mother, i can feel the soil falling over my head.

That's the point, Spunky, Phil does want to suck yours, and statistically speaking, he is in fact doing so right htis very minute.

Waiting for 3 good shows that air tonight.
7:00 Paul Reubens hosts "You Don't Know Jack" 2 episodes back to back.
Then on COMedy Central at 9pm Central is all new SouthPark. Then Prime Time Glick! (Martin Short) at 9:30pm. Kicks!

Thinking about putting up some dysfunctional cams around the house,I think people would pay to see it,if nothing else,but to make them feel better.

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giving J a big hug.
in spirit, anyway.

or would you rather a big glass of rum?

about to go to a meeting called by one obnoxious-assed individual.

I think I'll think keep muttering "eat hot fuck" under my breath. maybe then I'll survive this boredom.

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smiles
over red socks
skulls
and crossbones.

alesato alesato alesato
alesato alesato alesato
alesato alesato alesato
alesato alesato alesato

doubting everything you've ever said

Trace, watch your mouth.

I'm taking a break from catch-up work. If I don't finish tonight, I'll come in on Saturday.

I miss my brother. He's the only person who understands.

Gonna get together with "Siren" again in 2 weeks. Looking forward to yet another wild time with her.
Found out this morning that the family will be here again in August. Mom, sister, nephew will be staying for 2 weeks and Mike my 18 year old brother who's been in Jail for the last almost 1 year will be staying for a month or more. Looking forward to that also. Good thing we're finally settled in the new house or I'd never fit them all.

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this is my computer.
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this is my desk.
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the
heh
wha
sa
fa
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Wondering who Patrick is Doubting.....

thomas. we all doubt thomas.

Thomas doubts too

trying not to kill some people.
i'm sorry but i've have lost the last thread of patience.

I HATE WOMEN. I HATE "BUSINESS PEOPLE". I HATE PROFESSIONAL DEVELOPMENT. BLEACHED HAIR. FUCKING. JESUS CHRIST. LOUD. SHRIEK-Y. LAME-ASS NEED TO GO TO THE MOTHER FUCKING DOG PARK MOTHER FUCKERS.

you really must SHUT THE FUCK UP.

i might need to go home.

Re-connect with the Process through our exclusive Hoffman merchandise.

Hanging out watching a storm pass. This one was a quick, fleeting, half-assed storm which left it steamier than it was before. I love the angry, piss off, last-all-day storms where everything seems clean and cool and reborn afterwards.

Learn how the dynamic of the Negative Love Syndrome works and gain insight into how it is affecting your life.

i'm about to go to the dog park. really.

Perdonarmi il ragno della signora, io ha significato che ero con niente compire. Che genere di anima siete assetati per?

Perdonarmi the spider of the mrs., I has meant that I was with nothing to compire. Which kind of spirit you are made thirsty for?

Thats the best I can make of Traccia's post.

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No No No,
Forgive me Ms Spider, I meant I had nothing to do.
What kind of blood are you thirsty for?

She posted as Web of the Blood Thirsty Spider

Side note:
I was saying I was BORED BORED BORED, but the literal translation for the Italian word for Bored is Reamed....

I was just kidding.

Trace, you're too needy.

Needy?????
O K

NO NO NO
WTF, I don't NEED anything

i've been getting a lot of email about impotence cures and penis pumps.

thank you, whoever signed up [email protected].

Working on a budget for a project proposal. Which, if we get it, will launch our company into the big time.

Applying for jobs online. I gotta get the fuck out of here.

trying to make as little sense as possible.

emphisis on keeping things possible.

You are succeeding.
So am I for tbat matter.

wishing i hadn't agreed to go to lunch with that photo coordinator gal in the other office who takes half-assed "fetish" pictures and nothing more with a camera thats far beyond what she needs or even knows how to use despite being schooled in photography much like i was as well as having a very prominent and published fetish photographing as an ex-boyfriend who sold her that Mamiya,for dirt cheap that i should have.

wishing i hadn't agreed to go to lunch with that photo coordinator gal in the other office who takes half-assed "fetish" pictures and nothing more with a camera thats far beyond what she needs or even knows how to use despite being schooled in photography much like i was as well as having a very prominent and published fetish photographing as an ex-boyfriend who sold her that Mamiya,for dirt cheap that i should have.

'there are no new messages on the server'


DAMMIT

I think the identity of 'unidentified person' is obvious, don't you?

i actually hit the enter key erroneously. I didnt mean to not put my name down.

im flaking on the girl because she said she invited her friend who is the owner and mainmodel and subgirl.com to come with as well, because i had entertained the idea of shooting her before, but now i don't want to and I don't feel like meeting her and telling her things like "..yes, your ass will be approximately this high in the image.."

and "...no your tits don't have to smile, its not a family portrait..."

and "im sorry but we are goign to have to powder your twat im getting a glare"

these things are just not on my schedule.

wondering how cat is going to feel about the double negative up there in the second sentence.

What double negative?

getting ready to go home.

looks like we will get the go-ahead on our mississippi job for August. mid-august. I'm thinking, we do teh job, and I get back head straight north to home. I hope I don't explode from the climate change - the Gulf to the Great Lakes in like a week!

listening to "crawling king snake." i've finished my bourbon, now it's time for a scotch.

I don't think I can not go doubly ballistic.

getting ready to mow.

getting ready to take a few bongloads and watch a movie.

need to rehydrate mind, body and soul after last night.

Nate, you are sinking. Pull yourself out before you drown

i'm not sinking, spunkster.

ain't nothing wrong with a few bongloads first thing in the morning.

especially when you feel the bourbon gods laughing at you.

laughing at the bourbon gods and polishing off a the remains of a fatty i tucked in a book months ago

http://www.mazeworks.com/home.htm

fun for kids!

Still wanting to know why Dave asked if it was still the same husband I had a couple years ago and what exactly it is that Heather remembers.
Gotta love when people say things and then just not explain what they decided to say.

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...

http://www.torturechamber.com/wayd/1997/12/III/

So it DID have something to do with trout fishing....I thought so.
Thanks for that awesome flashback. Nice to know that you care so much to go back and dig through 4 years of writing just for me. I really feel quite honered that you still remember that time in my life.
Although, "tiresome" strikes a familiar note.
Funny how I am probably the only one from this site that has managed to keep a husband( or a man for that matter)for 14 years. Go figure.
Here's a little tidbit: Dont beleive everything you read.
The joke is NOT on me. But I still got quite a laugh over it.
And, unlike alot of you, I have always kept the same name. And always will.

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Hmmmm...seems I dont remember a "heather" 4 years ago. Strange.
Picking up girls on the internet IS kinda trashy...dontcha think?

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just trying to go deeper and deeper into my soul so that the noise of the world is silenced and the distortion is no more.

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this is irony, patty.

it is ironical as hell freezing , so c'mon dowwwn.

aaaagggghhhhh im being bored, so much internet - so little to do!

thinking: "hmmm is there actually anyone out there reading this stuff or am I actually all alone in the world??!!"

Nate,
Is it IRONY or is it COINCIDENCE????
Hmmm, you should ask Cat

is what irony or coincidence?

if you dont mind me butting in?

trying to type on wepage from 1997 while being in the year 2001. it went somewhere. . .
where

trying to decide where exactly to place Spunky's new asshole.

oh i see where did you get his new ass hole? can i have a new one too?

wondering if he is the only one here from the UK?

Thinking prob is!

helloooooo? is everyone dead or something? hope not!

is 12 years long enough?

i know, they're so damn hard to get rid of.

eh? what >butting in again<

Checking in after too long (gazing at my baby takes at least two hours daily)...sorry if these remarks are inappropo of the current conversation...

I am also being relieved...my baby sleeps through the night! He also has discovered his hands and imitates fire alarms. Two months and it's just starting.

J(anny) asked after a picture...there is one on the "new" page of my website...all are welcome.

http://www.geocities.com/m_katja

ok so now the sorabki 's' is on my browser dialogue box where i type the url is it there forever i am wondering? i hope not! this place is a tad on the wierd side!!

thinking that should have read sorabji not sorabki, but hey its late at night and im tyred and my fingers dont work anymore and im thirsty and im hungry and im worries about the results of my job interview that i gat tomorrow and im running out of things to put now and so im gonna finish now!

ok noticed now that i have spelt tired with a y thats wrong to so i apologise!

ok so im kinda hogging this place now so im gonna go to bed nite all!

Where ever you want, Cat,
where ever you watn.

grateful to alex for changing the subject, although unsure about what he changed the subject to...

12 years is quite "tiresome" but you can be rid of anything you want and there is nothing hard about it.
I wouldnt part with my husband for anything and I certainly have never or will never wanna "get rid" of him. A little fun here and there does a girl good.

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saying good niye to sorabji

saying good nite to sorabji

found some extra dollars in my bank account.

paid bills with it.


i think i'm all grown up.

this can't be good.

at least I only used half of what I found on bills - the other half is for play.

maybe i'm not as grown up as i think?

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I am pissed off on everything and everybody else,or some time i blame myself for my general failure..but, least i point my finger out to my mom and dad for my overwhelming problem. End of conversation.

getting turned down for my job placement :(

wondering if I really read 'penis pump' in this thread.

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thinking "penis pump"????? hmm strange and strangerer it gets in this place!

work. bleah. monday. ugh.

working on the budget some more, gonna try to stretch it out to last all day, but don't know if I can.

helped my friend move into his brand-new house saturday, pretty nice except that it's in a new subdivision. He tries to claim he's beating urban sprawl but I keep telling him he's actually the Daniel Boone of Urban Sprawl.

teaching today

the first day

they will take my pict
ure

g says, 'there's a lot of cute guys around'
speaking of the students.

WE ARE PROFESSIONAL

run or beat off?

run or beat off?

i wonder where alex is from.

goat nuts.

wearing red socks today.

with skulls. and crossbones.

Fish or cut bait?

Go and be snotty, or don't go and be passive-aggressive?

I need guidance.

I went. I wasn't snotty. I think all is well.

huh?

wondering who the hell Katja is. Jinafishes?


double negative:

"I DIDNT mean to NOT put my name down."

it would be more grammatically correct to say

"i accidentally forgot to sign my name"

Downloading Mandrake 8.0 Linux. And downloading. And downloading. Holy cow, will it ever end?

we all don't not know the magic of the double negative patrick



AHHH. TOO MANY PEOPLE.
my tolerance has already slipped. find me a quiet room.


If I didn't start painting, I would have raised chickens.
~ Grandma Moses ~

patty patty, this is ironic.

first,
"it would be more grammatically correct"

you can't be more correct. that is poor usage.

your other sentence, however, is perfectly fine. and not a double negative.

You guys must be really bored to be making all this fuss about grammar,why don't you call an addiction hotline and tell them your hooked on phonics? Record it too,"what's up with f and ph"?,you can probably do better than me.Orion just turned 4 months on the 19th and he already has a tooth,it has barely broke the skin,but it,s there and the one next to it looks like it will pop out anytime ,he's such a sweet,happy,cuddly baby.I miss his brother,but things are coming around in that dept. too. Amee's last court appt. was in April,she had to go to court supervised visits with little Jon,she has to pay for half,and her ex,has to half,anyway,he's been coming there late,not paying his half,and all this is going to the judge,it's contempt of court,plus when little Jon was at one of the visit's,he mentioned that he doesn't live with his dad and never sees his dad,and it did come out that he hasn't received his birthday or Christmas presents from us,his "grammy" say's she got them for him.I hate that woman,more than I've ever hated anyone in my life,but this will all blow up in their face.

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hell i always make a fuss about my grammar


she's gettin' mighty old ya know



RED SOCKS
red skies and deja vu

i often wonder where im from, my mother tells me i came from iside her womb. but i often think this cannot be the case as i am far to tall to fit in there.

I prefer to think i come from Hitchin

It makes me happier thinking like that.

agreeing with all this stuff about the importance of grammar because it makes sentances far easier to read for instance without it it would be very hard to read things and you would run out of breath without commas or full stops and double negatived are magic yes but we are not from the eas end so we do not nead to say things like i neva did nothing (see this sentance had no grammer in and i bet you had to add it yourself either that or you got very confused!)

wondering where are all you guys and galls from then?

nate i dont like the way my name and "goat nuts" come up in the same message like that!
It scares me!

Albuquerque!

wilting in the heat -> its soooo damn hot here today!!!! give me water, waaater before i shrivel up and dissapear

ah well im definately not from there!

http://crazyarchitects.moonfruit.com

thinking will this work?

realising clearly not!

Nate, you don't know a double negative from your ass, which is quite the double negative itself. Patrick sinned against grammar, but he was in good company:

Viola (Twelth Night) speaking of her heart -
"Nor never none. Shall mistress of it be, save I alone."

And Al Jolson: "You ain't heard nothing yet."

Ronald Reagan: "You ain't seen nothing yet, folks."

where r u from cat?

being who the hell she is!

http://www.geocities.com/m_katja

what?

is noticing that there are no beaver shots on Katja's website. DAMN!

beaver shots? like the ones building damns? aw they r cute!

ah i get it : katje is: being who the hell she is! ah hee hee

wondering if Yahoo chat have closed their "Boring British banalities" room or something.

oooh sorry to be so boring cat, didnt realise it was too lively in here for me!

fuck you, you ass

and fuck architects

architects suck

they are boring

sorry im not boring! how would u know what im like anyway?

Anyway im not a fuckin' architect i am a 1st year uni student

thinking

"I didnt mean to not put my name down"

"I did not mean to not put my name down"

double negative

poop

hey there is no need to be so negative about these double negatives!, i they neva done nothing bad

you are at architecture school and so i know how much you suck!!
sucker!!!!

corbusier up your ass!??!

SUPERDUTCH



the trouble is you don't get my joke. i am sorry. don't listen to me.

what joke? no its ok i dont mind listening to u even if u r nasty! heck we all are at times ->it can b fun! :) he he!!!!

fuckin Corbusier i hate him!!!! ill give him 'the Crow' what a fuckin ponce!

n eway how u know about Corbusier and stuff n e way? what do u do? if u dont mind me askin?

THIS IS NOT PERSONAL CHAT ROOMY!!??!!

CORBUSIER!?!
he likes me
he drew in my notebook


i know MANY THING!!

today, apparently, is not a good day to ask

lol gees it seems never is a good day looking at the old messaged here!

"I didnt mean to not put my name down"

not a double negative.

I didn't not mean to put my name down.

double negative.

eat me, cat.

The more i look at it the more it isnt wrong
heck he's right you know!

well its 12:30 way past the bedtime of boring fucking architects so i guess i had better negate myself doubletime off to bed (hold on that makes no sense) ah well

i'm always right, alex. and no one can convince me otherwise.

i happen to be in a line of work where i have easy access to a linguist. here is what she said:

"I meant to not put my name down. I didn't mean to put my name down. Do these mean the same thing?"

she also drew something that looked kind of like this:

~mean(x)
~put(y,z)

again, eat me.

hm. easy access to a linguist.



how lucky and omniscient can one person be?

Nate is incorrect.
Cat and the Pat are correct.

"I didnt mean to not put my name down"
Take a way one negative, (n't) in this case, and you get I did meant to not put my name down.

Take away the other negative, (not) and you are left with "I didn't mean to put my name down". That changes the meaning of the statement.

However, if you take BOTH negatives out, you are left with:
I did mean to put my name down.

THAT, MY FRIENDS IS THE DEFINITION OF DOUBLE NEGATIVE.

Alas Nate, you do not have access to such a cunning linguist. Damn but I've always wanted to use those two words in a sentence.

"Double Negative: The use of two or more negatives in the same construction....2) If the meaning is rhetorically positive. (She is not unintelligent: She is intelligent; You can't not respect their decision: You have to respect their decision; Nobody has NO friends: Everybody has some friends: I didn't mean to not put my name down; I meant to put my name down)."

The Oxford Companion to the English Language

son, he says,

i don't not matter if it ain't right iffin there ain't noone that cares what ya have t'say

well, yeah.

she actually said it was a double negative, but i thought i'd push it.

i don't think subordinate phrases should be considered for double negativehood. that makes the meaning of double negative so simplistic.

but you and patrick are correct, cat. you are peers. you are a club of two. enjoy your happy club.

and alex, you fucking moron. you were starting to believe me.

i'm never right. now you know.

oh, sorry cat. you're a club of three... you, patty and spunky.

you might say you are the queen of the club.

NATE!

NATE!,
You take that back, you walleyed muck sucker!!!
*SOB*

That's sob, not S.O.B.

Now now, Nate. No need to get all bitter and twisted. It's grammar, not the last chance to win a free buttfucking session with Spunky. You can afford to be wrong on this one.

By the way, I meant to enter my name.

Taking care of Lois the
Good's horses in
exchange for a ton of
alfalfa. The Bad Lois
moved to Arkansas.
Some miners bought
her property; they have
longhorn cattle. Not a
herd, just a couple of
pets.

Today I saw Ravi
Duck's penis. What a
shock: it is a
corkscrew, and I think
way too big for a duck
his size. It was an
accident; I was not
spying.

It is fire season and
rattlesnake season. I
am staying home. The
rodents are out of
control. They run in
packs and laugh aloud
when we try to frighten
them. There is a
squirrel in this room
right now. Au secours.

Where is Blindswine?

glad that sheila's still going. this world needs more sheila going on. hoping she has a good fire break around the house and a BIG machet� for snake hacking. advising steering clear of the pine squirrel: pound for pound the meanest little fucker in the west, despite their affinity for automobile tires. mwa.

back from Vancouver, after having just seen Radiohead yesterday. It's left me a little empty.

freezing my kiwi butt off

shit shit shit i did think u were right Nate but clearly this was your time to be wrong! it all becomes suddenly and horrificaly clear to me, this whole double negative thingy......

Sheila is like a breath of clean mountain air.

Any recommendations for snake leggings? I ask merely out of curiosity.

Suffering from overwhelming fear that his has pissed Nate off.

that is absolutely ridiculous, spunky.

why would anyone be afraid of pissing ME off?

christ almighty.

i stink. i'm going to go cut my hair.

So, is your hair the object that is causing nasal offense?

thinking.....

alex has anyone invited to eat flaming cock with hotfuck rammed so far up your ass you taste kerosene?

this morning is the dawn of wht hopes to be a continuing trend. i woke up feeling somewhat sparkly as last night was the firsxt night in i don't know how long i didn't consume more than 16oz of alcohol or sucked on pipe loaded with high grade dope and hash. im so UN HAZY this morning its toxicating.

Maybe its the new book i started this am.

Subterraneans.

elipses and run on sentences GALORE!!!!! I couldn't be a happier non-grammar fuck monkey.


don't be such a literalist spunky...the literal gets you into trouble more times that not.

do you think nate gives a rats ass about when he pisses you off?

just take your quarter grain and go puke a while.

boys are funny

over heating. It's hot. Too fucking hot

It's damn hot. No air movement. Friggin hot, and I have to friggin drive 80 friggin miles home, with no friggin wife at home and no friggin dinner, and no friggin money to go out because I am too busy spending it on friggin gas.
FUCK!

thinking the spunkster should be talking to his employer about mileage reimbursement or finding a new job

learning that i question too much to actually teach.

there is gonna be a storm tonite - a big one, someone will ahev to sleep downstairs to keep the dog company, bet it'll have to be me... thought dogs were sposed to guard the home, not need guarding themselves! and I have cement burns on my hands

Wondering just where the cement burns came from?
Do you have any matching on your knees???

no i dont have matching ones on my knees, i have burned my throat tho, (no not from the kerosene fucking thingy Pat!) from the dust, i have been laying concrete in the scorching heat

i have huge dreams.

they're impossible,

if you believe in that sort of thing.

Does anyone want an explanation for what alex is talking about???

you mean about how concrete out of the bag is a skin irritant?

I re-read the post. Nevermind. I thought he said he was laying ON concrete in the scorching heat.....
Ooops.
Anything mixed with sweat could be a skin irritant...

well, really, spunky, anything at all could be a skin irritant. it depends on what your skin is like.

but concrete is labeled as such.

Thank you Dr Nate

can't call me that spunky. i was kicked out of medschool.

Killing a patient has that effect.

no, she was already dead.

but she was beautiful man. such a beautiful creature, even in death.

you would have fucked her too.

oh crap

everyone is staring because I did one of those extremely embarrassing snort laughs

depends on what you were snorting i guess as to how much u care about it! ->laying on concrete indeed! bloody thunderstorm rained on it last night! shit, even got under the plastic sheet over it!

...mmmm bodies!?!!!!??

I knew it nate, it had to be either malpractice or necrophelia. gets you kicked out all the time

are you speaking from experience there spunky??!! ;)

emoticons mark you for termination.

i am hungover like thor.

well, maybe not that bad, but bad enough that I really want to be back in bed and not at work.

i beg your pardon termination? like Arnie and all that?!

Whats wrong with a little smile to brighten the day?!!

Fucking beautiful dead people. HA!

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SMITE!

ah, now THAT brightened my day.

sitting in a library and chewing teaberry gum on an empty stomach. my blue jeans are too tight in the thighs and i wish they were looser because i'm not going to slouch at all.

boo.

wondering what teaberry gum tastes like.......

telling Alex: it tastes exactly like steak and kidney pie. The "chunky" version has extra pieces of kidney.

hmmmm..

oops i didn't mean to not put my name down!

being fucked by beautiful living people. wooHOO

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kurt weill

show me the way
to the next whiskey bar
oh, don't ask why
oh, don't ask why

'cause if we don't find
the next whiskey bar
i tell you we must die
i tell you we must die
i tell you, i tell you,
i tell you we must die

oh moon of alabama
we must now say goodbye
i've lost my good ol' mama
and must have whiskey
oh you know why.

Trying to tie a noose around my pirate statue's neck.

How does one tie a noose? Something about a rabbit going around and around a tree and into a hole, what?

http://www.dk-sejlads.dk/dansk/gordetselv/knots/noose.htm

being over critcal about my body.

fat.

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medicated.

I'm supposed to be able to focus now, but I'm just a little more awake.

The dose is gonna be doubled next week.

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http://dirtyredcommie.com

tired. just got out of the field. I left early because I have an appointment to replace the rear speakers in my car with clarions.

pissed off at most things today!!!!!!!!!!!1

cocktabulous!

Bored. And tired of it.

"pissed off at most things today!!!!!!!!!!!1"

Stampworth, is that you??/

Getting ready to go to the store and buy a huge fucking bottle of Bacardi (not sure if that is spelled correctly, and not really giving a shit) Gold Rum, and drinking it all tonight

goddamnit trace. don't fuck god.

Did anyone just see the death penalty scene on "love That Bush" on CoMedy Central? "Laura, he begged for his life and I just farted on him"
"I thought it was the fake execution"

. . . too much.

why not, he fucked me

Waking up for the day and going to the beach right now, in the dark.
Kicks.

Waking up for the day and going to the beach right now, in the dark.
Kicks.

Waking up for the day and going to the beach right now, in the dark.
Kicks.

OhNo! Corporate Profits Are In A TAILSPIN! Let's go to WalMart and buy somethings. Let help the airlines through this difficult time.
If you try and leave without a package in hand, watch out. Don't just wander in there and think you're gonna get out. Better call ahead to make sure they have it.

Oh my god, who let the floridians in here?
Look at that, not only can't they vote once correctly, they can't post correctly either.
A TRIPLE POST!

thinking Floridians dont know how to do anything once ("punch the box ONCE!")

Wondering if it is time to STIR IT UP AGAIN!

nah, I dont think so.

Blood in the streets in the town of Newhaven.
Blood stains the roofs and the palmtrees of Venice.
Blood and my love in the terrible summer.
Bloody red sun of fantastic LA.

wandering off again...
a lifetime of avoidance. her tombstone.. "she managed to stay out of trouble most of the time, but it caught up with her in the end"

getting WWF tickets





fuck off

that's RAD wisper.

FUCKING RAD.

Now is a cool time for wrasslin' fans to go to live shows, as this whole WCW/WWF invasion angle is pretty hopping. Wish I could afford to go to these things. Wish I could afford cable.
Wish for a lot of things, and there's a huge pile of shit in my left hand for some reason.

Hmm.

that semillama should clean her hand cos it might attract flies soon.....

HIS

HIS hand

I hope that you're looking for a chick who shares your love of wwf Sem.

i would love to see wrestlin live. apparently there was going to be a show here but it was all old wrestlers, and ended up being cancelled for some reason.