to the Xmas Orphans Party I've been invited to.

Pondering why I had a dream last nite abt Natorious in his new house w/Salma Hayek swimming in his river...

Thinking I will end up w/nothing but coal in my stocking & leftover
'Ritas in my frige on Xmas morning.


S'NOT THE SEASON
TO BE SOLO,
FA LA LA LA LA,
LA LA,
LA LA

SO WE CAN
ALL PLEAD TO NOLO (CONTENDRE)
FA LA LA,
LA LA LA,
LA LA LA

QUAFF WE NOW OUR
HERRADURA,
FA LA LA,
LA LA LA,
LA LA LA

CARRY CONDOMS
POR FAVORA,
FA LA LA LA LA,
LA LA LA LAAAAA...

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Wondering If All I Want For Xmas Is To Get Served...

it will be the tenth xmas sans VODKA.

ho ho ho

Once again, the Lions are losing. poo.

Feeling alittle les than good. A slight headachesand belly ache, from the awful diet, no doubt. I am turning myself around, though. I have stopped buying soda pop to cut down on my consumption of that. I am eating more vegetarian meals, but I need to cut myself off from the cookies, which for somereason I have been craving for a long time now. Bah! Bah I say.

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eating lunch. bbq hamburgers and homemade soup.

talking to dave on irc.

it's been a really mellow weekend. i'll go for a swim later. maybe.

feeling sick.
very veerrrryy sick.
it's not a full-on cold yet, but I can feel it, it's coming.
merry christmas to me.

Hi Wisper!

I feel great.

i have green phleghm in my nose and throat.

bacterial infection.

get some medicine. quick.

back from Palm Springs. And all in one piece. He on the other hand, well, I think I may have broken him. I guess that was inevitible. Last man I was with had a weiner but didn't know what to do with it, much less wanted to use it. Oooooh, the difference between the men and the boys.

Yep, I definately need to keep this one.

talking to mark and kelsey.

kelsey is hacking up lungus fungus and conspiring to infect me with her ill disposition.
she's been forewarned that if she tries to cough on me at dinner tonight, i'll be forced to soak her down with mace and send her floating down the east river with the rest of the non-compliants.

i have a strict policy when it comes to contaminants.

lunch time, discussing the tendency in paleoanthropology to name a new species every time on ecomes across a bone that doesn't quite match other known bones of the same type.

As a result, there are now around 27 species of hominid.

What a crock.

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tired, the photoshoot yesterday went well, really well. the wife and i felt strangely vulnerable afterwords. I have never modeled somewhat professionally and well, i guess thats how one might feel after exposing yourself in such a provacative way. $$$$ is defintely in sight. risque,beaver,unit shots included, viewers will be selected assuming any demand is to be had, i love flying, i want to fly more, i love the union squre of SF, seedy and yet filled with enough consumers to balance out.............i love SF, the view right at dusk from about 10k feet is stellar,

nate, you need work on your roof, or so it seemed,

trying to pretend that time isn't inching past. thinking of going to jack in the box before pablo picks me up.

working hard for the money....

so hard for it honey.

i need affection, bad.

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sending out big congrats to Ridin!!! woooHOO!!!

COME ON RIDE THE TRAIN... RIDE IT!!!!

Is he a marine?

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thanking Jim again for the nice xmas card witha stunning picture...........!!

that was sweet of you to think of me!!!

flattered that a real honet to gosh photographer found my photo "stunning." Thanks for the compliment, and you're welcome, Patrick! Glad you liked it!

:)

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looking at a drawing of me.
naked.
up on the 'net.
the ex finally got some of his art up on this crazy ride we call cyberspace. and one of the featured drawings is me.
naked.
up on the 'net.

why doesn't this upset me?
we're not talking, he and i, so tecnically i should be talking the long ride over to his place with a shot gun, but strangely enough i am un-fazed.
i even showed some people.

i'm fucking weird









and yeah, you guys will get to see it too






when i'm ready.


(p.s.i really missed it here!!!)

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correcting his previous posting to read "honest" instead of "honet."

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getting ready to go out and try to get a wisconsin drivers licence. My probation ended yeaterday but I need a current drivers licence now.

My best friend sent me a ton of gifts yesterday, including a bunch of great vegan recipes, I big burlap coffee bean sack, three cool t-shirts, a slide whistle, and Issue #45 of Cometbus. I need to get crackingon her package, but it's been hard since I've been confined to What ever's in wlaking distance. Accordingly, there are some nice pieces of chert and a geode in the package so far.

I'm going up to my bro's tonight, and then back home tomorrow. Some old friends are going to be in town, looking forward to seeing them.

Merry x-mas everyone, especially if you plan on being away from the boards for a while.

(oh, I never got areply from Heatherafter I sent her the phone number of teh place I will be staying in Detroit, so we'll see if she got it or not.)

makin friends!

woo hoo! more nakey on the net!

listening to Brubeck's "Time Out", probably his best album

being offered 4 grand to smuggle x to Europe.

watching my school about to burn in the distance from my balcony and simulcast via the tely.......brush fire in glendale..details to follow

anybody get a look at the moon tonight? it's supposed to be bigger and badder than ever but we're all overcast here. i just got a telescope, too. oh well.

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drinking hungarian rasperry liquer.

actually, i caught a few minutes of our local news tonight and they said that, despite the widespread rumors, you won't actually be able to notice the difference in the full moon this month.

i'm not sure how much i trust the integrity of our local crack news reporters... but that doesn't really matter. everyone takes things they read on email for fact anyway.

so all of my friends here have planned a big gathering/camp out at Makua beach (way out in the country) tomorrow night for sky gazing. folks are bringing telescopes and stuff. if i come back to town on thursday, i'll give you the full moon report.

hoping Patrick is OK ...reports on the brush fires in Glendale are not good. At last report no homes gone up in smoke yet but apparently there has been an evacuation.

Wondering if......................no.....couldn't be.

I SAW THE MOON, no big deal, same ole full moon, i had heard that too.

i am fine, i think my school is ok, YAYYYYY firefighters, they have it 70% under control now or so I hear, i got some beautiful pictures last night, or so I hope, finally got some use out of that 400mm lense.