what?
what?

WHAT?!?

fuckin daylight savings time.

motherfuckers.

i'd rather have the dark back and an extra hour of sleep.


WHAT????

I planned ahead for that and slept in til 10. I just got out of the laundrymat, where I hvae been since 1130am. I spent the time waiting for clothes to dry by reading the Johnny the Homicidial Maniac collection I picked up yesterday. Good stuff but not for dumbasses, the humorless, or the faint of heart and weak of stomach. Back to the field tomorrow, and inside today trying to finish the edits on this fricking report. Not so bad though, since today is as shitty as yesterday was nice.

I remembered to bring in music today and am listening to Iron Maiden, which in my little world is perfect for my tasks at hand.

I haven't signed up for cable yet. I am thinking that I might not and take the step away from tv as blind entertainment. Not sure though, we'll see when I am out of the field for a while, which won't happen anytime soon. I am really digging this job, no pun intended.

staring at the screwdriver i mixed before passing out about 12 hours ago.

just woke up.

and just realized i can't firmly place the last time i enjoyed true daylight on a weekend.

stagger home by sunrise, crawl off the couch by sunset. silly putz vampire style.

shit shower shave hit the subway and spend brain cells.

SPRAINCELLS.

i'm thinking my brain cell account might be just a bit overdrawn.

last night was brooklyn la dee da. laid tracks with ras, swilled cheap beer at farrell's, ate raw clams at 205, made passionate love to my alter ego. MISTA BOMBASTIC! [NASDAQ WENT DOWN ANOTHER 25%, KID! THAT 401K IS IN RUINS! WHAT? SHE BOUGHT YOU A $800 MOVADO? IS THAT A WATCH OR A HANDCUFF??? DRINK HEAVILY, SON!! YOU HAVE NO FUTURE!!!]

i'm thinking i need to get the hell away from here for a while. cuz eventually, something's gonna give.

upper volta la dee da.

i hear there's good weather there.

[DJ Law]
Live and direct from the land of VA
It's Buddha radio, Buddha Brothers in your area
causin mass hysteria, your man cool DJ Law on the set

[Big B]
Aiyyo I'm Big B rollin and sparkin and kickin shoutouts
Gotta say whattup to Miss Missy out there
Big up to Magoo
Gotta say big up Nickie and Playa, all representin Vi. Beach

[DJ Law]
Word is bond, settin you up for the big breakdown
Buddha Brothers ain't no others now and forever
Yo this is that new joint from my man Timbaland
and son let me tell ya it's SMOKIN
Tim ya large boy!
Buddha radio peep it

[Timbaland]
What
It's that big man, from the big V.A.
Ha ha, de de, de de, day
It's that big man, from the big V.A.
Got da, ha ha, he he, hay
I got more women that Willy Wonka got choco-late
My pocket gets fatter than Jacob on twenty Ladders
All that matters is my rhyme style gets fatter
As the, jam, goes
Three years I waited, my rhyme style got constipated
It finally came in, F'd around and got debated
Glad I made it, out of the ghetto
My rhyme style is heavy, it comes out smooth, and kind of subtle
Whaaat??
Whaaat?? Kaiser back at you one mo' gen
Bringin to you all my friends
Baby girl, Aalyiah
Ginuwine, Magoo
Uhh, Nickie
Misdemeanor
Of course me
Ahh yeah
So right about now
You got to ease on back
Huh
I can't forget about Playa, one time
So you know what? Man
Me and Playa we gonna do this thing like
Yo baby, I want you to put on your dress
Cause I put on my suit
Hahahahaha
Ahhhhh

http://www.sorabji.com/

chuckling to myself.

Ha! -chuckles: what a funny word.


Oh, man, it's going to be one of those days.

drinking warm coke....ugh.

looking at Momus' website, wondering why i am so fanatical?

and when will i be a rock star?

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Drifting away from everything.

What's going on? Am I missing anything?

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http://dirtyredcommie.com

our exhibition is published

o

my

god

http://www.archrecord.com/CONTEDUC/ARTICLES/04_01_3.asp

mark,...what are you doing in virginia? i hope you're not here to stay. if so, i guarantee you'll hate it.

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Hey, don't knock my home state.

Of course things do get terribly boring around the "this is where the battle of the brits against the colonies was fought" locales. Jamestown, Yorktown, Williamsburg, old slave quarters, G. Washington, the lusty Thomas Jefferson, tobacco, and Native Americans showing the frail english transplants how to stay alive in winter. And the Thanks they got was a bunch of diseases they died from.

Other than that, Va is beautiful. The Shenandoah Valley, breathtaking. And it's Virginia Baked Hams that are the best in the world.

updates: I found that gym, I haven't excerised since the 80's. Aching and sore, but feeling like a hottie once again.

Tired. just got in to the office, and even though I am tired, I still must come here.

We will be out in the field again next week with addt'l funding. The it's down to N'awlins!

Hoping the tape I sent Sem today gets to him before he leaves for New Orleans. If not, he'll have a nice surprsie when he gets back. The tape has Slipknot, but it also has Ben Harper, so don't say I don't have the flava!

Skooter, when I get the time, you'll be getting a reciprocal tape with Willie Nelson, The Isley Brothers, Tom Waits, Soulive, Iron Maiden, Siouxie and the Banshees and more on it.

grieving.

I have to put my cat down. This is so hard, I love him so much it's disgusting. I don't want him to suffer, be uncomfortable, or in pain. I just want him to feel the love I have for him, happiness, and contentment. I will hold him, and talk sweet and softly to him, and tell him how much I love him, and how sorry I am, and that he is the most handsomest, and the very BEST kitty in all the world... and always will be.

I am missing my hotel room in Hong Kong. There is something about being closeted in a confined space that always makes me feel protected. No worries for me when they finally close the lid on my putrid body in the hopefully-beautiful wooden coffin. I really want to be buried because of my complete happiness with enclosed spaces. Plus there is a permanence to being interred in the ground. Even if I have achieved nothing with my life, I will still lay claim to some small plot on Mother Earth. I often think it would be nice to have some really fanciful tale on my headstone about what an amazing life I led. Some great romantic tragedy perhaps. That way it won't have all been for nothing.

Such cheery thoughts. I must go bake something.

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(Ted Nugent)

HIGH
WELL I DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY COME FROM
BUT THEY SURE DO COME
I HOPE THEY COMING FOR ME
AND I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY DO IT
BUT THEY SURE DO IT GOOD
I HOPE THEY DOING IT FOR FREE

AND YOU CAN
CAT SCRATCH FEVER
CAT SCRATCH FEVER

WELL THE FIRST TIME I GOT IT
I WAS JUST TEN YEARS OLD
I GOT IT FROM SOME KITTY NEXT DOOR
AND WHEN I SEE THE DOCTOR
AND HE GAVE ME THE CURE
I THINK I GOT IT SOME MORE

THEY GAVE ME
CAT SCRATCH FEVER
CAT SCRATCH FEVER
I GOT A
BACK SCRATCH FEVER
CAT SCRATCH FEVER

ITS NOTHING DANGEROUS
I FEEL NO PAIN
I GOT THE CHUG CHUG TRAIN
YOU KNOW YOU GOT IT WHEN
YOU GOING INSANE
IT'LL MAKE A GROWN MAN CRY CRY
WON'T YOU MAKE MY BAD

solo

WELL I MAKE A PUSSY PURR
WITH THE STROKE OF MY HAND
THEY KNOW THEY�RE GETTING IT FROM ME
AND THEY KNOW JUST WHERE TO GO
WHEN THEY NEED THEIR LOVING MAN
THEY KNOW I'M DOING IT FOR FREE

AND YOU CAN
CAT SCRATCH FEVER
CAT SCRATCH FEVER
THEY GOT A
CAT SCRATCH FEVER
CAT SCRATCH FEVER

CAT SCRATCH FEVER: 6 times
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH

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depressed.

Really pissed that it's
snowing.

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..constipated; but won't give up the cheese; love the stuff, what else you gonna put on a cracker? Tonigt is my 2 hours at the gym night and I don't feel like going, still bloated and moving at the speed of molasses. I'll just go home and row in front of the stupid box for an hour.

Playing with my new toy. Waiting for something to happen. Thinking about lunch.

just caught a wiff of my nuts ...ewwww my how they stink from the humidity today

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..now that was just downright gross.

waiting for the woman i work with to GO BUY COFFEE FILTERS!

So I called up the girl I
had a date with a couple
weeks ago. She was
napping, but I was hoping
she was going to call me
back. She said she was
shy and she does work and
go to school full time,
but this is just too bad.

Oh well. I won't call
anymore and if she calls
back, great. If not, good
luck to her.

Argh, I'd like a
girlfriend, I had one for
3.5 years until about a
year and a half ago. She
was nice but she had lost
her zest for life and her
dreams were put on hold.

For some reason, sorabji
is the only place I talk
about my dealies with the
ladies. Nuts.

Does sorabji have an IRC
channel? Do any of you
communicate via AIM or
ICQ? I'm kraptv on AIM. I
suppose I'd contain my
lady issues within WAYD,

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listening to firehose - my old "raging full-on" cd.

i'll say it again - mike watt is my hero.

trying like hell to find a record for Serie G, but no dice. and feeling like my head will explode any minute. it's the pollen

sorry, sylly. i've just had a lot of bad experiences with the people who inhabit the area surrounding "the most powerful city in the world". i grew up in new york, where people are smart and successful and are very comfortable with it. here, people are smart and successful and they need to remind everyone else about it continuously. one only needs to get on any highway in the area to understand this. this area is home to the most dangerous drivers in god's creation.

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Listening to a song I thought I would never hear again.

Thanks Uncle Napster.

hey joe, we jest don wont folks, 'specially high falutin' yankees, thinkin' suthnah's ain't got no kin'a class or eddgycation what ain't got a foundin' father or a rich plantation owna' in their fam'ly tree. Now jest causin' the rest of us ain't nuthin' but a bunch ol'barefoot jim dandy's decended outa white trash and half nekkid slaves dont mean we gotta drive a car that says so, now do it?

You're forgiven. I'd send you a ham if I knew where you lived.

wasting time, as today is my last day at this office.