Dogs love me 'cause I'm crazy sniffable

preparing
prepaying
praying
prying
proinking
puking
putting off getting ready to leave

like a tree

crap.

that's what i'm doing, too.

drawing a blank
and it looks like me

Bush had 167 people executed while he was governor of Texas and nobody got any mercy. No One.

He belongs in jail for high treason - taking this country to war on false pretenses. . When is Kenny Lay going to go to jail. . When?

"Bush had 167 people executed while he was governor of Texas and nobody got any mercy. No One."

Those people were murderers. Do you think their victims got any mercy?

"He belongs in jail for high treason - taking this country to war on false pretenses."

So flying a plane into a building isn't considered an act of war? Were we supposed to let that just slip by us?

looking for arnold ziffel.

still rooting for truffles. good weather for it.

"Free Martha!
Free Martha!
Free Martha!"

shaving and going out

how did i find this site? i believe i typed in something about Istanbul, and there you appeared... after looking for about 1/2 hr. i'm going to sleep
goodnight

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freaking to the outbreak of
Phlebitis that is on the loose.
in Marrero

enjoying life

i'm illin' for a glick fix

disappointed
sarah left one day
earlier than either of us
expected
that+sick = no visit

Planning a trip.
Recovering from a
Ward's Island safari.

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www.hollowmoon.com

Thinking about VoIP in a 3rd world country. It should work just fine....right?

looking in the wrong place for porn.

This is a great Tuesday in July, hot as it is here in the southern portion of us of a.

Crying for the conjoined Iranian twins that died.

Listening to dEUS. I like them. Don't be alarmed -- they are not the Norwegian death metal band their name suggests.


So you're suffering
I know it hurts a lot when it's the first time

Freakin' PA blue laws and their stopping me from acquiring a case of Yuengling!!!

What the hell is Yunegling?

it's a fine American lager only available in Pennsylvania.

Sem, I warned you.

It's been determined that the most used sex position for married couples is doggie style.The husband sits up and begs and the wife rolls over and plays dead.TADA!

getting ready to put yellow duct tape around some huge oak trees on St. Charles.

the ribbons are coming unglued
and that's not all

heh J.

I have a job interview tomorrow

listening to Italian composers

in the horns of an ethical dilemma

Watching Judge Judy...man she's cool.

I'm just sitting here, swelling.

There's just no telling what my body will do next. I don't like it when I can't predict what it's going to do. What's next? Will my head fall off tomorrow, just because it takes a notion?

sitting on a park bench in flushing meadows corona park. it's as beautiful a day out here as one could even imagine.

http://www.thenation.com/

checking out \link{http://www.thenation.com/,THE NATION}

"I like U S A"

"FREE MARTHA! FREE MARTHA! FREE MARTHA!"

O no O no
Where could I go
With my hump of trouble
And my sack of woe

waking up to another boring day

I am in the middle of an ethical dilemma too.

I don't know what to do about this, tell me about your ethical dilemma.

Today is my day off and I am sitting in bed reading the internet watching the sun through the window. I hate work, I hate being a grownup, it's eating me alive and I don't even know why.

So poor so in debt and now this. I have been writing a lot lately which is good I guess that I'm getting back into that but I wish I was writing more productive things and not this endlessness.

I am also watching the Royal Tennenbaums and being reminded of how much I love it. The music is great the characters are great and I love the suicide scene.

Why me? Why anyone?

Sometimes, while trying to deal with it all, I stop and remind myself that someone once referred to me as a "sexy kitten". More than once, actually.

trying to get to the bottom of this in a scientific way.

I'm going to give that a try, Nelly. Does it actually have to be true?

"PUTNEY SAYS THE BORMAN 6 GIRL IS GOT TO HAVE SOUL, GOT TO HAVE SOUL!"

Agatha, I don't see (uh, "see"?) you as a kitten, but no doubt, you are one sexy broad.

The other day I was thinking about you -- I was thinking about how everyone here who has met you has liked you and said how friendly and genuine you are. You must feel very much at home within yourself, and that's damn sexy.

type type type

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thinking that agatha certainly has some sexy kitten in her

Agatha, whatever works for you. Perhaps a variant based on your experience...

Meow. Hiss.

rolling at the Truth when Bush spoke with Blair just now he accidentally said "we'll bring the weapons . . uh, we'll bring forth evidence of the weapons. . . " . . . i'm rolling!

Sucking dick

I'm blushing. Y'all are too much.

just about to leave this godawful coffee house with the screaming kids. I am going to watch Ghost Dog and think about whether or not I want to make black forest biscotti mebbe tonight or later this weekend.

sitting in an air conditioned un-rented apartment waiting witness a document signing

sitting around. being a little hungry and tired. wishing I had something exciting to do.

"FREE MARTHA! FREE MARTHA! FREE MARTHA!"

About to go watch the Idaho Falls Padres.
Yup, gotta love farm-league baseball. Overpriced domestic beer, butt-numb-inducing bleacher seats and a bunch of 20-somethings trying really, really hard to play good ball.

buying 200 shares of KOF, a Coca Cola bottling company in Mexico.

I have a bad temper and a filthy mouth,I can't stop myself,I can't help it.I'm impulsive and do and say things before I think them out.I've always been like this.When I'm stressed which is almost always these days,I'm even worse.I've done a bad bad thing.I'm thinking of doing a Betty Ford and going somewhere to dry out.Vacation all I ever wanted,vacation time to get away.

yummmm....the Go-Go's

buying yellow duct tape and noticing that 3-M stock is rising.

tie some yellow duct tape around the old oak trees

riding out a really nice chocolate high.

PEACOCKS! too many peacocks to think about at this time!

Hanging on, That's about it. Hanging on to what is left of my creative carrer, my marriage, my health, money, soul and sanity. I sent out resumes to jobs I hate just to get another dollar an hour.I just couldn't go to work in the grey building with the beige cubicles.

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I GOT A NEW JOB!

FREE MARTHA! FREE MARTHA! FREE MARTHA! FREE MARTHA! FREE MARTHA!

sitting in some posh digs on Fort McPherson. They treat visitors well it seems. Spent the morning in Athens digging some holes. Going out to dinner soon, and will be pressuring people to go to the Flying Biscuit, some of the finest food on the planet!

Missing my Kazoo and wishing she was here in this really nice room with me.

about to fry up a mess of softshell crabs. MMM DOGGIES!

Wishing I was eating with Dougie and the Mrs.Worrying about Orion,I've been trying to potty train him and he is very resistant,it's almost like he still wants to be a tiny baby.I wonder if it has something to do with his dad leaving him.Heather and I might take him to see Dora the Explorer tommorrow.

wish you were there too, J. Those critters fry up nicely in a little olive oil and a dusting of flour. All I need on them is lemon. My wife drowns them in tartar sauce -- a culinary tragedy beyond words.

Bribe the little one with M and M's, it worked for Cleo.

wanting a cleo update
please.

Of what variety, my sweets?

"if you're happy and you know it clap your hands...
if you're happy and you know it clap your hands...
if you're happy and you know it see dead bodies when they show it
if you're happy and you know it stomp your feet"

you sick patriotic flag waiving suckahs
:(

"if you're happy and you know it clap your hands...
if you're happy and you know it clap your hands...
if you're happy and you know it see dead bodies when they show it
if you're happy and you know it stomp your feet"

you sick patriotic flag waiving suckahs
:(
Excuse me all you triumphalists but the people of Iraq are really pissed-off! They wanted to put Uday Hussein on trial.

"if you're happy and you know it clap your hands...
if you're happy and you know it clap your hands...
if you're happy and you know it see dead bodies when they show it
if you're happy and you know it stomp your feet"

you sick patriotic flag waiving suckahs
:(
Excuse me all you triumphalists but the people of Iraq are really pissed-off! They wanted to put Uday Hussein on trial.
http://www.tvnewslies.org/html/the_loaded_deck.html

http://www.tvnewslies.org/html/the_loaded_deck.html
http://www.tvnewslies.org/html/the_loaded_deck.html

sipping coffee

bummed. Gotta work this whole weekend, starting tonight. Poor me.

slowly dawning on me all the stuff that needs to get done at work next week before my moms gets here.

basking in the relief that i'm not a dad. what a hellish past 48 hours.

sitting in my new office space.

office space

what the fuck is pc load letter?!

Just cleaned the house, took a shower, am going to watch Gosford Park. Fridays are like my Sundays, I take this opportunity to hide in bed reading and run around the house playing with the cats.

I saw Seabiscuit today.

Heh.

Sea. Biscuit.

"If we get caught laundering money, we're not going to white collar resort prison. We'll be going to federal pound me in the ass prison!" -Office Space

Laundering money.

I got married last week. I am hosting a bridal shower for some other couple and stuck in my den because I have to take care of kittens my new wife agreed to take care of.

Wacky wild kool-aid style.

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http://www.skylab.org/~ryan/pics/lomopics3/

wondering how i wound up at this guys site

http://www.skylab.org/~ryan/pics/lomopics3/

Bob Hope died last night,he was a true hero.

making plans to avoid TV news for the next couple of days in an attempt to never hear the stupid things Bush said about Bob Hope, and also to duck all the maudlin, sappy tv CRAP tributes.

If we were doing a death pool, i'd be putting bettin' money on a certain ex-pres for next dead celebrity...

A glass eye I use to spy. Little ruby teeth that tell a golden lie. My feet are small; I'm not that tall. I've never told the truth, not once, not at all.

I'm small, like a superball. Throw me at the wall. I'm fragile, like an egg shell. I'm mad as hell.

Your teeth are gold. I'm not that old. You sail around the world with a galley full of girls. A hook for a hand, your shoes are filled with sand. You keep me for your pleasure, a padlocked treasure.

I'm small, like a superball. Throw me at the wall. I'm fragile, like an egg shell. I'm mad as hell.

Looking for the symbols for those DARPA futures contracts on hijackings, assassinations. . etc.

sitting in the park. watching boats sail by. having a what am I doing here kind of day.week.month, having a how did I get here to this park bench on this day and in this place k�d of moment. but the reverie is interrupted by the noise pollution of the mr. frostee ice cream truck.