thanks Nate. Check your e-mail.

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thinking . . . "it's not the Ten Commandments, it's the Ten Pretty Good Suggestions"

VISUALIZE WHIRLED PEAS

ok, got it visualized. Now what?

freaking out in a comedic way because all 8 Episodes of "THAT'S MY BUSH" will be airing 9:30pm Central SATURDAY NIGHT, tomorrow! Comedy Central of course. This is a one time only, get the VCR ready.

yeah, see what is really going on in the white house.

Setting my VCR to tape "THAT'S MY BUSH" marathon 9:30pm through 1:30am Central TONIGHT COMedy Central Time. 8 CLASsiC and 'nEever TO be cOntinUed' hilarious episodes

at any given time, there will ALWAYS be a radio station playing 20 year-old hits. folks in their 40's want to listen to the music they loved when they were in their 20's. some things never change.

pondering the gap between what Patrick said and what Joe responded to.

Thinking of love and closeness and support. Been a while.

myselfagnostica

Rostenkowski whispered to Mondale after he stepped off the podium, "You've got a lot of balls, pal," and Mondale whispered back, as he gazed out at a sea of cheering Democrats, "Look at 'em. We're going to tax their ass off."

fucking trolls.

Watching the new Carrie movie on NBC.

I'll have nightmares for a month now.

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nigel, i'm reasonably sure that someday you'll be watching tv and you'll see a commercial using a cure song as its theme. all i'm asking is, will that bother you? it bothers me that a lot of the rock "anthems" i held dear are now used to sell fucking cars. just curious.

Every meal that I have eaten at home needs to have one can of water added.

do you know how many records I sold after that commercial? Shut it.

I'm drinking coffee and pondering Joe's question. No, it won't bother me. There are better things to worry about.

wondering how Nick has managed to post from beyond the grave.

Hey,if you can sue the tobacco companies for smoking,and McDonalds for being over-weight,why not sue Budweiser for all the ugly people we've woke up to after a long night of drinking? Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Gonna go get my pipe.

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thinking J is priceless

contemplating hours of backups and installations and tears and sweat. cold sweat.

hoping that people will be more patient with me as time goes by, fearing that they will not.

there was this comic strip in Excalibur a little while ago. It featured two snowmen singing:

SNOWMAN #1: "It's getting hot in here. So take off all your coals."

SNOWMAN #2: "I am getting so hot, I'm gonna to take my coals off!"

it's the only time I've ever laughed at an Excalibur strip.

go, J.

freakking out to the floor of the stock exchange.

what a spoof.

ever since watching the spoof of the WHITe House it seems more real than what is presented to "us" through the media

hoping things are going better for Nelly. I know that sick feeling well.

Ah, to be young and suffering...

wishing for time travel
or at least a machine that can take movies of your dreams while asleep

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thinking of my dream.

I dreamt Eminem was my brother, and he was preparing to run away from home. I trailed behind him, crying and begging him not to leave, as he went from room to room in the house gathering his things.

shaking her head.

life is funny.

one day you're giggling about the quirky nature of your former boss,
the next day you're going down to the police station to testify because he's been arrested for feeling up a 16 year old employee.


ahh, monday.





and if you're wondering, i'm pretty sure he did it.
What a stupid man.



on the other hand, it'll be a nice reunion with former co-workers at the station.

Holy shit, i just came here to post about the misadventures of MY quirky ex-boss. He only posted a bitter angry rant to the cultural resources management list serve I am on that all the major firms get.
Nice move if you're looking for work!

You know why roosters don't have hands????? Cause chickens don't have tits.

"When Big Joan sets up
her hands are too small
. . she's out of reach"

wisper, don't let the bastard get away with it if you're sure he's guilty. a friend of mine just lost his/her job because an asshole with a history of sexual harassment trouble accused him/her of the same. unfortunately, my friend used company e-mail to communicate with this bastard, so his/her company had no choice but to terminate him/her, even though they are certain that the charges have no merit. it's a shame when you think you are kidding around with a friend and then you find yourself on the wrong side of a lawsuit.

Didn't anyone hear my joke? It wasn't good? Bastards.!!!!

rooting for truffles

suck
blow
suck
blow
suck
blow
suck
blow
suck
blow
suck
blow

me
kill
you
long
time.

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sitting in a hotel room in beautiful downtown East Syracuse, NY.

eating oatmeal. I have a question, what's the point of quick oats. I mean, I understand the kind that comes in little packets and is flavored. But plain quick oats. Have we become so impatient as a culture that we can't afford the extra four minutes it takes to make regular oatmeal?




p.s. J, I laughed at your joke.

J,
I have been otherwise occupied as of late.
It would seem redundant for me to tell you I liked it, I have not yet found an exception to the rule that says you rock!

nodding at kazoo.

instant grits?

also thinking i should send the wife to Vegas for the night more often when her mom is there.

in the last 6 months, she has gone twice and turned $40 into $180 and this time $100 into $360 in one sitting.

Unlike me, she knows when to walk. When she called to tell me this last night i yelled "Runnnnnnnnnn!!!!" Thinking she would succomb to the inside forces that i am victim to while winning in vegas. its like they suck it right out of my pocket.

Thinking grits are the nastiest thing on earth.

But I love cream of wheat, and not sure but the non-quick oats are much better for oatmeal cookies.

LEAVE THE RAISINS OUT, DAMMIT!

Thinking grits are the nastiest thing on earth.
Next to stuffing.

How's that for a self-proclaimed southerner?

But I love cream of wheat, and not sure but the non-quick oats are much better for oatmeal cookies.

LEAVE THE RAISINS OUT, DAMMIT!

At awe at anyone who can like cream of wheat but think grits nasty.

Its all bland gruel.

There is little to no difference between the two.

I, Frank P. Sparklebottom, am fairly confident that there are two distinct camps of grit lovers and grit haters and that both sides exagerate their position.

Not me.

Grits are ok. They aren't disgusting. They are unoffensive, barely taste-worthy, as are most gruels such as oatmeal and cream-of-wheat.

Grits are a decent stick-to-your-ribs breakfast item that is good when jazzed up with cheese, sausage, bacon and baked.

sometimes at Denny's i think of ordering grits, but there's no picture of them anywhere on the menu, so that can't be good.

well joe, i wish i could be in charge of feeding my ex-boss'es genitals to wild dogs, but fortunately for him i have no say in his getting away with this, or not.
All i can do is testify, and tell the truth
The truth goes like this:
(it's summer, and 3 girls walk in wearing cutoff shorts and baby t-shirts. i am counting tills)
Boss- "ho boy i love the summer, that's when all the hot young things come in wearing skimpy clothes!" (he's pushing 50 at the time)

Me- ".....Bob, those girls aren't even 14."

Boss- "yeah, but STILL" *whistling noise/nervous chuckle/change of subject*

it's all for a jury to decide.

asking.

do they have a picture of corn flakes or toast?

its that kinda thing you know?

thinking.
I take my cream of wheat like i take my oatmeal, lots of brown sugar and butter.

my mom-in-law makes cheesy grits, like the sparkle man described, but I can still taste the grits....
ground hominy....

I had a Cinnabon for breakfast. Damn, there must be a stick of butter in each of the dollops of frosting they put on those things.

butter and salt are two of the things that make life worth living. i'm pushing 50 and i know that you don't make comments about 14 year-olds at work within earshot of co-workers. this guy is an idiot and i'm sure his name isn't bob, because you don't want to give him any reason to question your credibility. cream of wheat is fucking NOTHING like grits.

Norah Jones - Don't Know Why.mp3

Wondering if joe is still having a fetish for a 14 year old?

Fly fishing for green trout.

reading through old threads, restarting 3-year-old conversations.

It's fun to guess which threads you had started, and see whose threads are the ones you mistake for your own the most often.

waiting to see if someone comes online before i leave work. I am really mentally drained for some reason - perhaps not enough stimulation.

listening to the Blade Runner soundtrack and just got finished talkin to Angry Sam who is in Detroit filming that horrible show of his. He was at HockeyTown and was asking what size the mrs. wears. Bastard, he said all of his crew got jerseys except him because he was across the street working.

behaving like a puppy without his owner.

i actually went to the window at the exact time her flight was to take off hoping, due to the clear skies, to spot a 747 with Lufthansa markings taking off from LAX.

No dice. Upon verifying it took off, i noticed the particular German knack for punctiality stumped me yet again as it took off 5 minutes early.

Fuckers.

Feelin the groove

solid

done

tight

New release of the software...out and done.

Online transaction service...offline.

back where I belong

water tight

future mmm...mmm...mmm

I feel Peaches and Herb

reunited and it feels so good
reunited and its understood
If theres one perfect thing and blah blah blah blah blah blah

we both are so excited cause we're reunited ..hey hey

Getting ready to watch "Mama's Family" on acid with some friends in for the school holidays.

Know what the best pick up line in West Virginia is? Nice tooth

right on, j. in bowling, there is a name for the "4,6,7,9,10 spare". it's called "grandma's teeth".

god, tomorrow i leave for a weekend in nyc. can't wait to be back home for a couple of days.

16, clumsy and shy
I went to London and I
I booked myself in at the Y
WCA

I said I like it here,
can I stay?
I like it here,
can I stay?
And do you have a vacancy
for a back scrubber?

I said, look at it:

http://www.davidlynch.de/babydark.jpg

dreading.

housemate's father is an unemployed alcoholic, and he's been calling every half hour to see if his son is home yet. He's really loud, and obviously today is really, really drunk.

REALLY drunk.
More than usual.

So the phone rings again, and then comes the familiar slurring, and it sounds like he's put it on speakerphone, too, that must be why he's yelling. But he's a happy drunk, which is almost worse, because he's giggling and thinks everything i say is hillarious, so it's impossible to talk to him.

And the housemate uses his middle name, but his father calls him by his real first name, and he's all slurs anyway, so for the first month i lived here i told him he had the wrong number. So now he doesn't trust me to give messages. Because he's so fucking drunk.

Not that the housemate helps, he never bothers to tell the guy what's up, so every time i talk to him it seems like i've told him something he didn't know about his son. And sometimes he doesn't believe me. So he calls back demanding to speak to housemate: "he's at work right now." "NO he's NOT! he works nights" "no...he got a new job, he won't be back until 7:30." "WHAT? *gurgle slur giggle*"

but he's just going to call back in a half hour anyway.

Why don't i have Ident-a-call?

in a Nyquil fog. Is that you guys out there?

waiting for patrick to play with me.

ah, nyquil. 25% alchohol.

patrick don't play on weekends.

I'm razzing up a guy about a girl I got nude with that he went on a date with to the movies and had tea.

She's mormon. But a naughty mormon.

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wishing john madden would stop saying "penetration".

Hey, I like penetration. You got 59 blocking number 27 and 33 stunts, and then BAM!--Marshall Faulk penetrates that wide open hole. Then BAM!--Dick Butkus rushes out from the stands and penetrates Faulk as he's running down the field.

how about a gay-on-straight film in which madden gets his dusky crack drilled? god,...the blubber!

realizing he missed the meteor shower this morning.
DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT

I didn't see a meteor shower. no fair.


I'm so zombie-esque right now. I'm at work and I want to sleep so badly. I can't remember the last time I stayed up all night, and now I find I'm too old for it.

too old at 25. where's the justice in that?


I'm tempted to go to the bathroom just so I'll have a private space to sit and close my eyes for a few minutes. again.

Not coughing
oh no, coughing again
I was going to say, not coughing for the first time in 4 days

"They are not the 10 Commandments but the 10 good suggestions."

hoping against hope that hollywood doesn't fuck up 'solaris'.

kubrick should have been the one to do this movie.

dave, you're right about kubrick, but you have to know that any movie starring george clooney has to be very fucked up.

enjoying my recent victory in the lunchtime scrabble thingy

monday's when i lose my money

rooting for truffles and on the lam for the holidays

Joe,I just got that,I'm cracking up.

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yeah, and the latest commercial hails 'solaris' as the best movie of the millenium. what the fuck does that mean? which millenium? i'm thinking that if they mean the one that just ended and if the technology existed, how would 'solaris' compare to a film made in 1125 or 1347 or 1782?

i'm listening to alicia delarrocha playing the 'iberia suite' of albeniz. this woman is nothing short of an iterpretive genious. i heard her at avery fischer in the 1980's playing a program of mozart sonatas. at that time she was considered to be a mozart "genious". she is of small stature and it was wonderful to watch her stubby fingers negotiate the keyboard. she played a flawless program and then played several encores of spanish music that blew away the audience. god, she was great.

they only mega-hype the movies that need it. i'll watch it and i'll probably even like it but i'll bet everything that it won't be as evocative as the book (that's a given) or even the 3 hour russian version. but, looking at the website, it'll definitely make up for it with eye candy. the sets look really cool.

http://12.228.164.156:8000

I now realize I haven't seen the new Osbornes the ones I recorded after the Catch up with the Osbornes were re-runs.Sharon will be on E tonight,I think.

thanx for the info, dave. i had no idea there is actually a book and another film version behind this. i was just ragging on georgie-boy. i need to get my info straight before i put my foot in it.

oh, j. if you're watching "e", let's not forget anna nichole. i mean, she deserves our attention, right? what could be better entertainment than the video-taped escapades of a miserable human being stoned on downers? look, i know that you guys are going to give me a hard time about this, but, if anyone is wondering why we are so hated (like, by the muslims, for instance), simply juxtapose our superior attitude with countries like iraq with our fascination for idiots like anna nichole. it's no wonder we're hated.

Joe if you think Anna is fucked up,then your lucky I didn't set up the dysfunction cam I had planned for here.Why are you trying to get my tits tangled? Actually when I first started watching her,it was like passing an accident,but she has grown on me.She's a drama queenbut she did buy her cousin new teeth and she does have a pretty face.I know she's preety dim IQ wise,but she's street smart.

But she is a blatent golddigger.

have never heard of Solaris....the movie, book whatever.

Im also contemplating this:

The UCLA Performing Arts presents 'Woyzeck', a musical

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suck it

yourturn.com

http://cyberiad.info/english/dziela/solaris/solarispl.htm


that's all.

http://www.salon.com/ent/movies/review/2002/11/27/solaris/index.html


that's all.

j, i don't want to tangle your lovely breasts. it's hard for me to watch anna let her life and the life of her teenage son be broadcasted all over the world. why do we award celebrity status to every asshole that comes down the pike? how is her child supposed to cope with his own life? j, i've known you to be concerned about little ones. is anna's situation any different?

oh, and posting your disfunction here is NOT the same as displaying it on "e".

Hey!~ I'm at it again. . . rooting for truffles. . Thanksgiving day is drawing to a close, almost midnight here in central standard and I'M FREEEE to root another day!

also rooting for truffles. truffles i bought a few days ago at Neiman Marcus.

Patrick, go see that Woyzeck.

Wish I was a student there

$70 is a bit stiff for me to pay to see anything but I've never seen a Robert Wilson piece and I've been hearing about them for years

Head hurts me and my cat is sleeping on my knees.

I would like to make my girlfriends` life easier. I`m trying to do my best. And i WILL help her. I jope.

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i am wondering what to do with my life, cause i cannot see the road.
and i wonder why my collegue tried to commit suicide recently.

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holiday depression,...it really sucks.